nightmares fear factory is back: shit yourself laughing

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I am Communist: Apr 19, 2002; I can show you what endless looks like
I can show you a single infinite thing
I can let you taste the sweet and sour of forever
Unending. Eternal. Inevitable
Taste my darkness
Climb into my abyss
Fall into me. Into my eyes
Look at them. Depths unfathomable
Pain immeasurable
A cruel promise fulfilled

Wild T posted:

They know.

loving creepy. Best faces of the thread.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 19:30

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 17:22

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

love dat guy

# ? Sep 30, 2014 21:04

Cobalt60: Jun 1, 2006

For those tuning in, this happened a couple pages ago:

Fuderyuu posted:

I can't tell if this is already shopped or not. I can't imagine this thing has procreated enough times to be the father of this many girls, but at the same time I can't imaging anyone allowing their tweeny girls with someone who so clearly looks like a pedo without even trying.

And thanks for this:

Jerry Cotton posted:

# ? Oct 1, 2014 00:44

TheSpiritFox: Jan 4, 2009; I'm just a memory, I can't give you any new information.

Lagrange posted:

This is perfect.

# ? Oct 1, 2014 01:11

TryAgainBragg: May 5, 2014

# ? Oct 1, 2014 01:49

frank.club: Jan 15, 2011; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

TryAgainBragg posted:

Has anyone ever noticed this loving hex grid suit

# ? Oct 1, 2014 01:53

Ebola Roulette: Sep 13, 2010; No matter what you ~~win~~ ~~lose~~ ragepiss.

What am I even doing

# ? Oct 1, 2014 01:55

Regular Dude: Oct 17, 2008

Ebola Roulette posted:

What am I even doing

God's work

# ? Oct 1, 2014 02:16

Explosive Tampons: Jul 9, 2014; Your days are gone!!!

# ? Oct 1, 2014 02:27

Harriet Carker: Jun 2, 2009

Ebola Roulette posted:

What am I even doing

I don't know but please don't stop.

# ? Oct 1, 2014 02:32

frank.club: Jan 15, 2011; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ebola Roulette posted:

What am I even doing

# ? Oct 1, 2014 02:59

Buddha.: Sep 24, 2007; "Have compassion for all beings, rich and poor alike; each has their suffering. Some suffer too much, others too little."; College Slice

Ebola Roulette posted:

What am I even doing

I can't see through the tears of laughter. This is art.

# ? Oct 1, 2014 03:00

Explosive Tampons: Jul 9, 2014; Your days are gone!!!

Ebola Roulette posted:

What am I even doing

I severely mistimed my subpar post hahah.
5, close thread, goldmine

# ? Oct 1, 2014 03:16

Murray Mantoinette: Jun 11, 2005; ＴＨＥＰＯＳＴＳＭＵＳＴＦＬＯＷ; Clapping Larry

Ebola Roulette posted:

What am I even doing

Pure gold

# ? Oct 1, 2014 04:21

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

Neo Duckberg posted:

"I'm gay"

# ? Oct 1, 2014 04:55

Son of Isaac: Apr 22, 2008

# ? Oct 1, 2014 08:37

SilvergunSuperman: Aug 7, 2010; Can't post for 3 hours!

This guy needs more love.

# ? Oct 1, 2014 13:01

Vastarien: Dec 20, 2012; Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.; Buglord

# ? Oct 1, 2014 20:03

WilltheMagicAsian: Dec 11, 2011

I wanted to do an insensitive Gaza bombing joke but I saw too many pictures of blown up kids and got discouraged :smith:

# ? Oct 1, 2014 22:14

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

WilltheMagicAsian posted:

# ? Oct 1, 2014 22:22

tomapot: Apr 7, 2005; Suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.; Oven Wrangler

Vastarien posted:

Please make it stop!

# ? Oct 1, 2014 23:57

CelticPredator: Oct 11, 2013; 🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

omg its like tears in rain!

# ? Oct 2, 2014 01:21

TheSpiritFox: Jan 4, 2009; I'm just a memory, I can't give you any new information.

Vastarien posted:

Is this from Equilibrium? If it's not I now have this guy's face on Christian Bale's body stuck in my head, and it's also awesome.

# ? Oct 2, 2014 01:48

Vastarien: Dec 20, 2012; Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.; Buglord

TheSpiritFox posted:

Is this from Equilibrium? If it's not I now have this guy's face on Christian Bale's body stuck in my head, and it's also awesome.

Nah, it's from Blade Runner.

Also,

# ? Oct 2, 2014 02:13

Magnus Gallant: Mar 9, 2010; by Lowtax; Grimey Drawer

Vastarien posted:

Nah, it's from Blade Runner.

Also,

Omg this is amazing

# ? Oct 2, 2014 02:16

WAY TO GO WAMPA!!: Oct 27, 2007

Vastarien posted:

Nah, it's from Blade Runner.

Also,

goddamn 5

# ? Oct 2, 2014 02:21

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

WilltheMagicAsian posted:

I wanted to do an insensitive Gaza bombing joke but I saw too many pictures of blown up kids and got discouraged

The gently caress is wrong with you man

they look Somali. Make an Al Shabab joke or something

# ? Oct 2, 2014 02:25

Dr. Quarex: Apr 18, 2003; I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

Japanese Phone Box posted:

hahahahahaha

I swear that guy's face deserves its own thread, except of course out of context it is just "a guy making a face" I realize.

Choco1980 posted:

Highest of fives.

# ? Oct 2, 2014 02:31

Eptar: Jan 14, 2003; Oh no, not again.

If this guy was starting some poo poo at a bar and you punched him hard enough to snap his head to the side, this is the grinning face that would slow turn back towards you. And you would know fear.

# ? Oct 2, 2014 08:42

Suicide Sam E.: Jun 30, 2013; by XyloJW

Vastarien posted:

Nah, it's from Blade Runner.

Also,

# ? Oct 2, 2014 09:37

Wild T: Dec 15, 2008; The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

Eptar posted:

If this guy was starting some poo poo at a bar and you punched him hard enough to snap his head to the side, this is the grinning face that would slow turn back towards you. And you would know fear.

got drat

For some reason every time I see his face I think of the LA Beast. Although that's not too far-fetched, considering LA Beast probably welcomes the sweet release of automotive death by this point in his career.

# ? Oct 2, 2014 12:12

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Acquire Currency! posted:

Has anyone ever noticed this loving hex grid suit

Yeah I was going to buy one but then I realized I would look like an rear end in a top hat

Also, it's called a shirt

# ? Oct 2, 2014 12:40

Tytan: Sep 17, 2011; u wot m8?

th1nk posted:

Running with the theme of the first. For reference:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxlJxDr26mM

e: Well this came out badly, but :

e2:

# ? Oct 2, 2014 13:33

Ebola Roulette: Sep 13, 2010; No matter what you ~~win~~ ~~lose~~ ragepiss.

Eptar posted:

If this guy was starting some poo poo at a bar and you punched him hard enough to snap his head to the side, this is the grinning face that would slow turn back towards you. And you would know fear.

# ? Oct 2, 2014 13:56

Funkysauce: Sep 18, 2005; ...and what about the kick in the groin?

Eptar posted:

If this guy was starting some poo poo at a bar and you punched him hard enough to snap his head to the side, this is the grinning face that would slow turn back towards you. And you would know fear.

He reminds me of this dude: