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Schnedwob: Feb 28, 2014; my legs are okay

I was looking for goofy Lanky Kong videos on youtube and found this weird garbage https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YMRjaC-dMg

# ? Jan 3, 2015 21:00

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 06:31

THE PENETRATOR: Jul 27, 2014; by Lowtax

Knuc U Kinte posted:

If an oversized ape dick violently penetrating the rear end in a top hat of one of anime's greatest antiheroes isn't safe for work, then I don't know what is.

# ? Jan 3, 2015 21:33

Soral: May 30, 2009

Schnedwob posted:

I was looking for goofy Lanky Kong videos on youtube and found this weird garbage https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YMRjaC-dMg

thanks for posting this

# ? Jan 3, 2015 22:02

THE PENETRATOR: Jul 27, 2014; by Lowtax

tiny kong went from kiddy hero... to titty hero

# ? Jan 3, 2015 22:03

Fargield: Sep 27, 2008

Knuc U Kinte posted:

If an oversized ape dick violently penetrating the rear end in a top hat of one of anime's greatest antiheroes isn't safe for work, then I don't know what is.

# ? Jan 3, 2015 22:07

Endorph: Jul 22, 2009

Surprise, surprise! This is my favorite part. You should see the looks on your faces.

# ? Jan 3, 2015 22:11

The Colonel: Jun 8, 2013; I commute by bike!

Schnedwob posted:

I was looking for goofy Lanky Kong videos on youtube and found this weird garbage https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YMRjaC-dMg

as someone who defends donkey kong 64 as a pretty good game in some respects, i will never be able to look at donkey kong 64 without being overcome with a feeling of dark, horrible horror ever again

i like video game boobs as much as anyone else but child monkey boobs are sort of crossing a line

The Colonel fucked around with this message at 22:22 on Jan 3, 2015

# ? Jan 3, 2015 22:19

THE PENETRATOR: Jul 27, 2014; by Lowtax

th thumbnail for that vid, and the images contained with in, are extremely f*cked up

# ? Jan 3, 2015 22:20

Great Joe: Aug 13, 2008

The Colonel posted:

as someone who defends donkey kong 64 as a pretty good game

# ? Jan 3, 2015 22:29

Great Joe: Aug 13, 2008

sorry guys, but donkey kong 64 is seriously f*cked up

# ? Jan 3, 2015 22:30

Endorph: Jul 22, 2009

even outside of the monkey sex, dk64 is pretty bad

# ? Jan 3, 2015 22:32

Blackheart: Mar 22, 2013

I had fun with it, exactly once and never again

# ? Jan 3, 2015 22:37

Dexters Secret: Jun 19, 2014

"My heart is calm and pure �pure EVIL!"
^^ One of Vegeta�s most coolest lines, and I can�t argue with it either�

# ? Jan 3, 2015 23:41

extremebuff: Jun 20, 2010

i 100 percented dk64 twice

i dont know why i find it so fun. i like the environments and music i guess.

gently caress the water level though

# ? Jan 4, 2015 00:09

AtlasToked: Sep 14, 2014

Red Suit posted:

this kong has a funny dong

# ? Jan 4, 2015 09:50

Wormskull: Aug 23, 2009

Lumpy the Cook posted:

There he is. There he goes again. Look everyone, he posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?? Oh my god.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little 'HE' thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don�t even fill in the captcha, maybe you�re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass so you just choose the picture. Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic orange monkey isn�t it? I imagine you, little poo poo, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor. But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that�s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You�re a fat loving gently caress up and she�s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god drat day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a dumb monkey rap meme. Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic DK rap fag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can�t even talk try to you because all you say is "WALNUTS, PEANUTS".

You became a parody of your own self. And that�s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he�s done a million times now.

And that�s all you�ll ever be.

Reads this to the tune of "There she goes" by The La's.

# ? Jan 4, 2015 09:51

MarioTeachesWiping: Nov 1, 2006; by XyloJW

# ? Jan 4, 2015 10:54

Scyther: Dec 29, 2010

Schnedwob posted:

I was looking for goofy Lanky Kong videos on youtube and found this weird garbage https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YMRjaC-dMg

hahaha.... this is hosed up. got any more or source of the pic's? might be worth a laugh or two

# ? Jan 4, 2015 21:41

Plutonis: Mar 25, 2011

jesus christ!! gas!

# ? Jan 4, 2015 21:44

Mikedawson: Jun 21, 2013

A surprisingly large number of people want to gently caress this girl crocodile from the shovelware racing game for the Wii.

# ? Jan 9, 2015 14:32

Scyther: Dec 29, 2010

Mr Tastee posted:

A surprisingly large number of people want to gently caress this girl crocodile from the shovelware racing game for the Wii.

Hell,

# ? Jan 9, 2015 14:53

thuly: Jun 19, 2005; Transcending history, and the world, a tale of MS Paint and animes, endlessly retold.

Mr Tastee posted:

# ? Jan 9, 2015 16:40

Schnedwob: Feb 28, 2014; my legs are okay

Mr Tastee posted:

A surprisingly large number of people want to gently caress this girl crocodile from the shovelware racing game for the Wii.

"surprisingly"

# ? Jan 9, 2015 22:40

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