Fan-Fiction [Mafia]: Voldemort Gave Me a Gun.

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

TT told me to play so I'm playing!

# ¿ Sep 17, 2014 04:21

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

This thread is dumb and I'm ignoring y'all until I get my role

# ¿ Sep 17, 2014 20:36

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Yeah, that sure is a role I have.

This is a weird game, okay, who are we gonna turbo-lynch for no good reason

# ¿ Sep 18, 2014 03:15

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

anime gently caress pillow posted:

Well, what's your favorite form of media?

Comic books! :dance:

Mills posted:

Andy are you HyperCharger again?

No there's no fanfic of hypercharger because, um... I haven't written it

# ¿ Sep 18, 2014 04:08

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

uranus posted:

my n0 action was to make pock lynchproof for the day

Let's find out?

##vote poque

# ¿ Sep 18, 2014 05:58

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Jesus Christ I cannot keep up with over 200 new posts every time I check this thread

# ¿ Sep 18, 2014 17:45

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Are we at any point gonna play mafia I'm just checking

# ¿ Sep 20, 2014 04:08

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Okay I'm posting, has anything of value happened because I'm not reading all the bullshit I skipped, I was skipping it for a reason

# ¿ Sep 25, 2014 17:50

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Puntification posted:

lol yes you have been modkilled for inactivity.

Have I really because that's cool if so, but I don't see a TT/Hurt post about it.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2014 18:12

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Fast Luck posted:

It is likely but not confirmed.

Yeah but then TT prodded me and I came and posted but apparently Day 2 ended before I could? Or something.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2014 18:14

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Yes thank you I saw that post when I went to look at see if I was really modkilled and also the three times it's been quoted since

Gonna assume I'm alive until I see a flip v :shobon:

# ¿ Sep 25, 2014 18:18

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

I intend to play the game but not silly side events hth

# ¿ Sep 25, 2014 21:29

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Opopanax posted:

Yes, you hate fun, we got it already

Hey I was happy just lurking, I didn't make me post

# ¿ Sep 26, 2014 01:31

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Cake did a pretty good cover of I Will Survive

# ¿ Sep 27, 2014 02:33

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Okay this seems a bit more interesting! Let's play mafia

# ¿ Sep 27, 2014 05:17

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

I don't really "get" this game, Byers are you really scumclaiming

# ¿ Sep 27, 2014 05:29

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

##vote byers because he's scum? I guess?

# ¿ Sep 27, 2014 05:43

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Please shoot byers

# ¿ Sep 27, 2014 07:00

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

##unvote because I'm entirely willing to believe a fanfic game has a friendly sparkly vampire in it.

# ¿ Sep 27, 2014 18:38

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Christ, do I actually have to defend myself, I thought that case was self-evidently silly

Because its entire lynchpin was that I've been paying attention at all

# ¿ Sep 28, 2014 01:02

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Puntification posted:

I think we should play this as d1 of a new game more or less

That's what I've been doing.

# ¿ Sep 28, 2014 02:56

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Fast Luck posted:

i have a weird role that seemingly allows me to post in both threads. Did i touch a nerve with my lazy case on Pmach?

I thought it was a pretty good case actually!

# ¿ Sep 28, 2014 04:58

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Your Personal Muse posted:

Mafia theory is a reference to the fact that there are certain things that are traits of scum and not town and I only look at those things without much variance.

I hate that line of thought with the undying fire of a thousand stars.

Asiina posted:

Analysis of me

This analysis is good and correct. Game turned into a trainwreck, and not even the fun kind, and I got bored and wandered away. When it turned back into mafia I came back!

# ¿ Sep 29, 2014 19:31

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Asiina posted:

Don't throw your poo poo at me. You were checked out from the beginning. I don't think you're scum, but still think you are a jerk for your behaviour in this game.

I signed up to play mafia and if you think this was a game of mafia for the first two days I think we have some fundamental disagreements to work out.

# ¿ Sep 29, 2014 20:58

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Asiina posted:

You're a player in this game just like everybody else. Lamenting that the game isn't being played "right" and saying you have no intentions of contributing or reading the game until other people start playing for real is lazy and stupid.

Wrong tense, though? I'm playing now, I'm not holding out for some "playing right" or whatever, but hey, cool personal attacks, bro! Totally called for!

# ¿ Sep 29, 2014 21:53

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Super loving sorry that I wanted to play mafia instead of judging pictures of a potato sucking Spider-Man's uncensored cock or whatever, oh wait, no I'm not

at all

# ¿ Sep 29, 2014 21:54

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Asiina posted:

Oh sorry, is that not allowed in your version of mafia either? You should write down your list of rules somewhere so we all know how to play in the future so you feel comfortable contributing.

Yes here is the list

1) No personal attacks
2) Why are you insulting somebody about a stupid internet party game
3) What is wrong with you
4) Like, do you have actual brain problems, because I can be understanding, I really can
5) Maybe take a step back, think about how this is where your life led you

# ¿ Sep 29, 2014 21:59

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

modkill capps :allears:

if I call it ~fun~ it's not stupid bullshit that hurts the game

see, I can adapt

# ¿ Sep 29, 2014 22:25

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

uranus posted:

oh. ok. i'm not scum but i dont think i can meet my win condition anyway at this point. good luck friends. sorry ive lost interest in this game

Thanks man! But um, you have a separate win condition, so:

##vote uranus

# ¿ Sep 30, 2014 19:38

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

I don't actually think poque is alive

# ¿ Oct 2, 2014 03:38

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Oh!

Well, I'm not scum, better luck tomorrow

# ¿ Oct 2, 2014 03:41

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

I'm not liz lemon either, you're bad at this

# ¿ Oct 2, 2014 03:44

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

I'm not mad at this town

I'm disappointed you did what poque said, I'm very disappointed

# ¿ Oct 2, 2014 04:45

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