- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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he is so tall. his shoulders are so broad. he is a god drat caveman. his chin is bumping against your forehead. he's drunk on caveman beers and vitamins. so many vitamins. hes feeling nothing right now. what did you say or do to offend him? he grabs your arms. you seriously dont know if youre going to live or die at this point. "Yabba...dabba....DooO!"
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Sep 27, 2014 02:52
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- Adbot
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Apr 18, 2024 06:50
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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I try to run
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Sep 27, 2014 02:54
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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* flintstone i am soooooooooO sorrey
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Sep 27, 2014 02:54
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- ron color
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its a living
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Sep 27, 2014 02:54
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- El Spider
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vitamin beer
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Sep 27, 2014 02:55
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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you try to run from fred flinstone. he is puzzled at first and starts to laugh. is somebody honestly trying to outrun fred the gently caress flintstone? he honestly can't believe it. he pours a half a bottle of vitamins down his throat and chases them with more caveman beer. then he starts pumping his legs so hard that they become a blur. he's not even moving, just sucking things into his whirling vortex of legs and dust. then he's after you. hes so loving mad right now. you are more terrified than ever. and hes just getting started.
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Sep 27, 2014 02:56
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- Pinche Rudo
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start giving him a handy
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Sep 27, 2014 02:58
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- Bwee
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he is so tall. his shoulders are so broad. he is a god drat caveman. his chin is bumping against your forehead. he's drunk on caveman beers and vitamins. so many vitamins. hes feeling nothing right now. what did you say or do to offend him? he grabs your arms. you seriously dont know if youre going to live or die at this point. "Yabba...dabba....DooO!"
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Sep 27, 2014 02:59
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- Peanut and the Gang
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by exmarx
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you try to run from fred flinstone. he is puzzled at first and starts to laugh. is somebody honestly trying to outrun fred the gently caress flintstone? he honestly can't believe it. he pours a half a bottle of vitamins down his throat and chases them with more caveman beer. then he starts pumping his legs so hard that they become a blur. he's not even moving, just sucking things into his whirling vortex of legs and dust. then he's after you. hes so loving mad right now. you are more terrified than ever. and hes just getting started.
He can run as fast as a car.
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Sep 27, 2014 03:00
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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fred th;e man flinsteone is disgusted at ur pathetic act of submission
there is no mercy among cavemen!!!!
he jax fatalities ur arms
only wilma can touch there
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Sep 27, 2014 03:01
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- ron color
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get back to the time machine!
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Sep 27, 2014 03:02
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- ron color
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go to the time machine
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Sep 27, 2014 03:03
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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get back to the time machine!
you go bafck in time to three minutes ago. fred flinstone is drunk as gently caress standing over you.he is so tall. his shoulders are so broad. he is a god drat caveman. his chin is bumping against your forehead. he's drunk on caveman beers and vitamins. so many vitamins. hes feeling nothing right now. what did you say or do to offend him? he grabs your arms. you seriously dont know if youre going to live or die at this point. "Yabba...dabba....DooO!"
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Sep 27, 2014 03:05
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- Peanut and the Gang
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by exmarx
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> Defeat Fred.
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Sep 27, 2014 03:06
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- Pinche Rudo
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you go bafck in time to three minutes ago. fred flinstone is drunk as gently caress standing over you.he is so tall. his shoulders are so broad. he is a god drat caveman. his chin is bumping against your forehead. he's drunk on caveman beers and vitamins. so many vitamins. hes feeling nothing right now. what did you say or do to offend him? he grabs your arms. you seriously dont know if youre going to live or die at this point. "Yabba...dabba....DooO!"
I challenge him to a brontosaurus eating contest
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Sep 27, 2014 03:06
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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give him the secret water buffalo handshake
"WHERE YUAOR BLUE HAT," fred flinstone bellows. "yabba dab the gently caress??"
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Sep 27, 2014 03:07
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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I challenge him to a brontosaurus eating contest
"eat...dino?" fred flinstone says, piuzzled. his nuts are vulnerable to a kick!
