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pig slut lisa

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VOTING FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP FINALS IS NOW OPEN


DUE TO ALLEGATIONS OF VOTER FRAUD AND INTIMIDATION, THIS ROUND IS BEING OVERSEEN BY U.N. ELECTION MONITORS



ACTIVE POLLS AND TOURNEY UPDATES ARE RIGHT HERE

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Welcome to the 2014 BYOB Hurf de Durfament!



The Hurf de Durfament is a celebration of every yobber's innate posting ability. Some of us post less, some of us post more, some us are funny all the time, and some of us show our talents more intermittently. But every postin pal and postin gal has a good poster buried inside them.

The Durfament is comprised of 32 teams. Each team has a coach and a player:
  • i am he is coaching Captain No-mates
  • ron color is coaching my new dog
  • anime gently caress pillow is coaching WetNightmare
  • FluffieDuckie is coaching Bureaus Watts
  • Captain No-mates is coaching Saboten
  • Security Drone is coaching i am he
  • what the... is coaching black goku
  • Sleepy Owl is coaching cute anime girl
  • FartGhost is coaching pig slut lisa
  • mycophobia is coaching Security Drone
  • Nacho Destroyer is coaching I.N.R.I.
  • WhenInRome is coaching FluffieDuckie
  • alnilam is coaching WD-40
  • Colonel Wood is coaching Goodbye Turtles
  • tinkerttoy is coaching alnilam
  • Budget Cop is coaching dogcrash truther
  • CATBRUSH is coaching pizzatime
  • HUSKY DILF is coaching CATBRUSH
  • The Fresh Prince is coaching Bwee
  • WD-40 is coaching bacalou
  • the green calx is coaching GODSPEED JOHN GLENN
  • Kayle7 is coaching sid vicious/iggy koopa
  • Siluvayne is coaching humans among us
  • DrSanchez is coaching Salmiakki
  • bacalou is coaching DrSanchez
  • darkwing cuck is coaching WhenInRome
  • Bo-Pepper is coaching smoobles
  • dopepope is coaching HUSKY DILF
  • Machai is coaching Putty
  • tentative8e8op is coaching The Fresh Prince
  • Salmiakki is coaching Fart gently caress Hell 5
  • H.H is coaching RulerSmack

As you read these words, the coaches are poring over their players' post histories, trying to find their five best posts. The posts will form the basis for the Durfament matchups. Here is the Durfament bracket (randomly seeded for your pleasure):



We need you to help us decide who wins each matchup! Once I have received all the posts, I will post the first round of matchups. You will have the opportunity to vote on each one, deciding which post is better. Durfament Vice-chancellor fluffieduckie and I will tally the votes and then present the next round of matchups, and on and on until the fifth and final round, the championship! The winning coach and the winning player will each receive a $10 gift cert.

But there's a third way to win! You can fill out a bracket and earn points for each matchup you predict correctly. Points accumulate as follows:
  • 1 point for a correct first round guess
  • 2 points for a correct second round guess
  • 4 points for a correct third round guess
  • 8 points for a correct fourth round guess
  • 16 points for a correct fifth round guess

If you would like to guess the matchups and try to earn a $10 gift cert yourself, email your picks to byobtournament2014@gmail.com. Tell us who you think will end up in each of the bracket's numbered squares. You can copy/paste the following into your email to keep things standardized for us:
101:
102:
103:
104:
105:
106:
107:
108:
109:
110:
111:
112:
113:
114:
115:
116:
201:
202:
203:
204:
205:
206:
207:
208:
301:
302:
303:
304:
401:
402:
501:

For instance, if you thought drsanchez was going to win the whole thing, you'd write his name after number 111, 206, 303, 402, and 501.

If you would like to fill out a bracket, please submit your properly formatted picks to byobtournament2014@gmail.com by September 20th, 8:00 PM Chicago time.

Voting should begin shortly afterwards! We will tell you how to vote when the time comes.




