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Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Ok, but whoever has a vig please kill me asap. Preferably before I even confirm

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Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Magnus Gallant posted:

I only have two players I rationally hate. And they don't play anymore

Phew

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


:3: Thanks. Even if you are secretly SpankyDoodle YOU CAN'T FOOL ME

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Meinberg posted:

What if I ship players in this thread?

I was just going to ask who'd be the first to make fanfic about mafia. god DAMNIT meinberg

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Now I wish I hadn't showed up to see if I was important enough to get an invite. Send me an invite anyway

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Asiina posted:

I demand to be in a masonry with someone.

Not mills.

You're not a very nice mason

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


I take full responsibility for that because it's hilarious

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


I have Mel on facebook. He will not come back. All he does anymore is run anyways, just constantly running

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Hey guys, what's going on in here?

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Poque posted:

you shouldn't post pictures of your baby on something awful

I'm going to allow that because I am a big mush and she is totally my baby.

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Mills posted:

We will discuss how to cheat this mafia game.

I will definitely throw the game if you pay me

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Mills posted:

You can't bribe in this game, silly opop :sun:

Try me

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Mills posted:

But how can I prove how strong I am without a graph? :shrug:

Let's take our shirts off and wrestle

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


We're on page 11 and the game hasn't started yet, this is going to be a disaster :getin:

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


What a nerdy cat. Wanna steal that cat's lunch money and give it a swirly

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Propaganda Machine posted:

i'd be careful about that opop, that cat is totally gonna be your boss someday

Yeah, but then when the zombie apocalypse happens it'll be survival of the fittest again and all balance out

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


I'm going to eat the cat, is what I mean

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Puntification posted:

Come the zombie apocalypse :10bux: says Opop will get eaten by feral cats.

That's probably about right

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Confirming, not reading over a hundred posts of what I'm sure is bullshit though

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


DuckHuntDog posted:

Now you know how we feel playing with you!

PS, please be my friend, Opop.

I'm everyone's friend

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Why aren't I vigged yet, anyways? I gave you guys one simple job

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Hey Diqnol, wanna go ride bikes later?

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Diqnol these bikes ain't gonna ride themselves

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Maybe I was. You'll never know

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


##vote pmom untownlike

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


"Opop, come back to bed!" Begged asiina, rarity, FV, yuming, scarlet johannson, Kate Upton, and Bowmore.
"Just a minute" Opop yelled back from his office. He chuckled to himself and he typed up his latest Bon mot against Diqnol. "There, that'll show him. Now to write that fanfic..."

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


anime gently caress pillow posted:

Opop picks up his tray of sandwiches and hot soup and grumbles about his poor planning and intelligence and job skills and physical attractiveness as he enters the bedroom.

Kate Upton smirks. "I was really hoping you'd be a little more tolerable in any way, Opopanax. Hey girls, let's remind him of his place." And then everybody, even Bowmore, hocked a loogie onto Opop's poutine-like face and rubbed it into his ever growing bald spot. "Off you go then, squirt." The ladies laughter cuts him to the bone.

Opopanax seethes with rage.
It is time, he thinks, to make another mafia game. This one will be about Canada again...

:flashfap:

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Yeah hold up, I want to win a thing.
Also pmom is legit scummy and we should actually kill them

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


anime gently caress pillow posted:

Opop, tell me more about PMom's scuminess

There is nothing towny at all about how the thunderdome was used. It feels like Pmom picked someone who they felt would be an easy lynch.
Or, on the whacky theory side of things I'm guessing they get powered up by winning these in some way

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Pinterest Mom posted:

i'm pushing for a no lynch though?

:shrug: Guess you shouldn't have locked us into a three way choice so early then

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Poque posted:

opop do you think pmom is on the second scum team?

If they aren't on yours

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


If I had the thunderdome role, and it powered me up when I won or survived, I would probably do a dummy one d1 to get people on board, and combine that with a promise to do a "better one" tomorrow

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


There are also 35 people in the game so I won't be super sad if a lot die today

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


:stare: I went hunting for one to read and I went too far down the rabbit hole

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Scum should probably kill me, I'm pretty OP

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Dr. Hurt posted:

I cannot close the thread right now, but if everyone would please stop talking while I come to a decision with Taste.

Never

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


I had a nice original piece written up where Mills pulls his reflection out of the mirror and they just blow each other for the rest of the their lives. I had such a good mills impression down too

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Asiina posted:

I'm an SK SK. I can only kill SKs. I'm the SKiest SK of them all.

Gross, a Saskatchewaner

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Kitiara posted:

I don't like posting when I don't feel like I have something to add.

Hasn't stopped anyone else

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Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


More like wrecked league

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