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WetNightmare: by sebmojo

he is so tall. his shoulders are so broad. he is a god drat caveman. his chin is bumping against your forehead. he's drunk on caveman beers and vitamins. so many vitamins. hes feeling nothing right now. what did you say or do to offend him? he grabs your arms. you seriously dont know if youre going to live or die at this point. "Yabba...dabba....DooO!"

# ? Sep 27, 2014 02:52

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 06:50

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

I try to run

# ? Sep 27, 2014 02:54

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

* flintstone i am soooooooooO sorrey

# ? Sep 27, 2014 02:54

ron color

its a living

# ? Sep 27, 2014 02:54

El Spider

vitamin beer

# ? Sep 27, 2014 02:55

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

CAT BRUSH posted:

I try to run

you try to run from fred flinstone. he is puzzled at first and starts to laugh. is somebody honestly trying to outrun fred the gently caress flintstone? he honestly can't believe it. he pours a half a bottle of vitamins down his throat and chases them with more caveman beer. then he starts pumping his legs so hard that they become a blur. he's not even moving, just sucking things into his whirling vortex of legs and dust. then he's after you. hes so loving mad right now. you are more terrified than ever. and hes just getting started.

# ? Sep 27, 2014 02:56

Pinche Rudo

start giving him a handy

# ? Sep 27, 2014 02:58

Bwee

WetNightmare posted:

he is so tall. his shoulders are so broad. he is a god drat caveman. his chin is bumping against your forehead. he's drunk on caveman beers and vitamins. so many vitamins. hes feeling nothing right now. what did you say or do to offend him? he grabs your arms. you seriously dont know if youre going to live or die at this point. "Yabba...dabba....DooO!"

# ? Sep 27, 2014 02:59

Peanut and the Gang: by exmarx

WetNightmare posted:

you try to run from fred flinstone. he is puzzled at first and starts to laugh. is somebody honestly trying to outrun fred the gently caress flintstone? he honestly can't believe it. he pours a half a bottle of vitamins down his throat and chases them with more caveman beer. then he starts pumping his legs so hard that they become a blur. he's not even moving, just sucking things into his whirling vortex of legs and dust. then he's after you. hes so loving mad right now. you are more terrified than ever. and hes just getting started.

He can run as fast as a car.

# ? Sep 27, 2014 03:00

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

Colonel Wood posted:

start giving him a handy

fred th;e man flinsteone is disgusted at ur pathetic act of submission
there is no mercy among cavemen!!!!
he jax fatalities ur arms
only wilma can touch there

# ? Sep 27, 2014 03:01

ron color

get back to the time machine!

# ? Sep 27, 2014 03:02

ron color

go to the time machine

# ? Sep 27, 2014 03:03

bacalou

give him the secret water buffalo handshake

# ? Sep 27, 2014 03:04

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

ron color posted:

get back to the time machine!

you go bafck in time to three minutes ago. fred flinstone is drunk as gently caress standing over you.he is so tall. his shoulders are so broad. he is a god drat caveman. his chin is bumping against your forehead. he's drunk on caveman beers and vitamins. so many vitamins. hes feeling nothing right now. what did you say or do to offend him? he grabs your arms. you seriously dont know if youre going to live or die at this point. "Yabba...dabba....DooO!"

# ? Sep 27, 2014 03:05

Peanut and the Gang: by exmarx

> Defeat Fred.

# ? Sep 27, 2014 03:06

Pinche Rudo

WetNightmare posted:

you go bafck in time to three minutes ago. fred flinstone is drunk as gently caress standing over you.he is so tall. his shoulders are so broad. he is a god drat caveman. his chin is bumping against your forehead. he's drunk on caveman beers and vitamins. so many vitamins. hes feeling nothing right now. what did you say or do to offend him? he grabs your arms. you seriously dont know if youre going to live or die at this point. "Yabba...dabba....DooO!"

I challenge him to a brontosaurus eating contest

# ? Sep 27, 2014 03:06

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

bacalou posted:

give him the secret water buffalo handshake

"WHERE YUAOR BLUE HAT," fred flinstone bellows. "yabba dab the gently caress??"