One final note: The Durfament is about comparing posts, not posters. Every poster is cool and good, but some posts are better than others. Your votes will help us determine which posts are best. Please don't be a sadbrains or a jerk on the basis of any of the votes in this thread.

srsly please don't kill yourself over my thread

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you want to win a fabulous prize. i can tell by the way you're looking at this thread. how can such a thing happen, you ask? listen close and i'll tell you.

to be eligible:
-post the name of another byob poster, who may or may not have already posted in this thread, into this thread (thank you for helping me clear this up Security Drone)
-each name can only be claimed once
-do not post your own name (good question from i am he)
-don't edit your post once you've picked a name (i'll allow it from Sleepy Owl but no more )
-don't post matoi ryuko's name as your entry, jfc
-if you don't have plat, post an email address or just tell me you'll find me in irc

once this thread reaches the appropriate number of replies, i will close it and pass further instructions to the participants privately. then i'll reopen the thread and what happens next will surprise and delight.

go ahead and post some names ya dumdums!



p.s. the prizes will probably be $10 gift certs unless somebody can think of something funny that costs roughly the same

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Here is who's been picked so far:
1) i am he picked Captain No-mates
2) ron color picked my new dog
3) anime gently caress pillow picked wth
4) FluffieDuckie picked Bureaus Watts
5) Captain No-mates picked Saboten
6) Security Drone picked i am he
7) what the... picked black goku
8) Sleepy Owl picked cute anime girl
9) FartGhost picked pig slut lisa
10) mycophobia picked Security Drone
11) Nacho Destroyer picked I.N.R.I.
12) WhenInRome picked FluffieDuckie
13) alnilam picked WD-40
14) Colonel Wood picked Goodbye Turtles
15) tinkerttoy picked alnilam
16) Dexter's Secret picked dogcrash truther
17) CATBRUSH picked pizzatime
18) HUSKY DILF picked CATBRUSH
19) The Fresh Prince picked Bwee
20) WD-40 picked bacalou
21) the green calx picked GODSPEED JOHN GLENN
22) Kayle7 picked sid vicious/iggy koopa
23) Siluvayne picked humans among us
24) DrSanchez picked Salmiakki
25) bacalou picked DrSanchez
26) darkwing cuck picked WhenInRome
27) Bo-Pepper picked smoobles
28) dopepope picked HUSKY DILF
29) Machai picked Putty
30) tentative8e8op picked The Fresh Prince
31) Salmiakki picked Fart gently caress Hell 5
32) H.H picked RulerSmack

pig slut lisa fucked around with this message at Sep 26, 2014 around 01:16

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UPDATED BRACKET




Winning Team I.N.R.I
Winning Coach Nacho Destroyer
Winning Bracket Machai



BRACKET COMPETITION

FluffieDuckie posted:

final bracket results

well folks it was a close race, but machai snuck in with a win by being the only person to correctly predict that inri would win the championship. good job machai and thank you everyone for participating. see you all next year in hurf de durfament 2015.

46 - Machai
30 - nomates
25 - bwee
25 - beer pal
23 - i am he
20 - dogcrash truther
18 - siluvayne
16 - hiipfire
16 - anime gently caress pillow
16 - FluffieDuckie
15 - ron color
14 - pig slut lisa
14 - thormachine
14 - bo-pepper
10 - mogren
10 - security drone
9 - alnilam

FluffieDuckie posted:

bracket standings after round 4

30 - nomates
30 - Machai
25 - bwee
25 - beer pal
23 - i am he
20 - dogcrash truther
18 - siluvayne
16 - hiipfire
16 - anime gently caress pillow
16 - FluffieDuckie
15 - ron color
14 - pig slut lisa
14 - thormachine
14 - bo-pepper
10 - mogren
10 - security drone
9 - alnilam

FluffieDuckie posted:

bracket standings after round 3

30 - nomates*
25 - bwee
25 - beer pal*
23 - i am he*
22 - Machai*
20 - dogcrash truther
18 - siluvayne
16 - hiipfire
16 - anime gently caress pillow
16 - FluffieDuckie
15 - ron color
14 - pig slut lisa
14 - thormachine
14 - bo-pepper
10 - mogren
10 - security drone
9 - alnilam

FluffieDuckie posted:

bracket status after round 2

well folks round 2 was a real nailbiter. a lot of players saw their final round pick eliminated this round. points at stake each round are skyrocketing and the men are being separated from the boys at this point.

