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DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me
Previous thread - http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3661910

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Not a ton of cool stuff going on this month except Jose Aldo vs. Chad Mendes. Also Cung Le is a piece of poo poo and deserves to die.

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Heavyweight Champion Cain Velasquez


Light Heavyweight Champion Jon "Bones" Jones


Middleweight Champion Chris "The All-American" Weidman


Welterweight Champion Johny "Bigg Rigg" Hendricks


Lightweight Champion Anthony "Showtime" Pettis


Featherweight Champion Jose "Scarface" Aldo


Bantamweight Champion TJ Dillashaw


Flyweight Champion Demetrious "Mighty Mouse" Johnson


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Lord Of Space posted:

my good god if mma could land a proper NYC venue I will eat a hat

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Novum
May 26, 2012

That's how we roll
Gonna be a spooky month of fights

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me
I am legit upset by this so I'm going to repeat it, because it's not fair that Rich Franklin had to have his last MMA fight and lose so terribly to a roided out freak:

DumbWhiteGuy posted:

Cung Le is a piece of poo poo and deserves to die.

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(
Always hated Cung Le. Glad the Franklin fight never materialized.

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(
Also those fake tits have some very large arianne celeste on them

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

Scrolling down, for a second I thought it was all a bad dream :smith:

manyak
Jan 26, 2006
Cung le being on HGH was such a slam dunk im pretty sure i said "Cung Le is on HGH" as soon as I saw the photos of him

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Dangersim posted:

Scrolling down, for a second I thought it was all a bad dream :smith:

I'm actually so used to seeing Anderson there I didn't realize anything was different until I saw the writing.

Keven. Just. Keven
May 25, 2010

MY GOD. THE WILL... THE FIGHTING SPIRIT... JUST WHEN YOU THINK IT'S OVER, TSM COMES BACK STRONGER THAN EVER.
(me, looking at Cung Le the 56 year old movie stuntman with more muscles than a fisherman's market) The real deal is Cung Le, Joe. COOOOOOOOMING UP NEXT: A mixed martial artist hailing from Vermont, the five and one David Borttles looks to add another win to his YOU EFF CEEE resume.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

If Weidman actually wrote that under a picture of Silva it's adorable.

Julio Cesar Fatass
Jul 24, 2007

"...."

Keven. Just. Keven posted:

(me, looking at Cung Le the 56 year old movie stuntman with more muscles than a fisherman's market) The real deal is Cung Le, Joe. COOOOOOOOMING UP NEXT: A mixed martial artist hailing from Vermont, the five and one David Borttles looks to add another win to his YOU EFF CEEE resume.

hahaha

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

EmmyOk posted:

If Weidman actually wrote that under a picture of Silva it's adorable.

This is the same guy who said Jesus was the Bruce Lee of everything. He definitely wrote that.

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!






Freaking adorable

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage

Holy poo poo Velasquez is a tiny heavyweight. I always knew he was smaller, but Ryan Bader makes him look like a middleweight

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

Think Akiyama might get popped next. He looked absolutely ridiculous.

This pic doesn't even do it justice. I wish I looked like that now never mind forty

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

But how will Asian fighters triumph in the UFC without their senzu beans??

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


The layers of irony in Pettis's nickname just now struck me when trying to find him in the pic in the OP.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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I know it's still months away but I was just thinking about how Overeem is gonna win the PSP MMA award for most overhyped/underperformed two years in a row.

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

Seltzer posted:

I know it's still months away but I was just thinking about how Overeem is gonna win the PSP MMA award for most overhyped/underperformed two years in a row.

I looked through the rankings to see who else could be a contender for that award and there really is no one else.

Fighter of the year would have to be Cerrone. Although a case could be made for TJ as he fought three times and won the belt against a very good champion very convincingly. Obviously the true PsP Fighter of the Year is the guy who could, by the end of the month, be five from five.




Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
bisping is going to be happier than at the birth of his son, he finally beat the rear end off a cheater

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
It has to be TJ at this point, went from Urijah Faber's little buddy to dominant looking champion in less then a year.

