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bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

quote:

A beard is the collection of hair that grows on the chin, upper lip, cheeks and neck of human beings and some non-human animals.

In humans, usually only pubescent or adult males are able to grow beards. However, women with hirsutism, a hormonal condition of excessive hairiness, may develop a beard. When differentiating between upper and lower facial hair, a beard specifically excludes the moustache. Throughout the course of history, societal attitudes toward male beards have varied widely depending on factors such as prevailing cultural-religious traditions and the current era's fashion trends. Some religions (such as Islam and Sikhism) have considered a full beard to be absolutely essential for all males able to grow one, and mandate it as part of their official dogma. Other cultures (while not officially mandating it), view a beard as central to a man's virility, exemplifying such virtues as wisdom, strength, sexual prowess and high social status. However, in cultures where facial hair is uncommon (or currently out of fashion), beards may be associated with poor hygiene or a "savage," uncivilized, or even dangerous demeanor. - Wikipedia on Beards

Ever wanted to be a famous Beard from history? Well now's your chance! Get excited!!!



This is going to be a quick F11 game. What is an F11 game? That means that it is an open setup chosen at random. The setup for the game will be one of the following:

code:
* 1 Mafia Goon, 1 Mafia Roleblocker, 1 Sane Cop, 1 Doctor, 5 Townies. 
* 1 Mafia Goon, 1 Mafia Roleblocker, 7 Townies. 
* 2 Mafia Goons, 1 Sane Cop, 6 Townies. 
* 2 Mafia Goons, 1 Doctor, 6 Townies.
The days will be 48 hours and the nights will be 24 hours or as close as possible!

Standard rules apply - Don't be a poo poo head. Don't toxx. Don't mod sass. Don't copy paste your role PMs or other out of thread communication with me. Don't try to be an rear end in a top hat and ruin the fun for the other players. If at any point after Day 1, you have a lower post count than the combination of me and votefinder, you will be modkilled.

Just remember to be chill, this is a party game after all. Have faith in thy beard.

This is a new player friendly game. If you have any questions about the game, do not post them in thread once the game has started. I will not answer them. Contact me via PMs.

Player List
  1. CapitalistPig
  2. Epsilon Plus
  3. fiery_valkyrie
  4. Magnus Gallant
  5. Mills
  6. Opopanax
  7. Poison Mushroom
  8. Somberbrero
  9. Tremendous Taste

bowmore fucked around with this message at 04:42 on Sep 24, 2014

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bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

bowmore fucked around with this message at 04:42 on Sep 24, 2014

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010
:henget:

Jump King
Aug 10, 2011

Bowmore you're stealing my style! (not a sign up)

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010
Calling rights for Bared mafia and Be Rad mafia

Jump King
Aug 10, 2011

Only I can run F11s in this town

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

MildManeredManikin posted:

Only I can run F11s in this town
Stop posting if your not playing!!

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.
I will :airquote: play :airquote: in this :airquote: game :airquote:

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

Oh no, not me
We never lost control


I have a beard!

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
I have a beard, and I'm pretty sure I've been a beard once or twice in my life.

Hal Insandenza
Feb 12, 2004


Poison Mushroom posted:

I have a beard, and I'm pretty sure I've been a beard once or twice in my life.

I was coming here to make a joke about Yuming needing to be in this game because she is Mills' beard, but you basically beat me to the joke.

death cob for cutie
Dec 30, 2006

A dreadful undead cob of maize. Look, this one was probably a mistake. We're sorry.

My beard is as strong as my Mafia skills.

Which is to say, scraggly and embarrassing.

(I wish to play your game)

fiery_valkyrie
Mar 26, 2003

I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.
Confirming my pre-sign.

I don't have a beard. Am I real life scum?

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Hal Incandenza posted:

I was coming here to make a joke about Yuming needing to be in this game because she is Mills' beard, but you basically beat me to the joke.
:smug:

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

Oh no, not me
We never lost control


fiery_valkyrie posted:



I don't have a beard.

Oh, don't be so modest

fiery_valkyrie
Mar 26, 2003

I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.

Opopanax posted:

Oh, don't be so modest

Have you been spying on me again???

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

Oh no, not me
We never lost control


I spy on all mafia players, it's for your own good, really.

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

fiery_valkyrie posted:

Confirming my pre-sign.

I don't have a beard. Am I real life scum?
You are female so you are basically beard handicapped.

Mills
Jun 13, 2003

I will play. Please reserve a spot for bell jar.

Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

i hope i die
warmed
by the life that i tried
to live
I have a beard and I'll play your game. If I lose your game I will shave my beard. I propose that these stakes be accepted by all applicable players.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

Somberbrero posted:

I have a beard and I'll play your game. If I lose your game I will shave my beard. I propose that these stakes be accepted by all applicable players.

gently caress you I'm never gonna shave it.
How dare you.

Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
I'm in

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Oh hey I guess we are full!

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Great. Let's get this thing on the road!

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Sending out PM's now.

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlgbKIswpzI

It is now Day 1.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010
Confirm

death cob for cutie
Dec 30, 2006

A dreadful undead cob of maize. Look, this one was probably a mistake. We're sorry.

Got my role PM, can't wait to gently caress everything up and look like a smooth-chinned imbecile

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.
I'm a beard in this game.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010
I can confirm that at least one mafia goon exists

fiery_valkyrie
Mar 26, 2003

I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.
##vote Somber

I want to see him shave his beard.

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

Oh no, not me
We never lost control


Beardfirming

Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
Comfirmed

Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

i hope i die
warmed
by the life that i tried
to live

fiery_valkyrie posted:

##vote Somber

I want to see him shave his beard.

A razor has never come on my beard, for I have been a Nazirite to God from my mother's womb. If I am shaved, then my strength will leave me and I will become weak and be like any other man.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Somberbrero posted:

A razor has never come on my beard, for I have been a Nazirite to God from my mother's womb. If I am shaved, then my strength will leave me and I will become weak and be like any other man.
##vote Somberbrero

Then why would you tell us your weakness? :smugbert:

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Mafia edit: Also, confirming.

Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

i hope i die
warmed
by the life that i tried
to live

Poison Mushroom posted:

##vote Somberbrero

Then why would you tell us your weakness? :smugbert:

:angel: I give my back to those who strike me, and my cheeks to those who pluck out the beard. :angel:

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Fun fact, one very possible of "turn the other cheek" isn't "forgive harm done to you" but "put yourself in a position where one who would strike you must do so as an equal".

Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

Somberbrero posted:

A razor has never come on my beard, for I have been a Nazirite to God from my mother's womb. If I am shaved, then my strength will leave me and I will become weak and be like any other man.

Wait so you're saying you're a nazi?

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Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
That's not cool man

##vote somberbrero

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