*stars indicate that that player's final round pick is still in the game*

22 - nomates*
19 - iamhe*
17 - bwee
17 - beer pal*
16 - hiipfire
16 - dogcrash truther
16 - anime gently caress pillow
16 - FluffieDuckie
15 - ron color
14 - pig slut lisa
14 - siluvayne
14 - thormachine
14 - Machai*
10 - bo-pepper
10 - mogren
10 - secruity drone
9 - alnilam

hang in there sports fans, this one is going down to the wire


FluffieDuckie posted:

bracket races

well sports fans it was a round 1 weekend that saw a number of surprising upsets. a lot of plucky underdogs overcame the odds to clench victory from certain defeat, causing termoil in the bracket races.

the following is the current points standings in our bracket race. remember, each round is worth increasing points, so it's really anyone's game at this point. can ron color hold on to his tenuous lead? only time will tell.

we will tell you now that pig slut lisa and modren both saw their all around winner picks eliminated this round. tough break fellows.



standings after round 1:

13 - ron color
12 - hiipfire
12 - dogcrash truther
12 - anime gently caress pillow
12 - nomates
11 - bwee
11 - i am he
10 - FluffieDuckie
10 - pig slut lisa
10 - siluvayne
10 - thormachine
9 - beer pal
8 - Machai
8 - bo-pepper
8 - mogren
7 - alnilam
6 - security drone





CHAMPIONSHIP GAME RESULTS




FINAL FOUR RESULTS






THIRD ROUND RESULTS

weed regional




depression regional




futa regional




i'm gay regional





SECOND ROUND RESULTS

weed regional






depression regional






futa regional






i'm gay regional







:siren: FIRST ROUND RESULTS :siren:

weed regional

*
*black goku advances by forfeit on a technicality








depression regional










futa regional










i'm gay regional







pig slut lisa fucked around with this message at Sep 27, 2014 around 19:18

i am he


Captain No-Mates

ron color

my new dog

ELO Musk

Look, I eat them all the time, just trust me.

wth

FluffieDuckie

Bureaus Watts

Matoi Ryuko



Matoi Ryuko.

pig slut lisa

irl is good



Matoi Ryuko posted:

Matoi Ryuko.

please do not render yourself ineligible for prizes

Captain No-mates


Saboten.

joke_explainer



i am he

weird

by zen death robot

black goku

joke_explainer




i don't really understand the rules, how do we only post people in this thread if they aren't here yet?

joke_explainer fucked around with this message at Sep 18, 2014 around 22:53

ron color

DISQUALIFIED

pig slut lisa

irl is good



Security Drone posted:

i don't really understand the rules, how do we only post people in this thread if they aren't here yet?

good q, i've clarified my language

-post the name of another byob poster, who may or may not have already posted in this thread, into this thread

cuntman.net


cute anime girl

Somebody fucked around with this message at Sep 18, 2014 around 22:53

FartGhost


pig slut lisa

mycophobia


Security Drone

Matoi Ryuko



pig slut lisa posted:

please do not render yourself ineligible for prizes

But that's exactly why I said my own name.

Stickied.

pig slut lisa

irl is good



Matoi Ryuko posted:

But that's exactly why I said my own name.

Stickied.



also ty for the stickie

Ace of Baes

I.N.R.I

cuntman.net


Sleepy Owl posted:

cute anime girl

huh???

pig slut lisa

irl is good



pig slut lisa posted:

-don't edit your post once you've picked a name (i'll allow it from Sleepy Owl but no more )

WhenInRome

FluffieDuckie

Matoi Ryuko




I edited it so that he would not pick me, whenever you see the word "someone" instead of the posters name in an edit message, it means a mod did it.

FluffieDuckie

Matoi Ryuko posted:

I edited it so that he would not pick me, whenever you see the word "someone" instead of the posters name in an edit message, it means a mod did it.

matoi stop mucking up lisa's thread

alnilam




Wd-40

Jenkem Delivery

Death created time to grow the things that it would kill
Goodbye turtles

Matoi Ryuko



FluffieDuckie posted:

matoi stop mucking up lisa's thread

pig slut lisa

irl is good



Matoi Ryuko posted:

I edited it so that he would not pick me, whenever you see the word "someone" instead of the posters name in an edit message, it means a mod did it.

yeah that's ok. Sleepy Owl you can pick someone new if you like.

big black turnout



Matoi Ryuko

Matoi Ryuko



Matoi Ryuko



Dexter's secret

cuntman.net


pig slut lisa posted:

yeah that's ok. Sleepy Owl you can pick someone new if you like.

i'll stick with this one i guess

tinkerttoy

by XyloJW

alnilam ftsomething

Dexters Secret
STAY OUT OF THIS THREAD
GET OUT
GET OUT
GET OUT

dogcrash truther

mister magpie

by SA Support Robot

pizzatime

HUSKY DILF

aggressively chill

Cat brush

Lil Cunty



what is the policy on picking the person who picked you?

alnilam




Psl my email is buy bwee platinum

alnilam fucked around with this message at Sep 19, 2014 around 00:12

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