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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
##vote PMom

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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Byers2142 posted:

I like Meinberg's play so far. PMom's Thunderdome move is not towny in the slightest.

##vote PMom

I eagerly await the challenge today, but in the meantime have a series of wonderful fanfics queued up for use. At some point in this game, I will share fanfics which feature the following characters:
  • Lucius Malfoy
  • Anne Frank
  • Wolverine
  • Hogwarts Castle
  • Videl
  • Teddibursa
  • Gardevoir
  • Lightning McQueen

All at once or it doesn't count.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Poque posted:

DON'T turbo poque. he's town.

Sounds good to me!

JakeP posted:

You should lynch me, I die tonight no matter what

:lol:

##vote JakeP

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
##vote no lynch

Wait gently caress don't vote Jake. I take the PR of whoever we lynch first. I don't want to die N1 :(

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Byers2142 posted:

If we lynch PMom, do you get a reset Thunderdome you can force later on?

It doesn't say anything specific but I would assume so.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Poque posted:

it's just that mac's question would apply to anybody in the game besides me.

This is actually a good point. Mac is pinging my scumdar with that post.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Propaganda Machine posted:

what the gently caress even is this

This isn't the game we needed but it's the game we deserved.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

JakeP posted:

in case pm is lying ##vote poque

Hurt confirmed it already

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Poque posted:

Rarity will you use a thunder done on me?

No chance in hell.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
I guess seeing as I've already partially claimed in haste I should say the rest, I also hide the role flip of the lynch (but not the alignment as I understand it)

Please don't lynch Jake guys, if he's town then you lose 2 town players for the price of 1 :(

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Little Mac posted:

Why would this be a townie power

Because my role PM says I'm town.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Asiina posted:

I'm saving Dry Bones for a rainy day. Also phone posting for a bit so no fanfic for a few hours.

Darn, I was really hoping that was a post restriction

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
I want to be in the zombie apocalypse story

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Ernie. posted:

What's scarier than a baboon leading an army of ZOMBIES!!!? A baboon leading an army of ZOMBIES!!! riding My Little Ponies, for sure. Rarity had just finished her long work day imagining rainbows and being pelted with homestuck plush toys. Poque was standing at the stable's entrance, blocking her way out. It was a stand-off of legend. She noticed that Poque seemed a little distracted. He was drooling and his eyes were looking at the ceiling. She took this four-minute window of opportunity to sneak past him. But she had abandoned her friends. Fluttershy, Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash had now become Fluttercry, Twilight Startle, and Rainbow Bash. Darkness had overcome them. The ZOMBIES!!! have never been more powerful.

Friendship is tragic :(

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Dr. Hurt posted:

Hello fans of fiction! It is time to announce the first challenge.

In the world of fan fiction, nothing is as sacred as the dramatic reading. All the best fanfics have videos on YouTube or audio files floating around of people overacting the hell out of bad fiction. Your challenge should you accept it is to make your own dramatic reading. It does not have to be of your role fanfic, but it has to be of some sort of fan fiction.

You have until 8 pm Saturday to post your dramatic reading in thread. They will be judged by myself, taste, and a panel of special guest judges.

The thunderdome is in effect. You can only vote for Pinterest mom, jakep, and no lynch.

Dammit I'm going to have to bow out of this one. I'm staying in a hostel from today, I'm not going to have any privacy to do this :(

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Dr. Hurt posted:

Player Favorite will also get a special prize. :getin:

And yes, no voting for yourselves, cheaterpants.

You're crazy if you think I'm listening to any of these.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Mills posted:

Rarity's PR could easily be scum

This is a pretty dumb reason to kill me. Anyone in this game could easily be scum at the moment.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Mills posted:

Don't lynch me because ANYBODY could be scum.

Pack it up boys. The reason for playing this game in the first place just disappeared inside it's own anus.

I'm pointing out your argument is lovely, deal with it.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Propaganda Machine posted:

strokes beard

i don't particularly think rarity isn't town, but i'm not sure if i want her getting that stupid thunderdome.

Then vote no lynch like the rest of us!

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Kitiara posted:

I always get left out :(

Maybe if you posted more people would remember you :v:

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Big Nothing posted:

I'm gonna shoot rarity during the night.

