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Wol
Dec 15, 2012

See you in the
UNDERDARK


In the red corner, giving new meaning to the phrase "firey redhead", it's Poison Mushroom as Kallistar Flarechild!

In the blue corner, winner of the only post-mortem Tony award, it's Gutter Owl as Tanis Trilives!

:havlat: This game will use Special Actions. :havlat:



Commentary/heckling welcome!

Will Tanis be able to impose her directorial vision on Kallistar, or will the young elemental's star burn too bright for her to handle?


You can't give it up! It's showtime!

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Wol
Dec 15, 2012

See you in the
UNDERDARK
Beat 1

Kallistar Flarechild
20 Life
Discard 1: Volcanic | Grasp
Discard 2: Blazing | Dash
Finisher: Chain of Destruction
Human Form

Tanis Trilives
20 Life
Discard 1: Climactic | Dash
Discard 2: Storyteller | Grasp
Finisher: Empathy Strings




Tanis chooses how to arrange her puppets.



Tanis possesses Loki.




-- Kallistar is in human form and gains Soak 1!







-- Kallistar gains +3 Priority and loses 3 life.
-- Kallistar has Priority 6. Tanis has Priority 2. Kallistar is Active Player!


-- Tanis pulls Kallistar 2 spaces toward Eris.




-- Flare Spellbolt has Range 2~6. Tanis is at Range 1. Kallistar misses!




-- Distressed Strike has Range 1. Kallistar is at Range 1. Tanis hits!
-- Shonk! Kallistar takes 3 damage after Soak.
-- Kallistar is stunned.



-- Tanis moves Mephisto directly to the leftmost space.

Wol fucked around with this message at 03:15 on Sep 24, 2014

Spincut
Jan 14, 2008

Oh! OSHA gonna make you serve time!
'Cause you an occupational hazard tonight.
:dance: Oh boy oh boy oh boy. I think Tanis is the only character nobody has used on SA yet?

Wol
Dec 15, 2012

See you in the
UNDERDARK
Someone definitely used her (OmegaGoo I think? I know he likes her) but it's been a while. Mostly I'm just wondering what the hell I've gotten myself into spritewise. :v:

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
FLAME ON

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
You know, I was thinking of specifically asking for Tanis, before defaulting to Random Select. Seems like it's destiny.

Left to right, Loki - Eris - Mephisto.

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
remember, shouting fire in a crowded theater is against the law

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
Whereas shouting "Theatre!" in a crowded fire is perfectly legal, but a bit of a dick move.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Tanis seems... really good. :ohdear:

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
She can be, but she's also a Flight 5, and can just fall apart on you if you make a dumb move.

And it's important to note, Tanis possesses a puppet before we pick our pairs (unless you're playing against Almighty Tanis).

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Gutter Owl posted:

Whereas shouting "Theatre!" in a crowded fire is perfectly legal, but a bit of a dick move.

idk, i don't see how anybody is going to care in that scenario

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Tollymain posted:

idk, i don't see how anybody is going to care in that scenario
You know, all I can think of is the opening of Parasite Eve?

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i don't know anything about parasite eve :v:

Wol
Dec 15, 2012

See you in the
UNDERDARK


:havlat: Players, choose your starting discards and finishers!

Wol fucked around with this message at 07:32 on Sep 21, 2014

Wol
Dec 15, 2012

See you in the
UNDERDARK
:havlat: Tanis, which puppet will you possess?

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
Possess Loki.

Wol
Dec 15, 2012

See you in the
UNDERDARK


:havlat: Players, choose your attack pairs!

Wol fucked around with this message at 06:49 on Sep 22, 2014

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
Are we stalled? This puppet is kinda itchy inside.

Wol
Dec 15, 2012

See you in the
UNDERDARK
Just need time to sprite. Should happen today now that I'm close to caught up on the week's readings.

Wol
Dec 15, 2012

See you in the
UNDERDARK
Actually I really should have read what Distressed does.

:havlat: Tanis, will you pull Kallistar 1 or 2 spaces?

