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Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...

you're really playing the games wrong just saying

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Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?
if you don't imagine personality quirks and try to justify stupid decisions any time you're playing a game you're doing it wrong, even when it is not appropriate.

Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...

Doctor Goat posted:

if you don't imagine personality quirks and try to justify stupid decisions any time you're playing a game you're doing it wrong, even when it is not appropriate.

:agreed:

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
i try to write down a five to six page backstory for every character i make. i know that's a bit on the light side but you know what they say backstories are like skirts long enough to cover the important bits but short enough to keep it interesting lol

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

I draw erotic pornography of all my rpg characters loving

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?
i ran out in front of those bullets and survived because earlier bullets have innoculated me to most of their harmful effects

Three Cookies
Apr 9, 2010

its not like i wanted to heal you or anything

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

i just named them after dragon ball z characters

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Things got better when you could use more than 5 characters in a name in rpg's

cute anime girl
Feb 14, 2014

All my characters are edgy teens who lost their dad to the villain(s), along with some cheerful and some sassy sidekicks.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

when i get a soldier killed in xcom i attribute it to their loose cannon personality and cavalier attitude to the chain of command and they did not follow orders properly, but really it's my fault. is this the burden of command?

Mach2
Feb 28, 2014

Mr. Pumroy posted:

when i get a soldier killed in xcom i attribute it to their loose cannon personality and cavalier attitude to the chain of command and they did not follow orders properly, but really it's my fault. is this the burden of command?

In addition to giving them ridiculous names, I always apply some kind of personality to them. Generally I wind up playing them to their personalities as well, subconsciously.

BoredDG
Aug 10, 2013


There's no wrong way to game, but this is definitely the right way.

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012

‿︵‿︵‿︵‿Lean Addict︵‿︵‿︵‿

Mr. Pumroy posted:

when i get a soldier killed in xcom i attribute it to their loose cannon personality and cavalier attitude to the chain of command and they did not follow orders properly, but really it's my fault. is this the burden of command?

You're playing XCOM wrong, think of the director as some sort of malevolent entity haunting the base and giving orders to fight aliens. Some sort of freaky military commander ghost won't give a poo poo about casualties and neither should you. That's the personality for my XCOM director anyway.

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

My character's personality is a min/maxer and he goes through the game trying to accomplish things such that he is the most optimal build

Abandon
Nov 23, 2006
i made a guy who joins the stormcloaks, sees what it means to win a civil war against the empire, is riddled with guilt at what he's done and learning to hate himself a little bit more every day whilst living a lie doing heroic deeds the earn him fame but that he knows count for nothing to save his soul

Abandon fucked around with this message at 20:50 on Sep 18, 2014

Abandon
Nov 23, 2006
i made someone who used to be a house redoran hero but after morrowind was destroyed in the red year he blamed the tribunal and turned against all their espoused virtues and took up the evils of the house of troubles and blackened his soul and left a trail of ruin and pain in his wake

Abandon
Nov 23, 2006
i made an imperial whose husband was a general who died in the war with the aldmeri dominion before the white-gold concordat was signed and she gets a bit survivalist crazy and goes up to skyrim to become a necromancer to find a way to live long enough to wait out the coming war with an army of undead minions in some dank dungeon

Abandon
Nov 23, 2006
i made an argonian who found Something in the dark. night fell again at midnight, and the night said "take my hand". then he started to kill

Abandon
Nov 23, 2006
i made a nord teen girl who never feels a drop of remorse for any of the countless people she's killed, because she knows she's one of the good guys and fights for what's right

Abandon
Nov 23, 2006
o, full of scorpions is my mind

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Abandon posted:

i made a guy who joins the stormcloaks, sees what it means to win a civil war against the empire, is riddled with guilt at what he's done and learning to hate himself a little bit more every day whilst living a lie doing heroic deeds the earn him fame but that he knows count for nothing to save his soul


Abandon posted:

i made someone who used to be a house redoran hero but after morrowind was destroyed in the red year he blamed the tribunal and turned against all their espoused virtues and took up the evils of the house of troubles and blackened his soul and left a trail of ruin and pain in his wake


Abandon posted:

i made an imperial whose husband was a general who died in the war with the aldmeri dominion before the white-gold concordat was signed and she gets a bit survivalist crazy and goes up to skyrim to become a necromancer to find a way to live long enough to wait out the coming war with an army of undead minions in some dank dungeon


Abandon posted:

i made an argonian who found Something in the dark. night fell again at midnight, and the night said "take my hand". then he started to kill


Abandon posted:

i made a nord teen girl who never feels a drop of remorse for any of the countless people she's killed, because she knows she's one of the good guys and fights for what's right


Abandon posted:

o, full of scorpions is my mind

Nihnoz
Aug 24, 2009

ararararararararararara

stoutfish posted:

i try to write down a five to six page backstory for every character i make. i know that's a bit on the light side but you know what they say backstories are like skirts long enough to cover the important bits but short enough to keep it interesting lol

Mung Dynasty
Jul 19, 2003

Why do the peasants slave while the emperor gets to eat all the mung?!
just old rpgs or all rps

cuz, uh

Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...