# ? Sep 27, 2014 03:07

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

Colonel Wood posted:

I challenge him to a brontosaurus eating contest

"eat...dino?" fred flinstone says, piuzzled. his nuts are vulnerable to a kick!

# ? Sep 27, 2014 03:08

google THIS

meanwhile Barney, my accomplice, is sneaking into his kitchen to grab his cocoa pebbles. all is going according to plan

I wait until he is about to murder me then give the signal and Barney starts giggling to distract Fred while I escape

# ? Sep 27, 2014 03:11

Pinche Rudo

WetNightmare posted:

"eat...dino?" fred flinstone says, piuzzled. his nuts are vulnerable to a kick!

I motion over to Dino to attack him from behind

# ? Sep 27, 2014 03:12

i am he

i try to use the rudimentary kung fu i learned in 5th grade but it pales in comparison to his raw cavemen strengh. he blocks my crane kick and snaps my leg bone like a brittle twig without changing the pace of his heavy, guttural, breathing. "hiya!" i say, not realizing that he already countered my move with incredible mach speed and the force of a strong car or heavy rock.

# ? Sep 27, 2014 03:12

bacalou

WetNightmare posted:

"WHERE YUAOR BLUE HAT," fred flinstone bellows. "yabba dab the gently caress??"

nod solemly and say 'safe'

# ? Sep 27, 2014 03:13

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

i am he posted:

i try to use the rudimentary kung fu i learned in 5th grade but it pales in comparison to his raw cavemen strengh. he blocks my crane kick and snaps my leg bone like a brittle twig without changing the pace of his heavy, guttural, breathing. "hiya!" i say, not realizing that he already countered my move with incredible mach speed and the force of a strong car or heavy rock.

Game Over

# ? Sep 27, 2014 03:18

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

bacalou posted:

nod solemly and say 'safe'

Fred Flintstone isn't sure what to do so he just throws you into a wall so game kinda over yuo win but ur back hurts for life

# ? Sep 27, 2014 03:19

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

Colonel Wood posted:

I motion over to Dino to attack him from behind

dino starts licking fred flintstone and he is angry but helpless to change the situation

# ? Sep 27, 2014 03:20

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

Jett posted:

meanwhile Barney, my accomplice, is sneaking into his kitchen to grab his cocoa pebbles. all is going according to plan

I wait until he is about to murder me then give the signal and Barney starts giggling to distract Fred while I escape

its a double cross. barney wants the pebbles to himself. bam bam kneecaps u at the safehouse. barney is a complete psychopath. its a slow and hosed up quentin tarintino style death.

# ? Sep 27, 2014 03:21

bacalou

WetNightmare posted:

Fred Flintstone isn't sure what to do so he just throws you into a wall so game kinda over yuo win but ur back hurts for life

can i smoke weed to get rid of the pain

# ? Sep 27, 2014 03:23

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

Peanut and the Gang posted:

> Defeat Fred.

You can not Defeat Fred here. Please try a different command.

# ? Sep 27, 2014 03:25

tao of lmao

WetNightmare posted:

he is so tall. his shoulders are so broad. he is a god drat caveman. his chin is bumping against your forehead. he's drunk on caveman beers and vitamins. so many vitamins. hes feeling nothing right now. what did you say or do to offend him? he grabs your arms. you seriously dont know if youre going to live or die at this point. "Yabba...dabba....DooO!"

# ? Sep 27, 2014 03:25

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

bacalou posted:

can i smoke weed to get rid of the pain

Prehistoric ditch weed.

# ? Sep 27, 2014 03:25

Peanut and the Gang: by exmarx

Hire Fred to beat up your worst enemy: Fred Flintstone.

# ? Sep 27, 2014 03:29

nvm no cake

WetNightmare posted:

he is so tall. his shoulders are so broad. he is a god drat caveman. his chin is bumping against your forehead. he's drunk on caveman beers and vitamins. so many vitamins. hes feeling nothing right now. what did you say or do to offend him? he grabs your arms. you seriously dont know if youre going to live or die at this point. "Yabba...dabba....DooO!"

# ? Sep 27, 2014 03:30