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Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




>Have GOKU jigger around with the robot to make a portal to the World of Balance, then take it.

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Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




It's clearly a UN00.

Fight off a sudden ambush from an albino blue-haired teenage girl.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




>Leeet's dooo the Tiiime Warp agaaain
>Preemptively travel to the moment before you'll die fighting Lavos later on in the game, then rescue your other self and team up with him for a Buddy Cop show

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




YMCH.

Challenge him to a banjo duel, then play the greatest song in the world.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




>Use your knowledge from previous playthroughs to cut the knot and proclaim yourself the castle's long-missing princess to the guards.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Name him SHAQ.

And with regards to the trio... Get off your overleveled rear end and one-shot them with a lightning-based area attack.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Leap behind them, grab them, then do a Triple Fusion Dance with them. Once you've assumed your new form, go through the portal.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




After relieving yourself in the pot, whip up some jenkem with it and offer to split it with Spekkio.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




A musical in the style of Queen, of course.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




I said it once, and I'll say it again:

Make peace with Magus by offering to co-star with him in a musical about the life of Freddie Mercury (including both of you spontaneously growing Freddie 'stashes), then go on a world tour interspersed with drinking, drugs, and sex with hookers you strongly suspect are actually your party members that you forgot about as soon as you recruited them.

Regalingualius fucked around with this message at 22:12 on Jan 29, 2015

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Use the Chrono Crass key item you got 3 NG+'s ago to merge all of the party members you've gotten in previous playthroughs into your current party, then set them loose on the Forest while you go get high.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




>Tell CHCH you'll fix this the only way you know how, then start an orgy with PCLO GLEN and LEAN

>Post-coitously recruit LEAN

Regalingualius fucked around with this message at 06:45 on Mar 18, 2015

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




>Hand and Robot

>Form a rap-rock band with your new party, calling yourselves "Rage With the Machine".

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




>Grind up what's left of the old man, split the dust between you, CHCH, and LEAN, and snort it up

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Let's compromise!

Go to Zeal, then burn it to the ground.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Alternatively:

Burn Zeal down to the ground, then go explore it.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




>Provoke the giant robot, then trick it into running off of the island to fall to its' death

>Loot and burn the Kingdom Formerly Known as Zeal down to the ground

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




>Go into the palace

>Suddenly feel a dramatic need to relieve yourself, leading to a montage of you trying to vainly find a proper place before you're forced to piss in a sacred urn or something

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




>Start feeling a rapidly increasing attraction with the enemy robot

>Stop the boss fight and proposition the robot

>Begin a successful long-term relationship with the robot that ends with you married and having several children with it

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Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




>Have your party members each grab a flap of Lavos' mouth and pull them as wide apart as possible

>Shimmy a ring onto the left flap for... Reasons.

>Stand in awe-struck horror at your work

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