Beard Mafia

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bowmore: Oct 6, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

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A beard is the collection of hair that grows on the chin, upper lip, cheeks and neck of human beings and some non-human animals.

In humans, usually only pubescent or adult males are able to grow beards. However, women with hirsutism, a hormonal condition of excessive hairiness, may develop a beard. When differentiating between upper and lower facial hair, a beard specifically excludes the moustache. Throughout the course of history, societal attitudes toward male beards have varied widely depending on factors such as prevailing cultural-religious traditions and the current era's fashion trends. Some religions (such as Islam and Sikhism) have considered a full beard to be absolutely essential for all males able to grow one, and mandate it as part of their official dogma. Other cultures (while not officially mandating it), view a beard as central to a man's virility, exemplifying such virtues as wisdom, strength, sexual prowess and high social status. However, in cultures where facial hair is uncommon (or currently out of fashion), beards may be associated with poor hygiene or a "savage," uncivilized, or even dangerous demeanor. - Wikipedia on Beards

Ever wanted to be a famous Beard from history? Well now's your chance! Get excited!!!

This is going to be a quick F11 game. What is an F11 game? That means that it is an open setup chosen at random. The setup for the game will be one of the following:

code:

* 1 Mafia Goon, 1 Mafia Roleblocker, 1 Sane Cop, 1 Doctor, 5 Townies. 
* 1 Mafia Goon, 1 Mafia Roleblocker, 7 Townies. 
* 2 Mafia Goons, 1 Sane Cop, 6 Townies. 
* 2 Mafia Goons, 1 Doctor, 6 Townies.

The days will be 48 hours and the nights will be 24 hours or as close as possible!

Standard rules apply - Don't be a poo poo head. Don't toxx. Don't mod sass. Don't copy paste your role PMs or other out of thread communication with me. Don't try to be an rear end in a top hat and ruin the fun for the other players. If at any point after Day 1, you have a lower post count than the combination of me and votefinder, you will be modkilled.

Just remember to be chill, this is a party game after all. Have faith in thy beard.

This is a new player friendly game. If you have any questions about the game, do not post them in thread once the game has started. I will not answer them. Contact me via PMs.

Player List

bowmore fucked around with this message at 05:42 on Sep 24, 2014

# ¿ Sep 23, 2014 05:03

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 17:50

bowmore: Oct 6, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

bowmore fucked around with this message at 05:42 on Sep 24, 2014

# ¿ Sep 23, 2014 05:04

bowmore: Oct 6, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

MildManeredManikin posted:

Only I can run F11s in this town

Stop posting if your not playing!!

# ¿ Sep 23, 2014 05:09

bowmore: Oct 6, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

fiery_valkyrie posted:

Confirming my pre-sign.

I don't have a beard. Am I real life scum?

You are female so you are basically beard handicapped.

# ¿ Sep 23, 2014 05:42

bowmore: Oct 6, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Oh hey I guess we are full!

# ¿ Sep 24, 2014 05:36

bowmore: Oct 6, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Sending out PM's now.

# ¿ Sep 24, 2014 05:43

bowmore: Oct 6, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlgbKIswpzI

It is now Day 1.

# ¿ Sep 24, 2014 05:58

bowmore: Oct 6, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Votecount for Day 1

Somberbrero (2): fiery_valkyrie, Poison Mushroom, Magnus Gallant, ~~Poison Mushroom~~

Magnus Gallant (1): Epsilon Plus

Poison Mushroom (1): Somberbrero

Not Voting (5): CapitalistPig, Mills, Opopanax, Poison Mushroom, Tremendous Taste

With 9 alive, it's 5 votes to lynch. The current deadline is September 25^th, 2014 at 8 p.m. CDT -- that's in about 21 hours, 10 minutes.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2014 04:49

bowmore: Oct 6, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

I can extend deadline if popular consensus wants it.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2014 23:15

bowmore: Oct 6, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Ok no deadline ext.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2014 23:21

bowmore: Oct 6, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Poison Mushroom posted:

I saw that stealth edit.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2014 23:23

bowmore: Oct 6, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Mills, Hitler�s Moustache MAFIA-aligned Goon has been lynched Day 1!

# ¿ Sep 26, 2014 02:30

bowmore: Oct 6, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

If you want to ask for a replacement tonight is the night to ask for one!

Final Votecount for Day 1

Mills (5): CapitalistPig, ~~CapitalistPig~~, Somberbrero, Tremendous Taste, Epsilon Plus, CapitalistPig, fiery_valkyrie

Somberbrero (4): fiery_valkyrie, Poison Mushroom, Magnus Gallant, ~~Poison Mushroom~~, ~~fiery_valkyrie~~, Poison Mushroom, Mills, fiery_valkyrie, ~~Poison Mushroom~~, ~~fiery_valkyrie~~, Poison Mushroom, Opopanax

Tremendous Taste (0): Epsilon Plus, ~~Epsilon Plus~~

Magnus Gallant (0): Epsilon Plus, CapitalistPig, ~~Epsilon Plus~~, ~~CapitalistPig~~

Epsilon Plus (0): Mills, ~~Mills~~

Poison Mushroom (0): Somberbrero, ~~Somberbrero~~

Opopanax (0): Somberbrero, ~~Somberbrero~~, Poison Mushroom, ~~Poison Mushroom~~

Not Voting (0):

With 9 alive, it's 5 votes to lynch. The current deadline is September 25^th, 2014 at 8 p.m. CDT -- that's in about 0 minutes.

It is now Night 1!

# ¿ Sep 26, 2014 02:36

bowmore: Oct 6, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

fiery_valkyrie, Henry David Thoreau's neckbeard, VANILLA TOWN has been murdered Night 1!

It is now Day 2!

# ¿ Sep 26, 2014 13:19

bowmore: Oct 6, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Is the deadline fine for everyone?

# ¿ Sep 26, 2014 22:50

bowmore: Oct 6, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

I added an extra 24 hours due to the weekend but it will be 24 hour-ish game days after that.

# ¿ Sep 26, 2014 22:54

bowmore: Oct 6, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

So much for that deadline extension!

Flip coming in an hour or so.

# ¿ Sep 27, 2014 02:49

bowmore: Oct 6, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Opopanax, Abraham Lincoln's Twin Canadian Brother Baberaham Lincoln's Beard, VANILLA TOWN, has been lynched Day 2!

It is now Night 2! so get those actions in if you got em.

Final Votecount for Day 2

Opopanax (4): Somberbrero, Poison Mushroom, CapitalistPig, Epsilon Plus

Magnus Gallant (0): CapitalistPig, ~~CapitalistPig~~

Not Voting (3): Magnus Gallant, Opopanax, Tremendous Taste

With 7 alive, it's 4 votes to lynch. The current deadline is September 28^th, 2014 at 8 p.m. CDT -- that's in about 1 day, 21 hours.

# ¿ Sep 27, 2014 04:40