That's mean :(

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Hal Incandenza posted:

You are like the meanest person I know! Someone please shoot Rarity in the night.

I'm only mean to people called Asiina!

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Asiina posted:

Agreed, someone kill Rarity.

But I'm not going to be mean to you this time. I mean, sure I've been mean to you all those 24071 other times, but not this time!

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
I will be very disappointed if I die before getting the chance to bring out Cupcakes.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Asiina posted:

'On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night'


If I'm stuck on this mudball of a planet, I might as well make the best of it. I am free of Freiza for the time being, a definite plus. There is another Saiyan here, and even though he is an idiot, he is still Saiyan; another plus, and I am the second most powerful being on the planet next to him. He is strangely compassionate, a crippling weakness, but at least I know that he does not have the will to dominate me as Freiza has for decades.

For the time being, I am free. I am proud, independent, and the entire population fears me. drat, life is good.

And then there is that blue-haired woman.

'There she stood in the doorway;
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself,
'This could be Heaven or this could be Hell'
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...'


She has offered me a roof and sustenance on a regular basis, and at the moment I see no strings attached, except one. She says I am 'cute.' I am nothing of the sort, I am the Prince of all Saiyans, a superior example of the species, handsome, anything but 'cute.' The single string? Sex. Life cannot possibly be this good. For a little sex she will provide me with food and shelter, and satisfy my needs at the same time. What is there to lose?

I must admit, she is fiery, and I like her that way. It is, at times, an insufferable annoyance the way she questions and refuses me, and her piercing shrieking is harsh on the ears, but at least she is amusing. It is highly amusing to, with a few well-chosen comments reduce her to sputtering with anger.

I will stay with her, for now.

'Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel California
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You can find it here

Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes Benz
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat.
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget'


Lucky me, the woman is rich. Spoiled rotten because of it, but it is nice. I now have luxuries I have not had since I was a child. It has been months, and I am slowly adjusting. We agreed not to be monogamous, but it angers me when she invites men over. She calls them her 'boyfriends.' What a stupid term.

She likes to throw parties and invite two or three of them over at a time, and have them turn into orgies, with herself as the main attraction, of course. Her favorite time to do this is after we've had a fight, because she knows it angers me. Human women are so weak. She is the only one I would ever consider having sex with, if only because of her fire and her spirit. It makes her seem almost Saiyan. But only almost. I would still literally break her if my control slipped.

I can hear them outside now, the men groaning, her own moans and panting cries. There are days I curse my Saiyan hearing. They are out around the pool, I could look out and see them if I wanted, but I know that would only make me angrier. What do I care about that loving woman? Let her have her little orgies as she tries to forget me.

So I called up the Captain,
'Please bring me my wine'
He said, 'We haven't had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine'
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...

Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
They livin' it up at the Hotel California
What a nice surprise (what a nice suprise)
Bring your alibis

Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink champagne on ice
And she said 'We are all just prisoners here, of our own device'
And in the master's chambers,
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives,
But they just can't kill the beast


I must admit, the sex is great. She has mirrors on the ceiling so she can watch herself. It is a vain thing, but turns her on, and makes it better for me. They were just installed a few weeks ago, still a novelty. How long have I been here? I don't know anymore. We gently caress, we fight, but other than that we have no contact. At least she has stopped throwing her little sex parties. I tell myself I can leave any time I want, but why would I with all the comforts I have here? I stay out of my own choice, knowing that I have the freedom to leave, but will not.

At times doubt rears its ugly head, and I wonder if I am trapped here, but that is just stupid. I am the Prince of all Saiyans. Nothing can bind me if I don't want to be bound, not even this woman. But she is so soft, and it is always interesting to see what sounds I can get out of her, knowing she makes them for me and only me.

I am Saiyan, and must admit wanting to see that third-class idiot writhing under me as the woman does. I wonder what the hard muscles would feel like under his soft skin, the sounds he would make, how his skin, his lips, his cock would taste. But he has his harpy, and claims he is happy. He is probably to ignorant to even know that his body sends me signals telling me that he is interested.