Mung Dynasty posted:

just old rpgs or all rps

cuz, uh

old school rpgs where you made the characters rather then have them preset

modern games in a similar style like Etrian Odyssey count

brb writing Eo fanfic

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

Dragon Quest 3. Ortega's revenge-crazed child is an embarrassing reminder of the king's biggest boondoggle, so as soon as they're old enough they get 120 gold pieces and a copper sword or whatever, and a sarcastic Important Mission to get the gently caress out of the country and go die in a ditch somewhere. Joined by a thief who feigns loyalty out of a need to skip town before their most recent heist is discovered, and a persistent crazy drunk who shouts obscenities at ghosts early in the morning, their unlikely tale is narrated by a the fourth member of the party, a hapless and disfavored royal auditor who's been punished with the "honor" of keeping track of the hero's traveling expenses.

Together, they are the worst adventurers ever, but in the course of their journey they discover that the world really is in danger from the dark lord, that raiding ancient ruins is far more profitable than regular burglary, that the weird hobo was enlightened all along, and the power of friendship.

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?

Mung Dynasty posted:

just old rpgs or all rps

cuz, uh

put yourself in the mindset of games. any games. some games it works, some it doesn't.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Bongo Bill posted:

Dragon Quest 3. Ortega's revenge-crazed child is an embarrassing reminder of the king's biggest boondoggle, so as soon as they're old enough they get 120 gold pieces and a copper sword or whatever, and a sarcastic Important Mission to get the gently caress out of the country and go die in a ditch somewhere. Joined by a thief who feigns loyalty out of a need to skip town before their most recent heist is discovered, and a persistent crazy drunk who shouts obscenities at ghosts early in the morning, their unlikely tale is narrated by a the fourth member of the party, a hapless and disfavored royal auditor who's been punished with the "honor" of keeping track of the hero's traveling expenses.

Together, they are the worst adventurers ever, but in the course of their journey they discover that the world really is in danger from the dark lord, that raiding ancient ruins is far more profitable than regular burglary, that the weird hobo was enlightened all along, and the power of friendship.

Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...

Bongo Bill posted:

Dragon Quest 3. Ortega's revenge-crazed child is an embarrassing reminder of the king's biggest boondoggle, so as soon as they're old enough they get 120 gold pieces and a copper sword or whatever, and a sarcastic Important Mission to get the gently caress out of the country and go die in a ditch somewhere. Joined by a thief who feigns loyalty out of a need to skip town before their most recent heist is discovered, and a persistent crazy drunk who shouts obscenities at ghosts early in the morning, their unlikely tale is narrated by a the fourth member of the party, a hapless and disfavored royal auditor who's been punished with the "honor" of keeping track of the hero's traveling expenses.

Together, they are the worst adventurers ever, but in the course of their journey they discover that the world really is in danger from the dark lord, that raiding ancient ruins is far more profitable than regular burglary, that the weird hobo was enlightened all along, and the power of friendship.

epic!

tupac holocron
Apr 23, 2008
The son of Maryam is about to descend amongst you as a correct ruler, he will break the cross and kill the pig!
my mario is secretly an electrician

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

my characters all have precognition, which justifies me looking at a strat guide.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
because there are never any strong female characters in games, i only play rpgs where you can choose the gender of my character and i make them female. i also make them confident in their sexuality so that i can install plenty of huge boob mods and lots of skimpy clothes. i also make them lsbians so as to say, "look at this hot body The Patriarchy. You will never get to touch it and it will be responsible for saving the whole world, thus showing your privelege to be even more undeserved than you realise"

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Borsche69 posted:

My character's personality is a min/maxer and he goes through the game trying to accomplish things such that he is the most optimal build

This.

Mach2
Feb 28, 2014

VideoGames posted:

because there are never any strong female characters in games, i only play rpgs where you can choose the gender of my character and i make them female. i also make them confident in their sexuality so that i can install plenty of huge boob mods and lots of skimpy clothes. i also make them lsbians so as to say, "look at this hot body The Patriarchy. You will never get to touch it and it will be responsible for saving the whole world, thus showing your privelege to be even more undeserved than you realise"

Misandry! *gasp*

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
I like to act as if the rpg hero is actually me.

Mung Dynasty
Jul 19, 2003

Why do the peasants slave while the emperor gets to eat all the mung?!

VideoGames posted:

because there are never any strong female characters in games, i only play rpgs where you can choose the gender of my character and i make them female. i also make them confident in their sexuality so that i can install plenty of huge boob mods and lots of skimpy clothes. i also make them lsbians so as to say, "look at this hot body The Patriarchy. You will never get to touch it and it will be responsible for saving the whole world, thus showing your privelege to be even more undeserved than you realise"

this but unironically

Abandon
Nov 23, 2006
my nord teen was called maxie overkill and had purple war paint across her eyes like pris out of blade runner. basically went for somewhere in between tank girl and xena warrior princess. mjoll was gabrielle

Hoodrich
Feb 4, 2011

by Reene
I play as the badass warrior version of myself.

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Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

I either play as a thug nigga or samus


Either way it works well

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