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Sep 27, 2014 03:08
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- google THIS
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meanwhile Barney, my accomplice, is sneaking into his kitchen to grab his cocoa pebbles. all is going according to plan
I wait until he is about to murder me then give the signal and Barney starts giggling to distract Fred while I escape
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Sep 27, 2014 03:11
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- Pinche Rudo
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"eat...dino?" fred flinstone says, piuzzled. his nuts are vulnerable to a kick!
I motion over to Dino to attack him from behind
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Sep 27, 2014 03:12
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- i am he
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i try to use the rudimentary kung fu i learned in 5th grade but it pales in comparison to his raw cavemen strengh. he blocks my crane kick and snaps my leg bone like a brittle twig without changing the pace of his heavy, guttural, breathing. "hiya!" i say, not realizing that he already countered my move with incredible mach speed and the force of a strong car or heavy rock.
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Sep 27, 2014 03:12
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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i try to use the rudimentary kung fu i learned in 5th grade but it pales in comparison to his raw cavemen strengh. he blocks my crane kick and snaps my leg bone like a brittle twig without changing the pace of his heavy, guttural, breathing. "hiya!" i say, not realizing that he already countered my move with incredible mach speed and the force of a strong car or heavy rock.
Game Over
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Sep 27, 2014 03:18
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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nod solemly and say 'safe'
Fred Flintstone isn't sure what to do so he just throws you into a wall so game kinda over yuo win but ur back hurts for life
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Sep 27, 2014 03:19
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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I motion over to Dino to attack him from behind
dino starts licking fred flintstone and he is angry but helpless to change the situation
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Sep 27, 2014 03:20
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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meanwhile Barney, my accomplice, is sneaking into his kitchen to grab his cocoa pebbles. all is going according to plan
I wait until he is about to murder me then give the signal and Barney starts giggling to distract Fred while I escape
its a double cross. barney wants the pebbles to himself. bam bam kneecaps u at the safehouse. barney is a complete psychopath. its a slow and hosed up quentin tarintino style death.
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Sep 27, 2014 03:21
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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You can not Defeat Fred here. Please try a different command.
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Sep 27, 2014 03:25
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- tao of lmao
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he is so tall. his shoulders are so broad. he is a god drat caveman. his chin is bumping against your forehead. he's drunk on caveman beers and vitamins. so many vitamins. hes feeling nothing right now. what did you say or do to offend him? he grabs your arms. you seriously dont know if youre going to live or die at this point. "Yabba...dabba....DooO!"
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Sep 27, 2014 03:25
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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can i smoke weed to get rid of the pain
Prehistoric ditch weed.
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Sep 27, 2014 03:25
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- Peanut and the Gang
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by exmarx
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Hire Fred to beat up your worst enemy: Fred Flintstone.
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Sep 27, 2014 03:29
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- nvm no cake
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he is so tall. his shoulders are so broad. he is a god drat caveman. his chin is bumping against your forehead. he's drunk on caveman beers and vitamins. so many vitamins. hes feeling nothing right now. what did you say or do to offend him? he grabs your arms. you seriously dont know if youre going to live or die at this point. "Yabba...dabba....DooO!"
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Sep 27, 2014 03:30
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- ron color
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whatever moves he makes, mimic him. dont make eye contact
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Sep 27, 2014 03:31
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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whatever moves he makes, mimic him. dont make eye contact
he just dropkicks u into that bird that says "i hate my job" it was sooooo awesome but game over
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Sep 27, 2014 03:33
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- AdvilSmith
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Broken! Busted! Everybody has something to repair. Before buying new, let Mighty Putty fix it for you.
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offer bowling ball as a sign of peace
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Sep 27, 2014 03:34
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- Pinche Rudo
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Offer Fred some delicious doughnuts (joke's on him cavemen can't eat gluten)
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Sep 27, 2014 03:37
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- cuntman.net
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i eat vitamins to beat him at his own game
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Sep 27, 2014 03:55
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- GEExCEE
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this game is loving rigged. fred is a madman
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Sep 27, 2014 03:59
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- ron color
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become larger than fred flinstone
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Sep 27, 2014 04:01
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Apr 18, 2024 06:50
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- i am he
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fred is op. needs to be fixed.
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Sep 27, 2014 04:02
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