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ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW
seriously im trying to navigate a 2 million city. and it takes me either through a wall of buildings, several flights of stairs, lovely garden roads with holes up to your ankles filled with broken ceramics or some lovely underbrush
all while yelling 40 commands per minute so clearing a crossing is "turn left make a hard turn right (which means a 350• turn) then turn right move southeast for 400 meters"
and after the 400 meters it wants me to slam into a fence

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Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan
stop trying to pretend you live in japan with Google maps, OP

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

use yandex maps, op

Axel Rhodes Scholar
May 12, 2001

Courage Reactor

is it the iphone version

MORE CURLY FRIES
Apr 8, 2004

google maps tried to make me walk down an a road the other week

Widdiful
Oct 10, 2012

a burger joint called google baps

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

a korean fast food place called bibimbmaps

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

"unfortunately, maps has stopped" with some other app open

such a clown show

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
google maps directs mothers in labor being driven to the hospital instead to an abortion clinic by default

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

a painfully white hip hop act called google raps

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
google maps favorite two foods are veal burgers and foie gras.

Axel Rhodes Scholar
May 12, 2001

Courage Reactor

Pinterest Mom posted:

a painfully white hip hop act called google raps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxbX9qhbhMU

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock


jfc

Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost
*pegs desktop CPU at 100%, freezes up and is generally unresponsive, worse in every way than the old version*

MY NIGGA HAVE YOU TRIED GOOGLE CHROME???

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!
all i want is for it to default to satellite view and not map view

yeah, google, i already know where i'm going; what i wanted is to look at grainy top-down pictures of people's houses so i can pretend like i'm launching drone strikes at them

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW

dazjw posted:

is it the iphone version

yes!!

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
re: maps

i never noticed that peņa blvd to the airport here ends up forming a peņis

Glans Dillzig
Nov 23, 2011

:justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost:

knickerbocker expert

Sniep posted:

re: maps

i never noticed that peņa blvd to the airport here ends up forming a peņis



peņa is spanish for penis

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

Glans Dillzig posted:

peņa is spanish for penis

well, that's overt, aint it?

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW

Glans Dillzig posted:

peņa is spanish for penis

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

Glans Dillzig posted:

peņa is spanish for penis

Widdiful
Oct 10, 2012

peņa also means a group of people in slang i think

Fax Sender
Aug 11, 2013

kiss my ass
get a car op

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
as a white man living in San Francisco, google maps has always worked great for me.

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

Google maps is really bad

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

rotor posted:

as a white man living in San Francisco, google maps has always worked great for me.

same, also apple maps

Glans Dillzig
Nov 23, 2011

:justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost:

knickerbocker expert

and u almost believed me too

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

my pena is like a rock right now

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!

prefect posted:

my pena is like a rock right now

lol

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

qirex posted:

same, also apple maps

yeah that works great too. I guess my advice to the OP is be a white guy living in San Francisco, it's pretty cool.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
everything works great and people just give you stuff for free.

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Sniep posted:

re: maps

i never noticed that peña blvd to the airport here ends up forming a peñis



holy cow that's a bad airport

if you've got to two that far just to get to the runway you might as well just drive

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


google maps is bad op

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
have you heard of mapquest? maybe you shuld check it out.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Sniep posted:

have you heard of mapquest? maybe you shuld check it out.

w w w dot n f l dot com

just check it out

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!
is there a dogpile but for maps so I can search many map sites at once?

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

is there a dogpile but for maps so I can search many map sites at once?

sorta, theres geohack

http://tools.wmflabs.org/geohack/geohack.php?&params=46_51_28_N_120_20_52_W_

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!

I was just joking but, nice! :tipshat:

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
astalavista.box.sk/m4p5

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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
just use http://openstreetmap.org

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