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Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

I'm in this game.

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Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

And I'm very powerful.

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

Poque posted:

i don't believe you.
I really am. I'm in this game and I'm omnipotent. I'm the alpha and the omega. I'm tumblr. I am fanfiction.net. I am deviantart. None of you fanfics could exist on the net without me.

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

I am unkillable but I can kill. And each night I get to assign a player with a fanfic idea for them to expand on during the next day. If they succeed they will be rewarded and if they fail I will kill them.

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

i havent decided yet to whom i should give chapter one. i was thinking byers.

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

what are yall gonna do when JakeP doesnt die after N1 and instead kills someone or something

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

anime gently caress pillow posted:

Dying in a silly game is okay
If you die you won't be able to contribute to the fan fiction I am crafting

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

Byers2142 posted:

Fast Luck isn't actually in the game, although he's giving me a chapter of fanfic to write.
There is no spectator posting allowed so clearly I am in this game

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

Pinterest Mom posted:

i'm sorry you hate fun :shrug:
you know what would be seriously fun is if i killed poque right now without warning, to troll all the people keeping him alive.

the thought crossed my mind, was considered, but ultimately rejected.

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

i could still do it.

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

Byers2142 posted:

Fast Luck, give me my chapter scenario so I can write it this weekend!
You have been assigned to write an entry into the Mario saga fan fiction. You are tasked with writing:
Chapter One
Peach cucks Mario, cheating on him with his brother Luigi! Mario does NOT know.

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

remember it's just one chapter of a 13-part series so dont go too far off-topic since theres other parts already planned but otherwise youre free to write it as you wish

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

hmmm i will listen to that episode on my drive tomorrow.

Byers2142 posted:

Yes. Yes!

...

Someone remind me what cuck means in this context.
It means cheating on him, thus making him into a cuckold. Google cuck life

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

Oh, of course, you want to be in the privacy of your own home while you enjoy these things.

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

MildManeredManikin posted:

It was furnished with a lot of red things with ornate gold trimming like stuff in a throne room, but the lighting was really dingy and it gave off a depressing vibe.

You looked like the dude in your avatar and you had a girlfriend. My partner was there too and we all watched a movie. For some reason your apartment was connected to a student housing area and students had to go through your apartment to get to their rooms, so that was irritating.

Not as weird as the dream I had about Asiina/PMach though
I had that dream too.

The first one

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

Dr. Hurt posted:

Thanks Prop Machine.
is it a joke to just conflate the two of them forever?

Dr. Hurt posted:

Fast luck is in this game.
I am now :siren: mod confirmed :siren: in the game.

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

Good work Byers, the world is a fuller place thanks to your efforts.

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

Pinterest Mom posted:

Hey wait jake didn't die.

##vote jakep
I told you guys

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

hmm poque has like twice as many posts as the next highest poster itt and all the posts say "kill me"

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

I am a very talented artist. I am bringing the story to life.

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

If you disconnect me, everyone else goes down with me, buddy!

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

^ This Luigi looks sort of weird, almost like a racist Asian caricature of a Luigi. In my head canon that's why he doesn't have an L on his hat: There was an "R" there (for "Ruigi") but that crossed some racism boundaries and was censored out. I guess I could go interesting places with all this but instead let me upload a slightly corrected mostly the same image.

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

who do you think makes the most potent starpower in all of mushroom kingdom. it's called blue star

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

cleared up luigi's ethnicity with this one i think, plus made "blue star" canonical and reached 25 posts

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

"Women shouldn't not have careers because women are stupid!" Harry shouted indignantly. "Women are not stupid at all! Women should not have careers because women are nurturing and loving and their gifts serve them best in the home!"

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

Why are the Slytherin allowed in hogwarts, period? they're all bloody papists! god only knows what a shifty papist slytherin like snape is doing to those kids.

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

Snape sat in his office thumbing throgh the catechism when in walked who else but HGary poter. Harry (snape thought), always is interrupting in class and calling me pagan. I hate this kid. Harry piped in (reading Snapes thoughts, because of occlumency) You ARE a pagan, snape, you pray to saints for intercession. Dont you know thats a converted pagan practice. Oh yeah, challenged Snape?? Well just for that say 10 hail marys. Snape eyed the portrait of the virgin mary respectfully as he said this. No said Harry, I will never do that! I'm a griffondore. Very well then you will just have to be punished in a different way. Said snape, smiling. He opened his desk and drew out a long wand made of elder wood and stuffed with peacock feather. His eyes shone menacingly as he says Im a Catholic, Now Bend over Harry. Ill suie hogwarts for a lot of money! said Harry, resisting in futile, as the crucifix clattered off the wall on to the floor. Soon Harrys protests turned to moans however as the peacock feather tickled him just right adn Snape pried open Harrys clenched fists and forced a rosary into his hand while still probing Garry with the wand-like instrument. Harrys fist tightened around the rosary as the wand took him deply and Snape cackled antichristly.

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

Opopanax posted:

I feel like people aren't getting this, which makes it art afaik
is that brody from homeland baking in front of some mario bricks/?blocks while hardhat spiderman drops in to yoink the pie. please confirm or deny

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

that is luigi luscious rear end and peach is giving it a squeeze

hmmm im going to put together a case on pocque. he seems scummy

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

Poque posted:

i apoologize to my scum-mates if i'm scum because i will scumclaim d1.
says before game he will scum claim if scum

Poque posted:

i'm not a jester, i'm scum. i am your enemy
claims scum

Poque posted:

yuming isn't scum. i know 100%
scum slip, only a scum member would know this for 100%

Poque posted:

i am scum.
possible scum slip?

Poque posted:

i will vote for you, merk. ##vote poque

i got a result from last night that said i'm even more scum today than i was yesterday
had alignment changed from scum to more scum. this is confirmed by dial home device (dhd).

poque what do you have tosay in your defense?

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

Welp. Back to the drawing board then.

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

the power would have to have a contingency for use on an already-scum, like their win condition or power role changes but not their alignment, or they move frmo one scum team to another scum team, or if the new "random" alignment of the scum is non-scum, the scum dies

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

or the action just fails, and a scum is more or less outed

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

nice try. im immortal.

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

if scum im an immortal scum and therefore the town win condition is impossible. who set up thisgame

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

why vig him when he's already the big vote leader

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

just turbo him and then let 10 other people die for being under the post count requirement

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

that's the spirit!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zrtl41oZxOA

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Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

his wincon is scum taking contro lof the game

and you are scum

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