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I'M STILL LAFFIN

friedrich flintst�ne

# ? Sep 27, 2014 22:28

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 19:30

Karate Bastard

Unleash your Judo upon him. Toss him sky high.

# ? Sep 27, 2014 22:36

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

Colonel Wood posted:

Construct a bow and poison tipped arrows then shoot his rear end. Technology bitch

fred gets high off the poison and if the fat guy from braveheart can get shot with an arrow and still lift a treetrunk over his head then fred flintstone is fine

# ? Sep 27, 2014 22:41

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

CAT BRUSH posted:

constructs a rudimentary cannon out of a hollow tree stump with black powder made from local mineral deposits and shoots Fred with a blast of collected stones and gravel

the rock bath feels good and freds skin feels rejuvenated

# ? Sep 27, 2014 22:42

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

Karate Bastard posted:

Realize that you are separated from Fred's meaty brow only by the pixellated flimsy of an LCD grid, which unfortunately is only the milquetoast greeting of the business end of a 72" home entertainment centerpiece that now has you in a chokehold on the floor after you brained your stoned self with it traipsing to the kitchen for more pineapple crush and blotters, and that your actual situation is no better than the perceived, as you struggle vainly to remember what a smartphone is and how to operate it and what you'd want to do that for, while Barney whispers sweet seduction into your noncomprehending ears.

fred flintstone can actually get you through your tv like poltergeist or the ring

# ? Sep 27, 2014 22:43

GEExCEE

FRED FRINSTONE WAS ORIGINALLY JUST AN URBAN LEGEND, BUT THE GAME DEVS TURNED HIM INTO A BOSS FIGHT FOR "tHE fLINTSTONES 2"

# ? Sep 27, 2014 22:47

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

according to nightmare on elm street lore freddy krueger is a dream demon who can choose to assume many forms over the course of its existence. fred flintstone is an earlier incantation.

# ? Sep 27, 2014 22:52

cuntman.net

dig a big hole and stand on the other side

# ? Sep 27, 2014 23:03

GEExCEE

not many people know this, but fred flintstone was actually the inspiration for the messed up face thing on the Necronomicon in Army of Darkness

# ? Sep 27, 2014 23:05

Gone Fashing: KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

(in yhe voice of neo, from the matrix movie) whoa ...

# ? Sep 27, 2014 23:07

GEExCEE

neo would be an interesting character to ship into this verse. Im strongly considering it.

# ? Sep 27, 2014 23:10

Karate Bastard

WetNightmare posted:

fred flintstone can actually get you through your tv like poltergeist or the ring

Ah so that's what the chokehold was. Soothe the savage beast with some savage yodelin.

Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 23:47 on Sep 27, 2014

# ? Sep 27, 2014 23:13

Scaly Haylie

summon george jetson

# ? Sep 27, 2014 23:24

Dexters Secret

Lizard Wizard posted:

summon george jetson

george jetson thinks pushing a single button is work. his future space race doesn't even walk and barely has the strength to stand. guns are outlawed in this future utopia. he cannot help you.

# ? Sep 27, 2014 23:46

Peztopiary: by exmarx

I tap Fred on his head. Not even hard. He soft-resets into !Fred Flintstone. I wander off before he imprints on me.

# ? Sep 28, 2014 00:12

Scaly Haylie

i raise a finger and say "yabba dabba do not, please."

# ? Sep 28, 2014 00:44

YourHealthyColon

I summon the gReat Gazoo

# ? Sep 28, 2014 00:46

ron color

hes just gonna get mad

# ? Sep 28, 2014 01:52

Pinche Rudo

I grab a reflective piece of glass and say "Candyman" 5 times to summon Candyman and assist me in my fight

# ? Sep 28, 2014 02:18

Scaly Haylie

did we win?

# ? Sep 29, 2014 00:50

google THIS

do my best imitation of Fred's work whistle and the instrumentals at the beginning of the theme song, see if his conditioning takes over and he attempts to slide down the neck of a diplodocus crane that isn't there

# ? Sep 29, 2014 04:03

Dexters Secret

why isn't this in the goldmine

# ? Sep 29, 2014 14:24

a ritard: by XyloJW

Jett posted:

diplodocus

# ? Sep 29, 2014 14:27

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

Lizard Wizard posted:

did we win?

yup

# ? Sep 29, 2014 15:03

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

yabba dabba doo

# ? Sep 29, 2014 15:07

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

our current iks only use ik powers to sticky an endless array of joke rules threads and probate call out thread ops, unlike visionary ik dogcrash truther, who would have goldmined this thread by now

# ? Sep 29, 2014 15:23

circ dick soleil: by zen death robot

where are your pebbles now bitch :twisted:

# ? Sep 29, 2014 15:29

Dexters Secret

Dexters Secret posted:

why isn't this in the goldmine

# ? Oct 2, 2014 21:23

cuntman.net

Dexters Secret posted:

why isn't this in the goldmine

# ? Oct 2, 2014 21:25

FartGhost

Dexters Secret posted:

why isn't this in the goldmine

# ? Oct 2, 2014 21:25

google THIS

we still haven't beat hard mode

# ? Oct 2, 2014 21:26

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

fred flintstone roars and punches through a tyrannosaurus rex, one of the largest land carnivores of all time. he uppercuts through a stegosaraus. he throws his club and takes down a rare endangered pterodactyl :911:

. then he looks at you. "yabba ki yay, motherfucker."

# ? Oct 3, 2014 02:07

HUSKY DILF: aggressively chill

CAT BRUSH posted:

our current iks only use ik powers to sticky an endless array of joke rules threads and probate call out thread ops, unlike visionary ik dogcrash truther, who would have goldmined this thread by now

where have you gone dct a nation turns its lonely eyes to you

# ? Oct 3, 2014 03:08

Scaly Haylie

WetNightmare posted:

fred flintstone roars and punches through a tyrannosaurus rex, one of the largest land carnivores of all time. he uppercuts through a stegosaraus. he throws his club and takes down a rare endangered pterodactyl . then he looks at you. "yabba ki yay, motherfucker."

still gonna summon george jetson

# ? Oct 3, 2014 06:04

Dexters Secret

Dexters Secret posted:

why isn't this in the goldmine

# ? Oct 5, 2014 19:08

Dick Bastardly: Muttley is SKYNET!!!

I invite Rick Moranis and Stephen Baldwin (who also invites Pauly Shore) to reprise their roles and Barney to try to subdue Fred. Rick brings his shrinker machine and uses it on Fred to shrink him down to a manageable size, Stephen and Pauly Shore attempt to smoke Fred in a homemade McGayvered bong made of an avacado, and ice pick and a snorkel.

# ? Oct 5, 2014 20:37