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Name her SKRT and seduce her with our wiles Surely this cannot end with GOKU lying broken and battered in a ditch
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nine-gear crow posted:Name her LNCH, then promptly forget she exists just like Akira Toriyama did.
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Mar 3, 2015 11:27
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Hey look, it's FSTS, the ancient warrior. So called because of her rock-hard fsts.
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Mar 3, 2015 15:40
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AJ_Impy posted:She has prepared a fine meal for us! That makes her a CHEF. Now dig in before the dinosaur meat goes cold. this sounds good
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Mar 3, 2015 16:05
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Trick Question posted:Hey look, it's FSTS, the ancient warrior. So called because of her rock-hard fsts. I fuckin second this.
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Mar 3, 2015 20:36
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Trick Question posted:Hey look, it's FSTS, the ancient warrior. So called because of her rock-hard fsts. Yeah this, offer her CHCH's clothes anyway.
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Mar 3, 2015 21:12
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Trick Question posted:Hey look, it's FSTS, the ancient warrior. So called because of her rock-hard fsts.
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Mar 3, 2015 21:36
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You can call me FSTS Unlike GOKU I don't quits I'd rather flex my wrists.
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Mar 3, 2015 21:56
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Shei-kun posted:Name her SKRT and seduce her with our wiles Going with this. Skirt? Check. Logic passes my scrutiny.
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Mar 3, 2015 22:05
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Shei-kun posted:Name her SKRT and seduce her with our wiles
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Mar 3, 2015 22:33
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Trick Question posted:Hey look, it's KNUX, the ancient warrior. She backs 'em up with a fist metal crackle.
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Mar 3, 2015 22:36
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I'm partial to BLND which can be short for either blonde or blind, I don't give a poo poo
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Mar 4, 2015 10:36
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Eat the mystery guest for courage and whatnot. I think that's how this works.
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Mar 7, 2015 15:38
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Shei-kun posted:Name her SKRT and seduce her with our wiles  "Thou flatterth me with thine romantic advances," SKRT says, "butst, it cans't not be. I love another, and I do tell, he hath a far superior fashion sense thanst thou." It's hard to parse out what she's saying with her prehistoric dialect, but it sounds like she turned you down. Bummer. Darth TNT posted:As response we offer her CHCH's clothes. Kavak posted:Yeah this, offer her CHCH's clothes anyway. CHCH glares at you, but no clothes are exchanged. SKRT again insists you join her to drink and party as welcome to her kingdom.  Chrono Trigger OST - Prehistoric World  It's a beautiful walk through a primordial world. SKRT gives an eloquent running commentary of the places you pass, which you can barely understand due to her incomprehensible dialect. Anyways, you arrive at her village and a party is ordered to be had. Chrono Trigger OST - Prehistoric Rave  The prehistoric people play wild music and serve you beer in the hollowed out shells of gigantic land tortoises. You imbibe much alcohol and you all pass out.  During the night, the village is ransacked by Reptites, prehistoric dinosaur people, who take advantage of your drunken slumber. In a standard New Game, the take your one and only Gate Key. However, it's interesting that the game's flag is programmed to have them take all your keys. So this being New Game +++++++, they take all of our keys. Now we're stranded! Oh no! SKRT is quick to identify the Reptites as the problem, and shamed that you were robbed while a guest in her village, she offers to help you retrieve your stolen property. The Reptite tracks are fairly random, but SKRT's keen senses are able to identify their route: they went to the aptly named Reptite Forest.  You can head straight there, if you wish, but there are a few options available to us. If you noticed from the world map, the Dumb Village and Mount Dactyl are available to us as well. We can, if we so choose, stop by either location before heading after the Reptites. However, this mission is time sensitive. If we don't want to chase after them directly, we only have time to visit one other location before the trail goes cold. What's the plan?
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Mar 7, 2015 19:36
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Go to the secret.
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Mar 7, 2015 19:38
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Waffleman_ posted:Go to the secret. SWIM! SWIM!
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Mar 7, 2015 19:40
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You're being too indirect about this. Sure, we could chase these reptites through the forest, and probably get ambushed. Or, we could just burn the forest down.
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Mar 7, 2015 19:41
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The guitar guy at the bottom owns. Waffleman_ posted:Go to the secret. It's New Game+++++++ so use the hovercraft in your inventory!
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Mar 7, 2015 19:42
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Torch their forest. All shall perish for the crimes of the few.
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Mar 7, 2015 19:54
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Trick Question posted:You're being too indirect about this. Sure, we could chase these reptites through the forest, and probably get ambushed. Or, we could just burn the forest down. None of our current characters can cast fire tech. We'd need other GOKU or MAGS. You need to solve for that problem.
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Mar 7, 2015 19:58
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chase into forest, none shall take our stuff and live unsupplexed.
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Mar 7, 2015 20:10
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Use the Chrono Crass key item you got 3 NG+'s ago to merge all of the party members you've gotten in previous playthroughs into your current party, then set them loose on the Forest while you go get high.
