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Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012



I'll obviously play in your game tt.

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Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012



Tremendous Taste posted:

It will be modded by Tremendous Taste and myself.

no idea what you're talking about

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012



i see, poque

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012



oh wait that makes me the mod?

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012



replace me in

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012



pmom lost that game for town

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012



Opopopopopopanax climbed out of his pool. He really had no idea that filling it with, and swimming in, maple syrup was a bad idea. Before he could even wipe himself a little ZOMBIES!!! attacked him, so voraciously in love with the scent of sugar emanating off of every crevice, curve and chin in his body that he had no choice but to lay down and let himself be licked and nibbled on for like 20 minutes because ZOMBIES!!! move very slowly. And that's when the ZOMBIES!!! noticed Poque.

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012



On any average day, Poque can be seen as a nice, humble man. But not on this day. In a certain light, under only the sharpest of sunlights, you can really tell that he has a big, fat, stupid face. ZOMBIES!!! can easily tell when someone is brain-dead, because they have no special inclination to open their skulls and eat a handful. But Poque looked especially high-functioning for a zombie. They marched on Poque. He stood his ground. They inched a little closer. He stood his ground. Two or three of them let out a sound between a groan and a roar. Poque continued to stand his ground. It's like he didn't notice the threat, even. They lifted him in the air, celebrated their finding their ZOMBIE!!! king, and put him out of reach of anyone's votes for the entire game-day. A power we all sure could want!

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012



Asiina was finally off the airplane. She'd had a tumultuous couple seated on either side of her arguing about whether or not the wind really did try to kill them 28 days earlier. Elliot might have been the fella? He was really angry that he talked to a plastic tree and felt a deeper connection to it than his wife. There was only the possibility of the day getting better from here on out BUT INSTEAD ZOMBIES!!!. Asiina tried her best to run towards the airport terminal but not long after she saw Poque crowd-surfing on top of the ZOMBIES!!! did she realize how much trouble she was in. The ZOMBIES!!! were now unstoppable with such a tremendous oaf at the helm. She stood straight and resigned to her doomed fate. But the ZOMBIES!!! walked right past her. The ZOMBIES!!! created a ZOMBIES!!! ladder and lifted Poque straight up to the height of the plane. Turns out he commanded them to help him lick one of the wings. Asiina moonwalked away slowly, unsure of whether to consider a well-coreographed ZOMBIES!!! ladder a serious threat or the next big thing at the National Arts Centre.

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012



What's scarier than a baboon leading an army of ZOMBIES!!!? A baboon leading an army of ZOMBIES!!! riding My Little Ponies, for sure. Rarity had just finished her long work day imagining rainbows and being pelted with homestuck plush toys. Poque was standing at the stable's entrance, blocking her way out. It was a stand-off of legend. She noticed that Poque seemed a little distracted. He was drooling and his eyes were looking at the ceiling. She took this four-minute window of opportunity to sneak past him. But she had abandoned her friends. Fluttershy, Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash had now become Fluttercry, Twilight Startle, and Rainbow Bash. Darkness had overcome them. The ZOMBIES!!! have never been more powerful.

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012



ZOMBIES!!! want two things in life, brains and a healthy chase. A banker with his head stuck up his own rear end, therefore, can provide neither. Mills is the kind of person to argue for hours on end his authority and ferocity in typing words on a keyboard and getting reactions out of people, but during a ZOMBIES!!! apocalypse that is a skill that cannot help him. It was a day like any other for him. He woke up alone in bed, didn't brush his teeth or shower, a beggar spat at him, his morning newspaper was covered in bird-droppings, and a car splashed him from the side of the road ruining his tweed blazer. But, what wasn't normal about this day is that ZOMBIES!!! were right behind him at the top of the road!! Mills, never having worked out a single day of his life decided that running would consume too much of his energy. He stood there waiting for the ZOMBIES!!! to release him from the agony of life. But alas, even the ZOMBIES!!! didn't feel like going down anywhere Mills had (;)); they turned around and walked away. He didn't even have to try and bribe them. Mills had single-handedly saved a neighborhood by being its worst member. People were never going to hear the end of this.

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Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012



ZOMBIES!!! have kindly requested that people not end the day early because they are slow to move. Nobody listened.

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