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

Dangersim posted:

It has to be TJ at this point, went from Urijah Faber's little buddy to dominant looking champion in less then a year.

His other two fights this year were against Mike Easton, who has been released, and Joe Soto. Think it has to be Cerrone who fought Eddie Alvarez, Jim Miller, Edson Barboza and Adriano Martins in which the latter three all got OTN bonuses and the Alvarez fight probably would have been on most other cards.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Ewar Woowar posted:

His other two fights this year were against Mike Easton, who has been released, and Joe Soto. Think it has to be Cerrone who fought Eddie Alvarez, Jim Miller, Edson Barboza and Adriano Martins in which the latter three all got OTN bonuses and the Alvarez fight probably would have been on most other cards.

No one thought TJ had a chance against Barao, this isn't even a Weidman level "people in the know say he's the biggest chance". TJ was a replacement fight and was seen as lesser to Urijah at bantamweight, that he's the champion and convincingly so is mind boggling. Mighty Mouse may have to settle to be perenniel #2 fighter of the year (should've won last year, but Weidmania ran wild)

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


I want Conor McGregor to win fighter of the year just to see the frothing out of the mouth from people who want the hype train derailed.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Charles Gnarwin posted:

I want Conor McGregor to win fighter of the year just to see the frothing out of the mouth from people who want the hype train derailed.

As bad of a decision that'd be I'm onboard with this for the same reason

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Lid posted:

No one thought TJ had a chance against Barao, this isn't even a Weidman level "people in the know say he's the biggest chance". TJ was a replacement fight and was seen as lesser to Urijah at bantamweight, that he's the champion and convincingly so is mind boggling. Mighty Mouse may have to settle to be perenniel #2 fighter of the year (should've won last year, but Weidmania ran wild)

I believed in TJ, but I am a pretty spectacular idiot. Of course, I also thought he'd win with a more wrestley gameplan, so yeah, idiot.

Gregor Samsa
Sep 5, 2007
Nietzsche's Mustache

Matt Hughes turns 41 on October 13th. Everyone be sure to do something appropriate for his birthday.

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

Gregor Samsa posted:

Matt Hughes turns 41 on October 13th. Everyone be sure to do something appropriate for his birthday.

My father's dead though :(

John Romero
Jul 6, 2003

John Romero got made a bitch
where is augh dangit from

Gregor Samsa
Sep 5, 2007
Nietzsche's Mustache

Nystral posted:

My father's dead though :(

Sexually assault a teen!

Novum
May 26, 2012

That's how we roll

John Romero posted:

where is augh dangit from

If you click around I'm sure you'll find it.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

John Romero posted:

where is augh dangit from

Ohio

Gourd of Taste
Sep 11, 2006

by Ralp
an ikea, iirc

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


nikita krylov is moving to train in lithuania because ukraine is too messed up and won't return until some point next year.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

Charles Gnarwin posted:

I want Conor McGregor to win fighter of the year just to see the frothing out of the mouth from people who want the hype train derailed.

Yea, people will really froth over an online poll.

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011

Cung Le might've been the most obvious case of a fighter on PED's that I've ever seen.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Seltzer posted:

Yea, people will really froth over an online poll.

Have you not seen the reactions of the PWI 500?

Chickpea Roar
Jan 11, 2006

Merdre!

Ty1990 posted:

Cung Le might've been the most obvious case of a fighter on PED's that I've ever seen.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Chael Sonnen on Jose Aldo and self promotion -

Chael Sonnen posted:


I think there's some opportunity out there for a number of guys. Conor McGregor is, without question, the most entertaining guy in or out of the cage right now. There are some other guys that are fun and get what we're doing and understand that you've got a personality, and when they put you on camera, they're trying to see that personality.

Then you've got these other guys, in their suits and ties, and they go out and just sit there, like they're going to win over the fans with that suit and tie. I just don't understand it. If you want to be exciting, then be exciting. Don't make the UFC buy you a plane ticket to whatever press conference is in question if you're not going to help yourself along.