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Mar 7, 2015 20:18
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Learn lockpicking, forget worrying about some keys.
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Mar 7, 2015 20:58
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Go to the Dumb Village and interrogate everyone there about the theft, do the good cop/bad cop routine by yourself.
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Mar 7, 2015 21:17
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Krad posted:Go to the Dumb Village and interrogate everyone there about the theft, do the good cop/bad cop routine by yourself.
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Mar 7, 2015 21:46
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Blind Sally posted:None of our current characters can cast fire tech. We'd need other GOKU or MAGS. You need to solve for that problem. GOKU can cast lightning, right? Isn't lightning super hot?
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Mar 7, 2015 22:29
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Trick Question posted:GOKU can cast lightning, right? Isn't lightning super hot? She is to Mamoru Toriyama 
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Mar 7, 2015 22:51
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GO INTERROGATE THE FOREST THEN BURN DOWN THE REPTILE WHILE YOU GET HIGH OFF THE VILLAGERS AND SAVE WEED
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Mar 7, 2015 22:52
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nine-gear crow posted:She is to Mamoru Toriyama Of course! You need to show off the DLC, and where better to start with the DLC character LTNG?
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Mar 7, 2015 22:54
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Blind Sally posted:None of our current characters can cast fire tech. We'd need other GOKU or MAGS. You need to solve for that problem. The DLC uniform comes with a flamethrower. Trust me on this. Burn down the forest, then roll and smoke the ashes
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Mar 8, 2015 03:49
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Take a nap.
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Mar 8, 2015 03:56
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Trick Question posted:GOKU can cast lightning, right? Isn't lightning super hot? Lightning is how most natural forest fires begin. But if that's not allowed in this game's rules (as it's quite possible tree is only weak to fire and not lightning), Fool Dumb Village into burning itself, borrow fire from it, and use that to burn the forest down as well.
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Mar 8, 2015 08:52
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C. Everett Koop posted:The DLC uniform comes with a flamethrower. Trust me on this. We didn't get that DLC because we had an odd number of SNES points.
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Mar 8, 2015 13:34
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Nice Charlie Brown reference!
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Mar 9, 2015 22:53
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Set fire to all the things. Get that makeshift flamethrower out
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Mar 11, 2015 20:37
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Shoot fire out of your eyes and scream incomprehensibly I dunno. Why not? 
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Mar 12, 2015 01:46
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There's absolutely a way to set the forest on fire, I remember doing it. I just can't remember how. Shouldn't we have some fire stuff from all these NG+s? Set the forest on fire, get creative if you have to
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AJ_Impy posted:Torch their forest. All shall perish for the crimes of the few. Blind Sally posted:None of our current characters can cast fire tech. We'd need other GOKU or MAGS. You need to solve for that problem. Trick Question posted:GOKU can cast lightning, right? Isn't lightning super hot?  A tiny voice of doubt creeps into your mind. "But maybe burning down an entire forest to get a couple Reptites is a bad thing! We wouldn't want to do a bad thing. Only bad people, do bad things, right?" With the force of your will, you crush that tiny voice from your mind. Permanently. You cast Lightning Bolt.  "Forsooth!" cries SKRT, "art thou mad? Thou wouldst burnest downst thy entireth forest!" But it's too late.  The forest around you has caught fire. SKRT weeps in despair. CHCH, having known you longer, knows better than to question your irrational behaviour, but she looks on disapprovingly.  As the flames burn hotter, you hear screams in the forest. Not just animals screams, but screams of sentient beings. Screams of terror. "They art dying, GOKU," SKRT cries, "thou arst killingeth them!" You struggle to comprehend SKRT's odd dialect. You think she's thanking you.  A Reptite, scarred from the flames, crawls out of the smoke and at your feet lays the Gate Keys. "I arteth Nizbel," it gurgles, "thou hast defeated us. Claimeth thy treasure--" The creature spasms and dies, but you feel no remorse.  They hosed up when they messed with you. They hosed up badly. There's no coming back from that. No coming back. Events have been set into motion, and you cannot stop them now. You cannot stop. You cannot stop. You cannot stop.  Amongst the charred ruins of the forest, you find a gate with which to use your Gate Keys on. SKRT asks you to politely leave and never return. She makes it known, in no uncertain terms, that you will not be welcome back. Or so CHCH says, you still don't understand what SKRT is saying. SKRT HAS LEFT YOUR PARTY! You step into the portal, wondering where it will take you next--but before you step out, you stop by the End Of Time to re-up your party. Let's see--uh, well, G0KU is available at the End Of Time. We don't talk about GOKU. Uh, and UKOG went to Heaven, or something. And there's no way in hell we're going back to Planet Xenogears. gently caress. Well, I guess we still have PCLO. Yeah! Okay, you can stop by 420AD and pick up PCLO, if you want. He's still around. So what is it, G0KU or PCLO? We need a third party member before we continue, though.
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Mar 12, 2015 07:04
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Yes, one step closer to my favorite ending!
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Uh, I think we did a bad thing, guys.  Time for more logical party members! Bring G0KU.
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