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BARONS CYBER SKULL
Jun 19, 2004

A Final Rest






Dan melted his first pair of American Flag Pants by putting Roman candles in them and running down the street on the 4th of July.

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Machai
Feb 21, 2013



Dan has never seen the cow level.

Dan got into a prank war with a neighbor who wore Canadian flag pants.





BARONS CYBER SKULL
Jun 19, 2004

A Final Rest






dan's dad is also great

Fumaofthelake
Dec 30, 2004

Is it handsome in here, or is it just me?

I call November 2019 for the Dan's Dad Deathpool.

Also I loving love Dan. A friend of mine once said "no one wants a dumb dog" and Dan Rykert is proof to the contrary.

Machai
Feb 21, 2013



Dan Ryckert once farted the national anthem while wearing his american flag pants.

In the future, once ultra-catholic libertarians outlaw contraception and birth control, firehouses in CA will be overloaded with babies spawned by Dan Ryckert and various women.

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006


I'd like to see a Youtube show that's just Dan eating new foods that he's never tried. It will start with shocking stuff like french fries and ketchup, and then move on to sushi, blood sausage, and cap off with durian fruit and bull testicles

BARONS CYBER SKULL
Jun 19, 2004

A Final Rest






Give Dan a bunch of miracle fruit pills without telling him what they are and then take him to get some weird foods and have him have the pills before hand

THE AWESOME GHOST
Oct 21, 2005



Durian's not that bad, blood sausage is way weirder imo

Machai
Feb 21, 2013



Dan once got drunk on a hot day and licked his neighbor's dog because he thought it was an icecream

Blackheart
Mar 22, 2013



I liked to watch quick looks a long time ago but then they got boring and nobody enjoyed any games (might have happened when the extremely obese guy died? I'm not sure.) I recently watched some with this Dan fellow, and I like him.

Blackheart
Mar 22, 2013



Also his voice is funny.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001



dan will not drink any tea unless it is macho tea from a wwe tea product line

Machai
Feb 21, 2013



Eventually everything dan owns will be wwe branded

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001



"this isn't chamomile, that's for sissies. this is official wwe brand '3 count on the mat' unwater. it relaxes you and helps you sleep"

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya

Biscuit Hider

Dan Ryckert and Jeff compete on who can get the furthest in Mario3 while riding a rollercoaster.
http://www.giantbomb.com/videos/gia...ster/2300-9529/

They managed to get it done because Dan called Six Flags and asked if they could do it.

Shifty gimbal fucked around with this message at 03:02 on Oct 3, 2014

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 40 hours!


theres something wrong with jeffs eyes

and dan is suprisingly good looking

BARONS CYBER SKULL
Jun 19, 2004

A Final Rest






gently caress trophy 2k14 posted:

theres something wrong with jeffs eyes

Ya he's colour blind

LordVonEarlDuke
Jun 24, 2011



Gimbal lock posted:

Dan Ryckert and Jeff compete on who can get the furthest in Mario3 while riding a rollercoaster.
http://www.giantbomb.com/videos/gia...ster/2300-9529/

They managed to get it done because Dan called Six Flags and asked if they could do it.

Dan Ryckert is singlehandedly saving video games journalism

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001



dan calls sausages "fancy hot dogs"

i bet i could rock a game of mario 3 while rolling coaster.

klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good


dan is the poo poo

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009



Should have picked Sonic The Hedgehog, it would have been a like being Sonic going through the loop de loop.
I wonder if this is the first time video games were played on a rollercoaster?
I feel like it would be safer if they were using 2DS'.
Can you imagine not having a subscription to Giantbomb? Because I can't.
Giantbomb is delivering me the quality goods i so crave
It was like a travel channel thing except I liked it.
This brings the phrase "git gud" to a whole new level
And just like that, a legendary GIF was born.
I'm wearing my original Whiskey Media tshirt tomorrow now
You have to give some credit to Jeff for seeing Dan's potential. It's exactly the same as when Julius Caesar posthumously adopted Augustus, except Jeff was alive to witness all the doubters.

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006


can we call dan 'ryker'? when he shaves the beard then we know the show has jumped the shark

Bloodborne
Sep 24, 2008



Who is that dude who does the podcast in the morning with Klepek? The one with literally the most annoying voice and punchable face in the entire known universe. I literally cannot listen to that guy say words.

mystic pimp
Jul 25, 2014

Formerly-rampant human-coded AI with a sense of humor seeks bipedal oxygen-breathing cyborg for serious relationship in the galactic core. I've got cool guns if you like to break stuff. No yuppies.


internet jerk posted:

Who is that dude who does the podcast in the morning with Klepek? The one with literally the most annoying voice and punchable face in the entire known universe. I literally cannot listen to that guy say words.
Alex Navarro. He sucks.

Vargs
Mar 27, 2010



does anyone actually listen to patricks podcast

like even a single person in the world

Bloodborne
Sep 24, 2008



Podcast, no. Spookin' with Scoops is great though.

Overbite
Jan 24, 2004



Poopin with poops

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004




FartRomancer.EXE posted:

everyone knows about world war 2

I think its safe to say though that Africa is one of the least studied theaters of the war.

klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good


internet jerk posted:

Who is that dude who does the podcast in the morning with Klepek? The one with literally the most annoying voice and punchable face in the entire known universe. I literally cannot listen to that guy say words.


gullah jack posted:

Alex Navarro. He sucks.

BARONS CYBER SKULL
Jun 19, 2004

A Final Rest






dan said he doesn't like MGR:R

i cant handle this

Machai
Feb 21, 2013



BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

dan said he doesn't like MGR:R

i cant handle this

why has god forsaken us?

BARONS CYBER SKULL
Jun 19, 2004

A Final Rest






he didn't even finish the game

LOVE LOVE SKELETON
Nov 11, 2007



Lipstick Apathy

cool guy action website

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004



BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

dan said he doesn't like MGR:R

i cant handle this

It's boring.

klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good


BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

dan said he doesn't like MGR:R

i cant handle this

nevermind dan is dead to me

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 40 hours!


dan is alright but can he really fill the hole vinny left

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008



gently caress trophy 2k14 posted:

dan is alright but can he really fill the hole vinny left

MarioTeachesWiping
Nov 1, 2006

by XyloJW


Is he the annoying guy in some of the new quick looks

man giantbomb has just sucked ever since patrick klepek. downsize the staff imo

klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good


Cyra posted:

Is he the annoying guy in some of the new quick looks

man giantbomb has just sucked ever since patrick klepek. downsize the staff imo

nah the opposite, they should get more new people because the old guard are getting less interested in video games as time goes on

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Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRJf8RbxYE8

Game Room and its quick looks are a microcosm of giant bomb.

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