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
Pull 2.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Uuuuugh

Wol
Dec 15, 2012

See you in the
UNDERDARK
:havlat: Tanis, which puppet will you move and where?

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
Move Mephisto to the left corner.

Possess Eris.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
I am getting so whooped.

Wol
Dec 15, 2012

See you in the
UNDERDARK
Beat 2

Kallistar Flarechild
14 Life
Discard 1: Flare | Spellbolt
Discard 2: Volcanic | Grasp
Finisher: Chain of Destruction
Human Form

Tanis Trilives
20 Life
Discard 1: Distressed | Strike
Discard 2: Climactic | Dash
Finisher: Empathy Strings






-- Kallistar is in Human Form and gains Soak 1!









-- Kallistar has Priority 8. Tanis has Priority 1. Kallistar is active player!



-- Ignition Dash does not hit.
-- Kallistar retreats 1 space.




-- Valiant Shot has Range 2~5. Kallistar is at Range 3. Tanis hits!
-- Skkkrratch! Kallistar takes 2 damage after Soak.
-- Kallistar is stunned!



-- Kallistar enters Elemental Form!

Wol fucked around with this message at 06:31 on Sep 29, 2014

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
so, eris is obviously a shekhtur doll, and mephisto a rexan doll, but i'm not sure on loki. too many white-haired dudes running around. malandrax maybe?

Wol
Dec 15, 2012

See you in the
UNDERDARK
It's Eligor (which answers why the Loki doll has anything to do with being "Valiant"). Nokomento's art for Tanis has the three dolls dressed in the fighters' clothing as well, but I wanted to keep them easily distinguishable from the actual characters.

Wol
Dec 15, 2012

See you in the
UNDERDARK
:havlat: Kallistar, where will you move?

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
...can I just concede now? Jesus Christ, this has been a bad game for me.

Um... retreat 1, I guess.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
We're literally two moves in, and you're playing a heavyweight. :colbert:

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
A heavyweight at 11 life after two beats. :gonk:

Wol
Dec 15, 2012

See you in the
UNDERDARK
I've seen comebacks from less life! Yeah, you're at 11 life, but you could easily get GO down even lower after the next 2 beats if you come out on top. Don't give up hope!

(If you're really sure about conceding, post again and let me know. You're totally still in this match though!)

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Nah, I'm just bitching.

FROM HELL'S HEART I STAB AT THEE

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
Possess Loki next beat.

Wol
Dec 15, 2012

See you in the
UNDERDARK
Been a bit busy - update should be forthcoming tomorrow. If not, then Sunday.

Wol
Dec 15, 2012

See you in the
UNDERDARK
Beat 3

Kallistar Flarechild
12 Life
Discard 1: Ignition | Dash
Discard 2: Flare | Spellbolt
Finisher: Chain of Destruction
Elemental Form

Tanis Trilives
20 Life
Discard 1: Valiant | Shot
Discard 2: Distressed | Strike
Finisher: Empathy Strings





-- Kallistar is in elemental form. She loses 1 life and gains +2 Power and +2 Priority!







-- Tanis takes all of Kallistar's bonuses this beat!


-- Tanis has Priority 6. Kallistar has Priority 4. Tanis is Active Player!


-- Tanis advances 2 spaces!

-- Playful Strike has Range 1~2. Kallistar is at Range 1. Tanis hits!
-- SCHHK! Kallistar takes 5 damage!
-- Kallistar's Stun Guard is too much!




-- Blazing Strike has Range 1. Tanis is at Range 1. Kallistar hits!
-- Foom! Tanis takes 4 damage!
-- Tanis is stunned!



-- Tanis moves directly to the centre space.

Wol fucked around with this message at 09:26 on Sep 30, 2014

Wol
Dec 15, 2012

See you in the
UNDERDARK
:havlat: Tanis, where will you advance?

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
Advance 2.

End of beat, move to center space.

Next beat, possess Eris.

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Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Wow, that's rough.

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