Seltzer fucked around with this message at 16:40 on Sep 23, 2014

• Bellator asking for the commission's greenlight for some event
  
• bunch of motions for grants and such, Skip Avensino doesn't know where "Mighty Mike's" is, but doesn't want to single it out
  
• Francisco Aguilar is getting ready to talk about his best friends again; chair recognizes Floyd Mayweather, he was apparently summoned to "discuss" some issues with a TV show called "All Access", asked to comment on the dog house; Said dog house apparently being some form of boxing grinder in the spirit of chute box where fighters don't get breaks or something
  
• Lots of hogwash out of Floyd, commissioner Bill Brady rushing to suck off Floyd's gym for being so awesome
  
• commissioner Lundvall thanks Floyd for showing up since the commission apparently hosed up the subpoena
  
• Pat Lundvall pitching some idea of getting fighters in Floyd's gym to partake in some brain-study foundation thing that does medical analysis to identify and prevent head trauma
  
• Floyd explaining how that weed seen on the show totally wasn't weed, but a prop and employed for ratings; furthermore, it would never have been weed because Floyd is the one that brought USADA to the table
  
• Tony Marnell asking Floyd's CEO-buddy whether he's aware they need amateur licenses for their guys in the gym to have them fight on the TV show. CEO guy proceeds to hemorrhage bullshit from the mouth, gets called out by Tony immediately and cautioned on "huge amounts of liability" they're taking on for letting amateurs fight in the gym for the All Access show.
  
• Floyd's attorney stating that money being exchanged during fights wasn't gambling, but "all reality TV"; Floyd and his CEO buddy can barely contain their laughter
  
• Marnell basically saying "Listen, if you guys are gonna have props and controversy on the show, can you please let the commission know beforehand so we can pretend you're not accidently getting videotaped smoking weed and gambling on TV? That would be nice."
  
• Chair recognizes Jon Jones, disciplinary charges and ramifications are brought forth by the commission's attorney
  
• motion to admit the video of Jones' brawl into evidence; Pat Lundvall suggests that they would be obligated to view the video; Bill Brady making sure that Jon is "comfortable" watching the video
  
• Jones makes a statement, apologizes to all seperate martial arts, swears he has always been a great example, never done anything to disparage the sport *tears up*
  
• Skip Avansino asking if Jones had this planned; Jones denying, it's totally both his and Cormier's fault, but he's also totally not denying responsibility
  
• Jones stating how he had to retaliate because he couldn't let Cormier in the perception of him being weak
  
• Jones asked to state what his punishment should be; stumbles his way through an answer, says he's already been punished by losing a Nike deal (upwards of six figures annually) and a further undisclosed deal (upwards of six figures annually)
  
• Jones suggesting that he could do something with "his time" for charity to "turn this into something positive"
  
• Bill Brady has his mouth cleaned off and is apparently ready to go in for second helpings; Ayup, getting a good mouthful of the Jones is Bill Brady, Joe
  
• Skip saying "I've seen some fighters run away from us" sick Diaz burn
  
• Commission basically agreeing that "a slap on the wrist" won't be enough; contemplates Fine/Suspension and ~50 hours of community service
  
• Commission dances around 50.000 dollars and four seperate 1-day-appearances for community service, final fine for Jones is 50.000 USD (10% of fight purse) and 40 hours community service
  
• 5 minute recess over, commission returns to recognize Daniel Cormier, who denies any wrongdoing in the brawl
  
• Cormier's defense attorney submitting a claim of self-defense, in a shocking turn appears to be legally prepared for an argument
  
• Cormier in his opening statement explaining how him and Jon had a history, Jon put his head on Daniel's, not the other way around.
  
• Commissioner Aguilar calling Cormier out on a FOX interview after the brawl where he said he'd do it again; Cormier not exactly offering the best answer, going with "what he'd want his son to do"
  
• Cormier ultimately submitting he would have to be more responsible in staredowns and not put his hands on another fighter again
  
• Cormier offering MUCH more self-incriminating statements that would bode well for him, anything from an altercation in college wrestling to other cases of animosity, describes the brawl in detail, chuckles about accidently grabbing onto a security guard instead of Jones
  
• Cormier further entangling himself via rookie-mistake of "being honest" when asked about his comments in a FOX sports interview where it was suggested that the brawl was good for promotion
  
• Cormier actually asked if he's only saying what he "is supposed to say"
  
• Punishment for Cormier: 9.000 fine plus 20 hours of community service, same terms to that punishment as for Jones (10% of fight purse)
  
• Next issue on the itinerary is Wanderlei, commissioner Pat Lundvall recuses herself on the grounds of bias due to having made a vocal suggestion to either Wanderlei or his lawyers previously (?)
  
• Wanderlei, as anticipated, is a no-show
  
• Wanderlei's lawyer submitting a motion to dismiss on the grounds that the commission lacks jurisdiction over Wanderlei, because, at the time of his transgression, he was not licensed by the NSAC
  
• Motion to dismiss is denied; lawyer submits that Wandy wasn't properly served; Commission calls bullshit, points out Wandy even was offered to attend via phone, but didn't
  
• Commission's attorney asking the commision to never license Wandy again because "running from a test" is the worst and he wants to send a deterring message
  
• Bill Brady seconds that running from a test is worse than doing "the worst of the drugs", agreement all around that Wandy should be banned for life; Pat Lundvall forgets she recused herself and piles on
  
• Tony Marnell suggests the fine should be at 100 percent of the potential purse
  
• Fine unanimously capped at 35% (70.000 USD) and a lifetime ban for Wanderlei
  
• Some poor sod gets a fine for pissing hot and not showing up to the hearing
  
• Some guy registered a 40:1 TE ratio, which is apparently the highest ratio ever registered in the state of Nevada; claims his strength & conditioning coach hit him ninja-injections or something; admits to lying during this hearing and says he even kept taking questionable substances after the weigh-ins
  

Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 19:39 on Sep 23, 2014

Seltzer fucked around with this message at 16:57 on Sep 23, 2014

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CommonShore fucked around with this message at 16:59 on Sep 23, 2014