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Patrol: Investigations:  McFacknutah: 
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Oct 1, 2014 12:54
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fuuuuuuuck aaaaaLLLLLL
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Oct 1, 2014 13:02
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PIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiigsssss
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Oct 1, 2014 13:02
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Oct 1, 2014 13:03
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A thread with potential right here
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Oct 1, 2014 13:21
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beanieson posted:A thread with potential right here I might be in the minority here but I think if you stop resisting the urge to post, you could beat the last thread.
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Oct 1, 2014 13:44
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Neo Duckberg posted:I a minority Listen son, no place for your sort here. Go and post with the other slags in TCC.
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Oct 1, 2014 13:53
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Neo Duckberg posted:I might be in the minority here but I think if you stop resisting the urge to post, you could beat the last thread. a minority in the cop thread?! stop resisting 
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Oct 1, 2014 13:53
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Did somebody say minority? Which thug is resisting arrest?! Also, just got my first retirement check, including the retroactive for a year. They shorted me ten grand and the rest is going directly to reimbursing long term disability. So much for champagne wishes and caviar dreams. Gotta find a real job now. Anybody wanna pay me a ton of money to write them pretty stories?
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Oct 1, 2014 14:19
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Any coppers with specific skill sets just go and work in the private sector after they retire/ get sacked/ quit under investigation. My father went and did integrity testing at a bank and got paid more in 3 months than he did in a year as Plod. Go work for Xe or Strategic solutions training some tribal policemen in some bizarre mudperson backwater like Angola or Spain.
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Oct 1, 2014 14:44
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Triple Canopy and Halliday Finch are hiring for PSD. Academi offer some courses to get you certified as well.
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Oct 1, 2014 15:13
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Some fucker has been messing with my timesheets. I'm out of about $500 this month because the shitbag took it out of the roster folder and threw it in the bin.
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Oct 1, 2014 23:11
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:Any coppers with specific skill sets just go and work in the private sector after they retire/ get sacked/ quit under investigation. My father went and did integrity testing at a bank and got paid more in 3 months than he did in a year as Plod. Go work for Xe or Strategic solutions training some tribal policemen in some bizarre mudperson backwater like Angola or Spain. Eh, probably not a good idea ever since that time they lost a contract because they decided to shoot up a square filled with
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Oct 1, 2014 23:24
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Hezzy posted:Some fucker has been messing with my timesheets. I'm out of about $500 this month because the shitbag took it out of the roster folder and threw it in the bin. What the gently caress?! Don't you use CARMS and a duty state? Throw that cheeky bastard under a train.
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Oct 1, 2014 23:30
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:What the gently caress?! Don't you use CARMS and a duty state? Throw that cheeky bastard under a train. We have command and control software that we book on / off and show duty state, a separate piece of web software for rosters and we write what we actually work on paper timesheets which have to be signed by a Sergeant before being sent off to the Finance department. Basically because this wanker has taken my timesheet out of the folder they're stored in, it means the overtime wasn't authorised (even though it was by rostering, and amended on their system. And I actually booked on duty and was shown to be doing things on the command and control software) so now I have to wait until November to get what I'm owed.
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Oct 1, 2014 23:35
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:Throw that cheeky bastard under a train. Alternatively rat him out for something worse if you can.
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Oct 1, 2014 23:38
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First 40 hours are for the Queen, mate.
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Oct 2, 2014 02:45
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT6lzE9Nae4
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Oct 2, 2014 03:56
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That guy looked like a fat fucker at first but god drat he has a motor.
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Oct 2, 2014 04:55
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Grem posted:First 40 hours are for the Queen, mate. Every hour is for the Queen, you berk
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Oct 2, 2014 11:42
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Just woke up from this crazy dream, I was filling in working a patrol beat cause they were short or whatever. I make a traffic stop for dui and realize as I get out of the unit that I'm naked, wearing only my gun belt. Then go through all the sfst and make the arrest but when I put the drunk in the back of the car she can't fit because it's filled with all the packed up moving boxes I've got going to my new house. What's it all mean 
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Oct 2, 2014 12:06
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beanieson posted:Just woke up from this crazy dream, I was filling in working a patrol beat cause they were short or whatever. I make a traffic stop for dui and realize as I get out of the unit that I'm naked, wearing only my gun belt. Then go through all the sfst and make the arrest but when I put the drunk in the back of the car she can't fit because it's filled with all the packed up moving boxes I've got going to my new house. I did GCSE (highschool) Psychology, and Freudian Dream analysis was part of that. I can say without any shadow of doubt that your unconscious is telling you that you want a male colleague to mercilessly batter your arsehole while you are wearing your gunbelt and that you want to move in with him and not into Beanieson Acres, because it's haunted with the ghost of Trayvon Martin.
