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If you are still in, start loving pushing.
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Oct 1, 2014 15:20
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Any bets for the first soldier to get Ebola? I'm calling a PV2 3 weeks after main body gets to Liberia.
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Oct 1, 2014 16:27
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I wish I got ebola, then maybe they'd let me out of my contract early
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Oct 1, 2014 17:19
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Gooble Gobble posted:I wish I got ebola, then maybe they'd let me out of my contract early get HIV or stand by a burn pit for a few hours
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Oct 1, 2014 17:28
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http://www.warhistoryonline.com/war-articles/hbo-developing-third-wwii-miniseries-tom-hanks-steven-spielberg.html New Hanks/Speilberg miniseries about the bombers of WW2.
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Oct 1, 2014 19:07
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:get HIV or stand by a burn pit for a few hours I cant wait to see what kind of mutations I get from living right next to a burn pit.
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Oct 1, 2014 19:37
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zombie303 posted:I cant wait to see what kind of mutations I get from living right next to a burn pit. Roll it into your disability rating the next time you cough.
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Oct 1, 2014 19:40
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So I may be going on TDY starting Sunday but I still don't know for sure. I shouldn't be surprised that the army is this messed up and slow, but it still shocks me sometimes. At this point I'm expecting a phone call Saturday night saying I need to be on a plane in 6 hours.
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Oct 1, 2014 19:44
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Aranan posted:So I may be going on TDY starting Sunday but I still don't know for sure. I shouldn't be surprised that the army is this messed up and slow, but it still shocks me sometimes. At this point I'm expecting a phone call Saturday night saying I need to be on a plane in 6 hours. Probably going to just be someone bitching you out Monday or Tuesday because your not out where ever.
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Oct 1, 2014 19:54
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FAT SLAMPIG posted:http://www.warhistoryonline.com/war-articles/hbo-developing-third-wwii-miniseries-tom-hanks-steven-spielberg.html If this doesn't star someone doing a Jimmy Stewart impression the entire time then I'm not interested.
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Oct 2, 2014 02:13
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Has anyone participated in Vigilant Shield? Super gay or chill?
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Oct 2, 2014 04:43
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FooGoo posted:Has anyone participated in Vigilant Shield? Super gay or chill? it's the army of course its gay
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Oct 2, 2014 04:50
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I'm sure it's an effective operation with multiple battlefield-shaping effects crucial to bringing our forces in line with the demands of the contemporary operating environment, allowing soldiers and leaders alike to recognize opportunities to implement army values at all levels and will yield multiple COAs and challenge coins.
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Oct 3, 2014 00:10
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Zeris posted:I'm sure it's an effective operation with multiple battlefield-shaping effects crucial to bringing our forces in line with the demands of the contemporary operating environment, allowing soldiers and leaders alike to recognize opportunities to implement army values at all levels and will yield multiple COAs and challenge coins. I'm going to murder you in your sleep.
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Oct 3, 2014 00:31
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:I'm going to molest you in your sleep.
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Oct 3, 2014 00:34
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both please, I don't care in what order
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Oct 3, 2014 00:53
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Kill first. How else would he get a murder boner.
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Oct 3, 2014 13:43
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internet jerk posted:Kill first. How else would he get a murder boner.
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Oct 3, 2014 13:50
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In the Army, we have to always look professional when in uniform. That's why you can stick your hands down your pants to keep them warm, but never in your pockets.
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Oct 3, 2014 20:46
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Aranan posted:In the Army, we have to always look professional when in uniform. That's why you can stick your hands down your pants to keep them warm, but never in your pockets. Spitting tobacco juice into dip bottles that you leave everywhere and smoking at every opportunity is perfectly fine, but putting things in your pants' cargo pockets in unprofessional. I loving hate the Army.
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Oct 3, 2014 23:08
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psydude posted:Being a human being is unprofessional. FTFY
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Oct 4, 2014 08:51
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Army professionalism rundown: Being early to an event/meeting is directly correlated to your professionalism. The earlier you are, the more professional you are. Never mind that its a huge waste of time. The higher your haircut, the more professional you are. If your sidewalls aren't slick, sideburns ABOVE the ears, and that stubble ontop of your head cut within the last 15 hours, god help you. A true Army professional shoves profanity and colloquialisms between every single Army catch-phrase they can. For example: "Lets hit those god drat gently caress'n shithead booger eaters with a kinetic strike before they RTB into the god drat gently caress'n mountains." Dip spit into a container, because the spitting on the ground is gross. Bonus points if that container doesn't have a lid. Even more points if you leave the at open container on a desk next to other containers. True professionalism.
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Oct 4, 2014 17:44
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Man, I must be getting old because I thought it was just run time.
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Oct 5, 2014 16:24
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Everyone be sure and get your tickets in advance.
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Oct 5, 2014 20:34
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I'm gonna need to be strapped in to my seat to avoid being blown away by Kristen Stewart's portrayal of a dumb private.
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Oct 5, 2014 20:52
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i hope there's a lot of browns getting tortured in the movie.
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Oct 5, 2014 20:58
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gently caress that stupid oval office.
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Oct 5, 2014 20:59
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This will be our generations next top gun, but with a sick dubstep soundtrack with the drop synced to laying the beatdown on browns. Who wouldn't want to be a MP after this.
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Oct 5, 2014 21:30
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zombie303 posted:gently caress that stupid oval office. i would
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Oct 6, 2014 00:20
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A young woman joins the military to be part of something bigger than herself and her small-town roots. Instead, she ends up as a new guard at Guantanamo Bay, where her mission is far from black and white. Surrounded by hostile jihadists and aggressive squadmates, she strikes up an unusual friendship with one of the detainees. As two people on opposite sides of a war, they struggle to find their way through the ethical quagmire of Guantanamo Bay. In the process, they form an unlikely bond that changes them both. Riveting.
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Oct 6, 2014 00:31
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The brown is not your friend. If your boot is not squarely placed on the neck of the brown, you're doing it wrong.
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Oct 6, 2014 00:42
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We call them browns now? Is haj no longer the preferred nomenclature?
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Oct 6, 2014 00:46
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lemme guess she fucks the sand monkey. that one guy from CD needs to write some long diatribe bullshit about the symbolism of muds loving dumb white bitches.
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Oct 6, 2014 00:47
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the inmate is not just a muslim hes a muslim vampire
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Oct 6, 2014 00:56
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FAT SLAMPIG posted:the inmate is not just a muslim so is the conflict that two inmates fall in love with her but one is shia and one is sunni?
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Oct 6, 2014 00:59
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FAT SLAMPIG posted:muslim vampire found the name for my 80s butt rock band im gonna put together
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Oct 6, 2014 01:24
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a muslim vampire makes sense they can't eat during the day during Ramadan anyways, only at night
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Oct 6, 2014 02:09
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Why do so many people not know about this Division safety day? I get that people here are retarded and die all the time, but it would be great for the last few hours of this shift if people stopped coming in and out.
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Same reason a SSG put a hole through his palm while cleaning his personal sidearm. They are idiots.
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