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beanieson posted:MOTHER FUCKER I just shattered my iphone 6 vaulting over a chainlink fence running after a dude Make appointment online with the apple store for the genius bar. Walk in. Explain situation. Get handed a new phone and go on your way. Worst case scenario you pay $130. If you don't have an apple store nearby, call them and they'll do the same but ship it to you instead. It's $30 if you want them to cross-ship a phone otherwise they send you a box, you send it in, and they send one back.
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beanieson posted:MOTHER FUCKER I just shattered my iphone 6 vaulting over a chainlink fence running after a dude That's what you get for buying communist poo poo from communists's, pinko.
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GunForumMeme posted:There'd only be be you, me, and a Cajun left over. hey what the gently caress
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DrakeriderCa posted:hey what the gently caress Not our fault Poles are the white people of white people. GunForumMeme posted:This is why you leave it in the car and get some tax write off pos flip phone to keep on your belt. Better yet, a Windows Phone because anyone who carries one of those deserves whatever happens.
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Justin Godscock posted:Not our fault Poles are the white people of white people. The Lumia 520 is both a good phone and disposably cheap.
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Branis posted:Louisiana doesn't have unions, they don't even use the law god intended, they have some horrible french emperor poo poo. Napoleonic code   I have an appointment for Thursday morning with the Apple Store and the dude will be charged with criminal damage. Last time I tried to get compensation for a similar incident when a guy ruined my uniform shirt I never got paid cause he was like "your honor I don't have any money  "
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Oct 28, 2014 13:47
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Please tell me you speak creole on duty.
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Oct 28, 2014 13:48
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:Please tell me you speak creole on duty. I'm as Cajun as it gets, I was raised on a literal cattle ranch on bayou lafourche.
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Oct 28, 2014 14:02
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ahem the proper term is coonass.
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Mr. Nice! posted:ahem the proper term is coonass. Last time I referenced coonass on these forums people got all sorts of but hurt thinking it was derivative of the racial slur "coon"
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Please tell me how close to Sheriff JW Pepper you are. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmawMNkD-ZI He is one of my all time favorite Americans and I was absolutely crushed when, as a child, I visited Florida and all the police I saw neither chewed tobacco nor had swagger. They were just fat bastards who ate in IHOP.
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DrakeriderCa posted:hey what the gently caress Cajunada. Y'all's swamps just have maples and freeze over so the boys can
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Zamboni Apocalypse posted:Cajunada. Y'all's swamps just have maples and freeze over so the boys can It's true that we invented Cajuns but that was out east I'm from the west, where we would be indistinguishable from Americans if it wasn't for our politeness and hockey
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Oct 28, 2014 17:31
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DrakeriderCa posted:It's true that we invented Cajuns but that was out east Invented And immediately banished Cajuns wtf dude  It's true mcfacknutah, I do have swagger but I don't use tobacco anymore
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Oct 28, 2014 18:09
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beanieson posted:I don't use tobacco anymore Quitters never win. *Inserts fat wad of Cope.*
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DrakeriderCa posted:It's true that we invented Cajuns but that was out east Aren't you from like alberta? I always felt like Saskatchewan and Alberta is Canada's version of the south. Just full of dirty, dumb people. Confirm/Deny?
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beanieson posted:Last time I referenced coonass on these forums people got all sorts of but hurt thinking it was derivative of the racial slur "coon" Yeah those people are idiots who've never been to the swamps.
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Branis posted:Aren't you from like alberta? I always felt like Saskatchewan and Alberta is Canada's version of the south. Just full of dirty, dumb people. Confirm/Deny? Nah, Saskatchewan is almost exactly analogous to North Dakota, and Alberta is like a Texas/Washington hybrid IMO
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DrakeriderCa posted:Nah, Saskatchewan is almost exactly analogous to North Dakota, and Alberta is like Never got north of Calgary, though - west from there to Banff for one convention and hey, rush hour traffic is totally hosed on Opening Day of the hockey season when they're raising the Stanley Cup banner...
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Zamboni Apocalypse posted:Never got north of Calgary, though - west from there to Banff for one convention and hey, rush hour traffic is totally hosed on Opening Day of the hockey season when they're raising the Stanley Cup banner... Yeah, I guess southern Alberta has a lot in common with northern Montana. Which is probably why I love them both soooooo much
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Which one of you foot fuckers is this? http://gawker.com/cop-give-me-your-undies-and-ill-let-you-go-without-lic-1651482022 e: Nov '14 Fascist Bully Boy Lounge: Foot gently caress or Ticket? Reign Of Pain fucked around with this message at 02:11 on Oct 29, 2014 |
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I can speak with authority and say that north dakotans are dumb dirty people, even more so after they desecrated the planet with their tar sands and then let every drunk rear end in a top hat redneck hillbilly meth head in the entire country come rape their women and drive up their real estate prices.
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Branis posted:I can speak with authority and say that north dakotans are dumb dirty people, even more so after they desecrated the planet with their tar sands and then let every drunk rear end in a top hat redneck hillbilly meth head in the entire country come rape their women and drive up their real estate prices. I went there in 94 and it seemed legit sorry to hear it ended badly
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Everything but the oil fields are decent. Boom towns always turn to poo poo.
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beanieson posted:Last time I referenced coonass on these forums people got all sorts of but hurt thinking it was derivative of the racial slur "coon" *sniggers* 
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So some zone partners were discussing no shave November which I think is dumb. They asked me to grow one, and I said "I'm not a Mustache Pete." The former Organized Crime detective who become a Sergeant won't stop eyeballing me. I think he is on to me 
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'Movember' is explicitly banned on my Borough, just like beards, unless you are able to grow them on annual leave to the point where they are groom-able when you return to duty. It's horrible when you see some streak of piss early twenties officer trying to grow a mustache and it just looks like someone has smeared poo poo on his upper lip. Also bench pressing should be compulsory training for all male officers, I'm sick of foot patrolling with runts that look like Justin Bieber with an eating disorder. I want to look like the village people cop for fucks sake.
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Oct 30, 2014 11:56
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We have no grooming standards as long as your beard or Stache doesn't look like poo poo. Feels good rockin a beard year round
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:I want to look like the village people cop for fucks sake. Black?
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Reign Of Pain posted:Black? Of course, I'm already black from the waist down.
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:Of course, I'm already black from the waist down. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji-cT58rgNc
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:Of course, I'm already black from the waist down. Poor and underprivileged?
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Grem posted:Poor and underprivileged? No, committing felonies
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:Also bench pressing should be compulsory training for all male officers, I'm sick of foot patrolling with runts that look like Justin Bieber with an eating disorder. I want to look like the village people cop for fucks sake.
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Branis posted:We have no grooming standards as long as your beard or Stache doesn't look like poo poo. Feels good rockin a beard year round gently caress yes Beards year round. Also I'm growing my hair out to celebrate my plainclothesness. I'm aiming for "1980's coke dealer ponytail" with mandatory Thinning Hair in Front package.
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For as much as I love having a beard, being clean cut in uniform was a tad more professional looking. [/BusyBodyFuckHead]
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Just dropped $120 on a new screen for my phone & almost $400 on some clothes that aren't my usual t-poo poo/jeans. There's a detective job about to open up and I'm all over it.
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I'm growing facial hair and it looks terrible. HTH
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Oct 30, 2014 19:22
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^^^ - This is the facial expression I imagine is permanently displayed by all non-chav British men
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