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Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009

Hezzy posted:

I'm growing facial hair and it looks terrible. HTH



Hezzy, are you Ricky Gervais' younger slimmer brother?

Also we wouldn't be English if we were happy. Until this poo poo planet is torn apart by a singularity there is too much to grumble and complain about.

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Hezzy
Dec 4, 2004

Pillbug

Bernard McFacknutah posted:

Hezzy, are you Ricky Gervais' younger slimmer brother?

i wish people would stop saying this ffs

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Hezzy posted:

i wish people would stop saying this ffs

Well, at least you don't look like fat Ricky.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Hezzy posted:

i wish people would stop saying this ffs

You need a tall gangly partner to fill the Stephen Merchant role.

Hezzy
Dec 4, 2004

Pillbug
I already work with a cheeky yorkshire man who gets up to mischief, does that count?

Zamboni Apocalypse
Dec 29, 2009

Hezzy posted:

I'm growing facial hair and it looks terrible. HTH



Give it time. And lots of substance abuse.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Hezzy posted:

I'm growing facial hair and it looks terrible. HTH



GIS thinks you are a gay porn star. :laugh:

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Mad Dragon posted:

GiP thinks you are a gay porn star. :laugh:

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009

Mad Dragon posted:

GIS thinks you are a gay porn star. :laugh:

Why are you GIS'ing him you creepy wanker

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Bernard McFacknutah posted:

Why are you GIS'ing him you creepy wanker

To make sure he's not an IDR.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Hezzy posted:

I'm growing facial hair and it looks terrible. HTH



you call those sad pubes on yor face a beard m8?

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

you call those sad pubes on yor face a beard m8?



nice :smugdog:

Hezzy
Dec 4, 2004

Pillbug

Mad Dragon posted:

GIS thinks you are a gay porn star. :laugh:

I'll take what I can get

Whale Cancer
Jun 25, 2004

I'm cleared for duty and back on the streets tonight :getin:

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Whale Cancer posted:

I'm cleared for duty and back on the streets tonight :getin:

so you completed the sexual harrasment seminar?

Whale Cancer
Jun 25, 2004

Haha there's nothing worth harassing at my department.

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
HerAssMeant nothing.

But it kept on going for dayzzz.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

beanieson posted:

Just dropped $120 on a new screen for my phone & almost $400 on some clothes that aren't my usual t-poo poo/jeans. There's a detective job about to open up and I'm all over it.

New house? New phone? Louisiana?

Show me your receipts NOW!

Slowly...very loving slowly you dirty coonass

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Reign Of Pain posted:

New house? New phone? Louisiana?

Show me your receipts NOW!

Slowly...very loving slowly you dirty coonass

Wait, am I supposed to claim bribes as income now?

Branis
Apr 14, 2006

by VG
what about protection money from local businesses? Is that tax free or do we have to claim it?

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
You have to claim ALL forms of income :colbert:

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Cocaine taken from the evidence room isn't income if it's for personal use though right?

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

Reign Of Pain posted:

You have to claim ALL forms of income :colbert:

How do I put a dollar value on all the freedom and liberties I've taken from people?

Whale Cancer
Jun 25, 2004

Reign Of Pain posted:

You have to claim ALL forms of income :colbert:

Your form 1040 is no match for my Glock 17.

Didn't your mom ever tell you don't bring a knife to a gun fight? Probably not because your mom didn't love you enough as a child and that's why you work for the IRS.

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009
Pretty difficult to tell a child something when your mouth is full during work hours....

Branis
Apr 14, 2006

by VG

Cmdr. Shepard posted:

How do I put a dollar value on all the freedom and liberties I've taken from people?

This is why you have to document your stops extremely well, because you have to take into consideration the 3/5ths compromise when oppressing minorities.

chartley
Jul 1, 2004

Nessy says get tae
I was called a goon today by someone I was arresting. She also tried to use big words and claimed the illuminati were behind it.

She went bonkers on a bus.

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
I would have asked if she had stairs in her house.

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JayKay
Sep 11, 2001

And you thought they were cute and cuddly.

November posting in October thread because I can't figure out how to close thread on the iOS Awful app

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