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ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Delaware.

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will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

Poonerman posted:

you missed rhode island rear end in a top hat

well, if you get behind that rock there, you can't see it.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Tedd_Not_Ed posted:

Why are the A's so popular in Delaware?

90% of the population of legal persons in the bay area are Delaware corporatins

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

Shear Modulus posted:

comedy reruns

lovely original programming

and also postseason baseball for some reason

If you don't think Baseball is comedy, you're wrong.

primaltrash
Feb 11, 2008

(Thought-ful Croak)

Poonerman posted:

you missed rhode island rear end in a top hat

TBS will be deep in the cold, cold ground before it recognizes Rhode Island.

Paper With Lines
Aug 21, 2013

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!

:laffo:

I wonder if the reasons for his pants making GBS threads escapades are consistent across shits.

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

:lol: that swing

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

Ammat The Ankh posted:

If you don't think Baseball is comedy, you're wrong.

That strikeout certainly was.

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
that at bat wasn't very good at all

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Omar has become pretty pitiful.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



hahahahaha

broke his ankles

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


:stare: now that was a pitch :stare:

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


nice AB lol

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Seriously, KC, what did you DO to Infante?

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Lord Binky posted:

that at bat wasn't very good at all

call the game, royals lose

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

You hear about ol' Lester? They say he dropped Omar.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Nori Aoki sees this and decides he needs to work harder.

alpha_destroy
Mar 23, 2010

Billy Butler: Fat Guy by Day, Doubles Machine by Night
There is not enough whiskey in the world for how lovely my team is.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
So which team should I pull for? I feel a slight affinity for the A's because they used to play in Philly but otherwise I have no clue who to support.

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Shear Modulus posted:

call the game, royals lose

It's the most disastrous collapse Kansas City's had in 33 years.

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe

alpha_destroy posted:

There is not enough whiskey in the world for how lovely my team is.

Hey, we scored a run.

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.

axeil posted:

So which team should I pull for? I feel a slight affinity for the A's because they used to play in Philly but otherwise I have no clue who to support.

root for comedy. it's working!

Longpig Bard
Dec 29, 2004



Hey can we do a little better than 2 innings per hour?

alpha_destroy
Mar 23, 2010

Billy Butler: Fat Guy by Day, Doubles Machine by Night

axeil posted:

So which team should I pull for? I feel a slight affinity for the A's because they used to play in Philly but otherwise I have no clue who to support.

Honestly, whoever you want. The A's will win, but both are really kinda dogs in the long run.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

axeil posted:

So which team should I pull for? I feel a slight affinity for the A's because they used to play in Philly but otherwise I have no clue who to support.

I'd imagine most people's basic position would be to cheer for the team that hasn't been relevant since Huey Lewis and the News.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
If you lived in New York you'd be getting 1-2 ads with a soundtrack of someone dying of emphysema EVERY SINGLE AD BREAK.

Ok, you win, I'm never going to smoke, enough already.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Akbar posted:

root for comedy. it's working!

A Billy Butler run down is definitely something you don't see every day.

I wanna see a walkoff balk personally.

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

Here lies Geovanny Soto.
Forever a Cub.
Peperony and Chease.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

axeil posted:

A Billy Butler run down is definitely something you don't see every day.

The best part of that is how he just kind of stopped and stood there for a few seconds.

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Soto is donezo.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Grittybeard posted:

The best part of that is how he just kind of stopped and stood there for a few seconds.

This is what happens when you put postsesaon baseball in September, Selig!



Just kidding, the Wild Card Game owns. Unless your team is playing in it in which case it's terrifying.

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.
catch it through the net!

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



sam fuld is my favorite baseball player

what do you guys think of my opinion

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.

Shear Modulus posted:

sam fuld is favorite baseball player

what do you guys think of my opinion

a dive

Longpig Bard
Dec 29, 2004



RISP. Let's see which A's showed up to the game.

Edit: Yep... Those ones

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Moss gonna hit another one.



woops

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
Nice double play!

Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!
You've been shifted!

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
The TOOTBLAN series

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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



poo poo gently caress

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