I could leave here at the drop of a hat, with no regrets, I have nothing tying me here. I have purposely made no permanent ties for that very reason, and use my attitude to keep myself distant. They all think I care nothing for this place or any of them, even the woman. Especially the woman.

No, I would not leave this place, this planet unless I had no other choice. I am becoming attached, comfortable here, and it is time to leave before that freedom is taken away.

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
'Relax,' said the night man,
'We are programmed to receive.
You can check-out any time you like,
But you can never leave!'


I start to mull over leaving; I know that wrinkled, green guardian must have some sort of ship I can use. And if he won't give it to me, then I will take it from him. I smirk at the thought. Ah, to intimidate someone again…

The woman is hovering in the doorway.

"What do you want?"

"What are you doing?"

"I am leaving, woman, what does it look like?"

Her eyes go wide. "But you can't leave!"

I snort. "Of course I can, and I am, woman. Now, again, what do you want?"

"Dammit, Vegeta, I thought you cared about me! I thought you at least would stick around for a while…"

"I never said that I do not care for you, Woman, just that I am leaving. Why would I need to stay?" I continue to pack. She is trying to talk me into staying here, staying with her. I cannot allow that. I will not lose my freedom, I will not give up control of my life again.

"You can't leave, Vegeta. I want you to stay here."

"Why, Woman? You still have avoided the question. Just spit it out!" I am scowling at her, my arms crossed over my chest.

"Because I'm pregnant, you rear end in a top hat!"

Shock. I am struck stupid, watching her raise her hand to her lips, her eyes widening. That is not how she wanted to tell me, and my mind is racing, though my face is calm. Pregnant? The Woman? I take a step closer to her and breathe in deeply, scenting the air.

Her smell has changed. I cannot believe I was so absorbed in my own internal battle as not to notice. She has been hiding this from me for a while, I can smell the extra hormones her body is producing.

"How long have you known?"

"Two months."

"Why did you not tell me sooner?"

"I wasn't sure I wanted to keep it, wasn't sure what to say to you. I tested it too, by the way. It's a boy."

A boy? I have a son, growing in her womb. I am trapped. A cynical little voice in my head laughs at me; I waited too long. I simply stare at her, taking her in, breathing in the smell of her pregnancy, of my son. I can never leave.

You are so lucky it's night phase.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Kitiara posted:

I'm not like anyone else ;)

Your opinions still matter though and it would help if you shared them!

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

fiery_valkyrie posted:

Your mafia dad'ing feels weird. Given the content of this game, why are you calling one person out for not posting their thoughts?

Because I like Kitiara and I want to play mafia with her :)

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Byers2142 posted:

Technically yes, although they're not accepting more night actions. TT's posting the new day start as soon as his lazy rear end gets out of bed.

Stay in bed, TT, I don't want to be dead in this game yet :(

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
That is some glorious flavour right there

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
I trusted you, Jake :saddowns:

##vote JakeP

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Byers2142 posted:

Powers that limit your ability to post are inherently scummy. capps and Diqnol were not affected by town players, methinks.

Capps could have temporarily taken himself out of the game. He had a similar role in the League.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

merk posted:

Man, I just made a horrible realization. gently caress you, Mills. I believe I'm a stump.

Why would you be a stump?

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
I want to see a thing, chaoslord.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
I did nothing because I'm a lovely Nazi country incest fic or whatever and it's so horrible it burned my brain of all memories and now I have no clue what I can do. Who are you people? Why am I here? What happened to my pants?

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

chaoslord posted:

Pick someone then and if a few people say that they are a good person for A Thing to happen to I'll do it!

If it's a Good Thing, diqnol.

If it's a Bad Thing, Jake.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Why did Mills die already, we need a doctor :ohdear:

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Poque posted:

my brain broke a little bit in the middle of that post and then i exaggerated out the rest.

what do you think it means that we have so many people with so few posts?

That there's 32 people in this game and most people don't have a clue what's going on?

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Dugong posted:

wait we don't have night results and we are already voting ok kids

Yes we do, Mills and BN are dead and Capps has disappeared in ~*mysterious*~ circumstances.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Asiina posted:

Seriously though where is jake?

Maybe he didn't mean die in mafia :ohdear:

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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Guys, why are we not voting for the guy who literally said he would suicide N1 and then didn't?

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