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Oct 2, 2014 12:24
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Well that's a relief
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Oct 2, 2014 12:31
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beanieson posted:Well that's a relief Post the naked beanie gunbelt pic.
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Oct 2, 2014 14:08
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Cmdr. Shepard posted:Post the naked beanie gunbelt pic. 
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Oct 2, 2014 14:12
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Cmdr. Shepard posted:Post the naked beanie gunbelt pic. Dont have it anymore but its in the archives I guess, for a while it was the first gis result for "beanieson"
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Oct 2, 2014 15:10
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What's up with News in the North Bernard? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzOvc4XuFNc
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Oct 2, 2014 19:46
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Ahaha, I;m sure that will go a long way to restoring the goodwill and faith that the Scots have in the BBC after their *totally impartial and in no way bias* reporting on the independence vote. BBC news really is garbage. They don't even have any halfway fit news readers, so I could sit through the 'cultural' (boring) portion of the news and imagine what it would be like to finger her while she read out the breaking news that someone in Liverpool managed to get a job.
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Oct 2, 2014 19:58
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:What's up with News in the North Bernard? A fact for you. The field Hess landed in is about 5 miles from one of our force training centres. Fact.
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Oct 2, 2014 20:02
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Wasn't he also the last prisoner in the Tower of London and at Spandau? I could check that on wikipedia but I want to pretend I'm sharp.
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Oct 2, 2014 20:05
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:Wasn't he also the last prisoner in the Tower of London and at Spandau? I could check that on wikipedia but I want to pretend I'm sharp. You mean you still don't lock people up there at weekends when custody is full? Poor show.
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Oct 2, 2014 20:50
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Wrote a big rear end check today & closed on the house. First order of business, picked up Popeyes & poo poo up the bathroom 
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Oct 2, 2014 21:24
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:BBC news really is garbage. They don't even have any halfway fit news readers, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_fMN9kFm14 Pretty poo poo compared to aussieland Got summoned to court with about 15 hours notice yesterday, went to court today (losing out on 2 hours overtime) and after 4 hours they decide they're going to hire a professional lip reader to analyse what was said on the CCTV even though there's evidence galore
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Oct 2, 2014 21:45
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http://www.cbsnews.com/news/florida-town-infamous-for-speed-traps-disbanding-police-force/ thats like 1700 tickets per officer per year.
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Oct 3, 2014 02:44
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I'm pretty sure I've written only 40 tickets this year.
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Oct 3, 2014 02:57
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Pretty sure I've only given out 3 tickets this year. All of them for cycling on a pavement or through a red light.
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Oct 3, 2014 09:25
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:Pretty sure I've only given out 3 tickets this year. All of them for cycling on a pavement or through a red light. Only three? Shocking. We have wonderful tickets for anti social behaviour crimes including drinking in the street, urinating in the street or for breach of the peace. Truly fantastic things. The art of filling one out as quick as possible is something I count myself as a true practitioner of.
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Oct 3, 2014 09:31
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JayKay posted:I'm pretty sure I've written only 40 tickets this year. 50 since July.  .thats pretty low
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Oct 3, 2014 09:36
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chartley posted:Only three? Shocking. O, if you are talking about PND (penalty notice disorder) I hand those out like candy. Much easier to process, fireworks night last year I probably gave 15 out, there is basically nothing you can do involving fireworks or being drunk in public and not get a nice tasty £100 fine. FPN's are a pain in the balls to file now.
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Oct 3, 2014 09:44
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What kind of rear end in a top hat cites for fireworks? You just roll in and start confiscating. Then later try to explain to the sergeant why none of the fireworks made it into evidence.
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Oct 3, 2014 11:02
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