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Scob: Jul 17, 2005

cards please dont pull the old 3 singles and a run act tonight

# ? Sep 22, 2014 01:28

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 00:13

Gina like vagina: May 8, 2007; "Tears of the Mariners."

I think I read a review of that. Thought it was one of those baseball stories like "Pride of the Yankees", you know? But it's just about some crabby old sailors, stuck in this little town.

Here's a hot take: The Mariners suck again.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 01:40

Tony Phillips: Feb 9, 2006

Krigen posted:

Here's a hot take: The Mariners suck again.

Everything about baseball sucks today.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 02:06

FairGame: Jul 24, 2001; Der Kommander

Curses.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 02:10

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.: Oct 9, 2003; I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

That got out in a hurry.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 02:11

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.: Oct 9, 2003; I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

Lance

fail

# ? Sep 22, 2014 02:35

FairGame: Jul 24, 2001; Der Kommander

Two guys who would not have playd combine to drive in the first run.

Neato.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 02:37

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.: Oct 9, 2003; I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

Grichuk is a cool dude.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 03:03

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Ah, it's a good day :cool:

# ? Sep 22, 2014 03:35

FairGame: Jul 24, 2001; Der Kommander

Well, a 7-2 home stand is still really good!

But the pirates just don't go away.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 03:37

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

It keeps happening.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 03:38

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

FairGame posted:

Well, a 7-2 home stand is still really good!

But the pirates just don't go away.

Much like piracy in real life

# ? Sep 22, 2014 04:15

tarlibone: Aug 1, 2014; Am I a... bad person?
AM I??; Fun Shoe

Well, at least I got to see a lot of dingers at the game tonight.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 05:41

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

National Broadcasts This Week_{All times Eastern. Subject to change and local market.}

7:05 pm - Kansas City Royals at Cleveland Indians - MLBN
7:10 pm - Pittsburgh Pirates at Atlanta Braves - MLBN
8:05 pm - St. Louis Cardinals at Chicago Cubs - WGN America
10:10 pm - Colorado Rockies at San Diego Padres - MLBN
10:10 pm - San Francisco Giants at Los Angeles Dodgers - MLBN

Today in Baseball History

1911 - Cy Young, forty-four, beat the Pittsburgh Pirates 1-0 for his 511th and final Major League victory.
1920 - A Chicago grand jury convenes to investigate charges that eight White Sox players conspired to fix the 1919 World Series.
1953 - The Dodgers tie the record for the most wins in a home park, beating Pittsburgh 5-4. They go an incredible 60-17 at Ebbets Field, tying the record of the St. Louis Cardinals in 1942. Only the 61 wins of the San Francisco Giants in 1962 in an 81-game home season will surpass the mark.
1968 - Cesar Tovar played one inning at each position for the Minnesota Twins, becoming only the second Major Leaguer in history to do it. Bert Campaneris of the Oakland A's was the other.
1986 - Fernando Valenzuela of Los Angeles became the first Mexican to win 20 games, beating the Houston Astros 9-2 while allowing just two hits.
1993 - The Colorado Rockies played their final game of their first season and finished with a Major League home attendance record. The Rockies played before 4,483,350.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 23:26

TenaciousJ: Dec 31, 2008; Clown move bro

Welp, the Nats have the night off. I'm an O's fan tonight. :smugbird:

gently caress the Yankees forever.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 23:49

Thesoro: Dec 6, 2005; YOU CANNOT LEARN
TO WHISTLE

go mariners, screw you tigers and oakland, please lose royals

# ? Sep 23, 2014 00:16

Pancakes: May 21, 2001; Crypto-Rump Roast

Anyone at the Cubs/Cards game tonight? If so, I should be pretty easy to find. My girlfriend, in her stubbornness, is wearing her Pete Kozma t-shirt.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 00:26

Jose Oquendo: Jun 20, 2004; Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Pretty sure there's more Bucs fans than Braves fans at Turner Field.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 00:37

Scob: Jul 17, 2005

Pancakes posted:

Anyone at the Cubs/Cards game tonight? If so, I should be pretty easy to find. My girlfriend, in her stubbornness, is wearing her Pete Kozma t-shirt.

the koz gonna steal your girl buddy sorry bout your luck

# ? Sep 23, 2014 00:37

Pancakes: May 21, 2001; Crypto-Rump Roast

Scob posted:

the koz gonna steal your girl buddy sorry bout your luck

drat his warlock hide. In good Cardinals news, Carp and Adams are back from Plague Leave.

Edit: Yadi spotted dancing to "Crazy Little Thing Called Love". Evening ruled a success.

Pancakes fucked around with this message at 00:52 on Sep 23, 2014

# ? Sep 23, 2014 00:42

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Whoever's doing the camera work at Turner Field needs to pay more attention, I think that's the third time tonight that I've been looking a pop fly thinking it was a hit because the cameraguy was focusing on the space in between the outfielders.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:05

Some Numbers: Sep 28, 2006; "LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

Tune in late, Ms down 3-1 in the bottom of the first.

Two innings later, Paxton walks in run #6.

There are some days when I really hate being a Mariners fan.

Edit: GODDAMMIT MARINERS

# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:18

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.: Oct 9, 2003; I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

I think Danny Mac needs to go back to hitting the bottle hard. He has been unbearable this season.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:27

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.: Oct 9, 2003; I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

McCarver showing his senility. forgot about Verlander winning an MVP.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:42

tarlibone: Aug 1, 2014; Am I a... bad person?
AM I??; Fun Shoe

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D. posted:

McCarver showing his senility. forgot about Verlander winning an MVP.

But I bet he remembers the 17th time he saw some long-forgotten player for the Colt .45's slide head-first into 3rd base on a classic double + throwing error. And, he remembers a conversation he had with that player about that very event 30 years later.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:45

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

I'm really gonna miss Russ throwing out runners at second.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:53

ozymandius1024: Mar 15, 2006; You don't yank on the Spine of God

Tigers offense is real bad (right now anyway)

# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:53

Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; Three cheers for dark beer!

Odor is tearing it up lately

# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:53

somethingblue: Sep 25, 2005

Tigers 0-14 with RISP last two games

# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:54

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Woooo Cutch!

# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:55

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Andrew Futchen' McCutchen :woop:

# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:55

Sandpuppy: Jun 16, 2012; Social Abscess
of the
Universe

How in the world do the Royals have the fewest strikeouts in baseball. They will swing at anything. Billy Butler swung at a two strike pitch that was three feet outside and ended up on first because the pitch bounced clear over the screen. The Indians were bailed out of that by Salvador Perez striking out, swinging at nothing but poo poo - as he's been doing for two months straight now.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 02:01

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.: Oct 9, 2003; I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

Yay Jhonny!

# ? Sep 23, 2014 02:03

Longpig Bard: Dec 29, 2004

What the hell Mariners? I demand a fun wild card race.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 02:04

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.: Oct 9, 2003; I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

Wooo Cubs defense and Yadi!

# ? Sep 23, 2014 02:05

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.: Oct 9, 2003; I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

More runs for the runs god yessss

# ? Sep 23, 2014 02:08

Look Around You: Jan 19, 2009

That was certainly... a rendition... of God Bless America.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 02:20

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

I just saw a Fox Sport's 1 ad that showed the Sid Bream slide in the context that it was a good thing; so in short gently caress you Fox Sports 1

# ? Sep 23, 2014 02:22

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Look Around You posted:

That was certainly... a rendition... of God Bless America.

I'll say.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 02:24

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 00:13

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.: Oct 9, 2003; I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

drat right he was safe.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 02:32

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