There's guys out there that are really great. I look at Jose Aldo, and he's just so good. I personally have him ranked as the Number 2 fighter in the world, behind Jon Jones. Aldo may be the Number 1 fighter. That Featherweight class is so much harder than Jones' weight class. The point is, he's the lowest paid champ in UFC history. He's the lowest drawing champion in UFC history, and that's 100% his fault. He's complaining about money constantly, but he's been on the PPV cards like the rest of the champions have. He just does nothing to maneuver his career.

If I was Jose Aldo, and I know that I can't draw flies, the second Cain (Velasquez) gets announced to fight in Mexico against Fabricio Werdum, I would have picked a fight. I would have picked a fight, I would have picked that date, and I would have gone to the media and called out whatever opponent it was, and I would have said, ‘Meet me in Mexico.' I would have taken advantage of the revenue that Cain is going to bring in.

That concept that I just laid out to you would be such a foreign idea to him and his management team, despite that it's so obvious. What I said is 101. You get on the biggest cards if you're fighting PPV like the champions are. I don't think any of this is crossing his mind.

If I can't create a big card, then I'm gonna get stuck on a big card. If I'm fighting Rashad Evans, and he and I can't draw on our own, then I'm going to challenge him to a co-main with St. Pierre on top, headlining. Then, I'm going to benefit from the biggest PPV of the year.

When they ask you who you want to fight, have an answer. If you don't have an answer, do not say, ‘I will fight whoever the UFC wants me to fight.' Not only do they not name anybody's name, they then go to the absolute worst default, which is the ‘I'll fight anybody' line.

They didn't just miss the ball, they struck out. I've also seen them call out multiple guys. ‘Well, I wanna fight this guy or this guy.' Now you've just divided your own fan base. Half of them are gonna go left, half are gonna go right. Focus everything on one guy.

When people would ask me, I would go one of two ways; I would either go after the champion, or I would say I wanted to fight the worst guy with the most appalling record in the biggest venue for the largest paycheck. Why? Because it's also a truthful answer. You don't need to fight Number 2, 3, 4, 5, 6-10. Either fight Number 1 or fight Number 20. You want to get the championship, or you want a fight that will make you look great in there. If there's not an architecture, you've got to create one.

An example is when Rashad and I were going to fight. Rashad and I aren't going to do huge numbers as a main event, but we're both in on the PPV and we both need to be on big cards. When I find out that the 20 year anniversary is coming up and Georges St. Pierre is gonna fight Johny Hendricks, I had my own poster made. I went to a graphic designer, I paid the money and had my own poster made. I then sent Rashad a tweet, and it simply said, ‘Rashad, what are you doing November 16th?' He writes me back and says, ‘Nothing, what's up?' I said, ‘I'll give you one hint' and I tweeted out the picture of the poster. It's got me and Rashad on it with the date and the venue. It was great.

The very next day, Joe Silva yells at me in a hotel in Indianapolis, ‘What are you trying to do, announce your own fights? We announce fights, not you.' The day after that, I had a contract to fight Rashad Evans on November 16th, which just happened to be the highest grossing PPV of the year.

You have got to go outside the box a little bit. You've got to risk being yelled at by Joe Silva, but at the end of the day, you can get your way. The minute I sent that tweet out with the poster, every media outlet picked it up. Now the UFC is faced with two choices. They can either do a fight that I had already announced, or they can try to unwind $5 million worth of free media that tweet got after every media outlet picked it up. It's a lot easier to just send me a contract and send me my PPV bonus [laughs].

Jose Aldo is beating everybody up. I don't say this as a knock on him. I like the guy and I pick him to talk about because I think that he deserves more, but he's got to go out and earn it. He's got to bring in the interest. I can't tell you how often I have to tell people who Jose Aldo is and that he's the current champion. People think that McGregor is the champion because he's fast become the guy in that division that stands out.

It's all about having a hand in your own career, and a lot of these guys just don't do it. Some of these guys just don't get it or understand it, and later down the road, they'll regret it. The few that do, have a lot of fun with it. For me, Conor McGregor is that guy. He's your next real superstar.

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mewse
May 2, 2006

Ty1990 posted:

Cung Le might've been the most obvious case of a fighter on PED's that I've ever seen.

Akiyama vs Sadollah was pretty close for me

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