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Patch Notes: Fred's Vitamins changed to Fred's Gummy Vitamins
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Sep 27, 2014 04:04
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- Adbot
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Apr 25, 2024 08:36
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- Gone Fashing
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KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN
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share a bowl of cocoa pebbles with him then hop on dino and ride him away like yoshi while he is distracted
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Sep 27, 2014 04:07
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- cuntman.net
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we gotta play to our strenghts. i begin smoking weed
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Sep 27, 2014 04:08
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- GEExCEE
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when the game was first released, fans submitted countless reports that the final boss, fred flinstone, was incredibly difficult. gamers who had completed the first 9 levels without losing a life reported that they lost all their lives, including the bonuses, before fred even powered up when the steam starts coming out of his ears. When Capcom released a notice that the difficulty was as intended, many fans were distraught. Several poor souls, driven mad by their inability to surmount Fred's full-screen bone attack, were institutionalized. One has since committed suicide. Since then, five people have successfully gotten Fred to do his final transformation, where the fire shoots out of his nostrils, but no one has managed to successfully complete the game.
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Sep 27, 2014 04:08
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KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN
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ill make the wiki
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Sep 27, 2014 04:09
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- google THIS
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let's try the Barney thing again but this time we double cross him back and carefully lure Fred right to him after the heist
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Sep 27, 2014 05:34
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by sebmojo
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share a bowl of cocoa pebbles with him then hop on dino and ride him away like yoshi while he is distracted
you offer a boa of cocoa pebbles to fred the madman flintstone he does not understand sharing. the thought of letting another smaller man eat his food shocks and enrages him. shareng is just takeng half!! fRED KILLE
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Sep 27, 2014 06:18
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- i am he
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you offer a boa of cocoa pebbles to fred the madman flintstone he does not understand sharing. the thought of letting another smaller man eat his food shocks and enrages him. shareng is just takeng half!! fRED KILLE
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Sep 27, 2014 06:20
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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let's try the Barney thing again but this time we double cross him back and carefully lure Fred right to him after the heist
barney putts a cigarete out on his forearm wethout blinking. thenn one on his testicles
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Sep 27, 2014 06:20
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by sebmojo
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this game is loving rigged. fred is a madman
bacalou won (sort of) but unfortunately it seems nobody gets out unscathed. there has to be a way to defeat this apeshit cavejerk..
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Sep 27, 2014 06:29
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by XyloJW
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physically overpowered - i use my skills of an actor to empathize and follow fred flintstone's violent mood swings, i am his friend, i am as much a part of him as his own two hands.. as soon as he shifts his attention away from me i bolt for the nearest shadow to escape.
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Sep 27, 2014 06:44
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- a ritard
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by XyloJW
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bacalou won (sort of) but unfortunately it seems nobody gets out unscathed. there has to be a way to defeat this apeshit cavejerk..
once i am hidden i hamstring him with a vibrating palm... he won't remember seeing me.
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Sep 27, 2014 06:46
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- a ritard
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by XyloJW
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plan B is torpedo headbutt, put him on the ground.
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Sep 27, 2014 06:47
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Kick fred flintstone in the dick
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Sep 27, 2014 10:29
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- Harime Nui
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The New Insincerity
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 its a living
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Sep 27, 2014 10:52
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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he is so tall. his shoulders are so broad. he is a god drat caveman. his chin is bumping against your forehead. he's drunk on caveman beers and vitamins. so many vitamins. hes feeling nothing right now. what did you say or do to offend him? he grabs your arms. you seriously dont know if youre going to live or die at this point. "Yabba...dabba....DooO!"
lmao
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Sep 27, 2014 11:47
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barney putts a cigarete out on his forearm wethout blinking. thenn one on his testicles
Fred's forearm? I'm confused, did I successfully start and epic caveman battle over the pebbles and take myself out of the focus of their attention or not?
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Sep 27, 2014 14:14
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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^ barney is a psycho who puts cigarettes out on himself for fun
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Sep 27, 2014 15:02
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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i hold fred flintstones hand and tell him eve rything is gonna be ok
fred flinstone aggreees adn caveman kills u
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Sep 27, 2014 15:02
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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once i am hidden i hamstring him with a vibrating palm... he won't remember seeing me.
fred flinstone remembers everything he is very resourceful and will stalk u like the predator
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Sep 27, 2014 15:03
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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Kick fred flintstone in the dick
fred flinstone dies anf flashes three times befoar disappearing CONGRATULATIONS!!! Try again on hardmode for the tru eending!!!
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Sep 27, 2014 15:04
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try again in hard mode
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Sep 27, 2014 15:10
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Broken! Busted! Everybody has something to repair. Before buying new, let Mighty Putty fix it for you.
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convince Wilma to do a strip tease for Fred, distracting him for a moment while you slit his throat from behind. burn the body.
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Sep 27, 2014 16:42
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by sebmojo
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-reset-
fred flinstone is drunk as gently caress standing over you wearing full groin armor. he is so tall. his shoulders are so broad. he is a god drat caveman. his chin is bumping against your forehead. he's drunk on caveman beers and vitamins. so many vitamins. hes feeling nothing right now. what did you say or do to offend him? he grabs your arms. you seriously dont know if youre going to live or die at this point. "Yabba...dabba....DooO!"
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Sep 27, 2014 17:15
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by sebmojo
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convince Wilma to do a strip tease for Fred, distracting him for a moment while you slit his throat from behind. burn the body.
yuo convince wilma to do a strip tease for fred. she says okay. she gets all slick wet like jamie lee curtis in true lies. "WILMAAAA I'M HOME K????" fred screams.
"a stranger in the hosue fred pls kill him" wilma say
"o rlly?" fred says adn then u get teh ultimatcaveman beatdown
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Sep 27, 2014 17:18
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- Dexters Secret
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goldmine
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Sep 27, 2014 17:39
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Sep 27, 2014 17:40
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lmao
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Sep 27, 2014 18:08
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you try to run from fred flinstone. he is puzzled at first and starts to laugh. is somebody honestly trying to outrun fred the gently caress flintstone? he honestly can't believe it. he pours a half a bottle of vitamins down his throat and chases them with more caveman beer. then he starts pumping his legs so hard that they become a blur. he's not even moving, just sucking things into his whirling vortex of legs and dust. then he's after you. hes so loving mad right now. you are more terrified than ever. and hes just getting started.
this was the best post imo
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Sep 27, 2014 18:10
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Construct a bow and poison tipped arrows then shoot his rear end. Technology bitch
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Sep 27, 2014 19:12
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I am a congenital optimist.
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constructs a rudimentary cannon out of a hollow tree stump with black powder made from local mineral deposits and shoots Fred with a blast of collected stones and gravel
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Sep 27, 2014 19:35
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Realize that you are separated from Fred's meaty brow only by the pixellated flimsy of an LCD grid, which unfortunately is only the milquetoast greeting of the business end of a 72" home entertainment centerpiece that now has you in a chokehold on the floor after you brained your stoned self with it traipsing to the kitchen for more pineapple crush and blotters, and that your actual situation is no better than the perceived, as you struggle vainly to remember what a smartphone is and how to operate it and what you'd want to do that for, while Barney whispers sweet seduction into your noncomprehending ears.
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- ron color
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tv world, real world, you dont get any fruit pebbles. theyre always gonna be gone
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fred smokes an contemplates life as deeply as he can. fred chill? nO FRED KILLE!!!! it seems 
