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Im assuming they get married in the first 15 minutes and the rest of the movie is her fighting to have a proper muslim wedding ceremony in his cell, even though he is on dialysis, and she volunteers to be waterboarded in his place during their honeymoon, then she gets denied automatic promotion to E4 because she wears a headscarf to the board.
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Doesn't sound realistic at all. Who has a board for E4.
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internet jerk posted:Doesn't sound realistic at all. Who has a board for E4. Some units have mock boards for E4 run at the company level. It's as retarded as it sounds.
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internet jerk posted:Doesn't sound realistic at all. Who has a board for E4. Beats me man, I made O3 with 3 years TIS just by showing up. Officer privilege. Not sure how the dirt people do it on their side.
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by seeing who can knock the loudest three times on a door. also yelling while standing at attention
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Oct 6, 2014 23:46
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Don't knock like a bitch. True E-4's also have never been on a detail.
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Oct 6, 2014 23:57
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So did you guys short your units on training because you were broke only to burn a shitload of cash on poo poo you don't need right before the FY change?
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Cole posted:So did you guys short your units on training because you were broke only to burn a shitload of cash on poo poo you don't need right before the FY change? Are the Sergeant Major of the Army's sideburns above his ears?
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iceslice posted:Are the Sergeant Major of the Army's sideburns above his ears?
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JDAMS CURE PASHTUN posted:TRICK QUESTION, HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY Then how can he hear a PFC sticking his hands in his pockets from over three miles away, dummy?
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JDAMS CURE PASHTUN posted:TRICK QUESTION, HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY SIDEBURNS Fucitol posted:Then how can he hear a PFC sticking his hands in his pockets from over three miles away, dummy? 
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Oct 7, 2014 01:51
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JDAMS CURE PASHTUN posted:TRICK QUESTION, HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY if a guy doesn't have ears how do you judge where his sideburns should end
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Oct 7, 2014 02:10
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Fort Bliss is ugly and El Paso seems dumpy, but the PX area here is ridiculous.
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After 5 years, my medboard packet has finally left my unit. It is currently with the NGB, so only like 300 more days until complete? 
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Oct 7, 2014 06:56
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Cole posted:So did you guys short your units on training because you were broke only to burn a shitload of cash on poo poo you don't need right before the FY change? Hey, the 1SG, SGM, and BCO NEED that plasma screen TV in their office. You don't need training, you just need Warrior Will!
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bulletsponge13 posted:After 5 years, my medboard packet has finally left my unit. It is currently with the NGB, so only like 300 more days until complete? Well, it appears to be getting faster at least. I just logged into my IDES tracker and apparently my VA ratings came back in last week apparently. I'm less than 4 months in, so good luck I suppose?
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Oct 7, 2014 21:54
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Well in the dick waving rivalry between 82nd and 101st the choking chickens beat out the American alcoholics in POV deaths. Been at Campbell for a week now and that sign has been rest 3 times.
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Welp, gotta get new PT shoes because some shithead got a bug up his rear end about the fact that my Mizunos are crazy Japanese poo poo that looks like Jackson Pollock dreamt it up in a Fear and Loathing-esque acid trip. Like really motherfucker, you're going to try to interpret some Department of the Army retard's comma splicing bullshit in a sentence about TOE SHOES as a justification to whine about "detracting from a professional military appearance"? Suck my dick from the back while fisting yourself with 670-1. gently caress it, going to suffer through the week and get apocalyptically drunk over the 4-day. Diarrhea Elemental fucked around with this message at 22:56 on Oct 7, 2014 |
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BaconAndBullets posted:Well in the dick waving rivalry between 82nd and 101st the choking chickens beat out the American alcoholics in POV deaths. Been at Campbell for a week now and that sign has been rest 3 times. Ah yes. Sign resets due to some stupid private being scraped off Bragg Blvd after laying down that rad new sport bike.  Never even made it to the Burger King.
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BaconAndBullets posted:Well in the dick waving rivalry between 82nd and 101st the choking chickens beat out the American alcoholics in POV deaths. Been at Campbell for a week now and that sign has been rest 3 times. Good.
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FOURTH WAVE LESBRO posted:Welp, gotta get new PT shoes because some shithead got a bug up his rear end about the fact that my Mizunos are crazy Japanese poo poo that looks like Jackson Pollock dreamt it up in a Fear and Loathing-esque acid trip. Like really motherfucker, you're going to try to interpret some Department of the Army retard's comma splicing bullshit in a sentence about TOE SHOES as a justification to whine about "detracting from a professional military appearance"? Need a picture to adequately pass judgement on if your shoes are faggy or what.
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BaconAndBullets posted:Well in the dick waving rivalry between 82nd and 101st the choking chickens beat out the American alcoholics in POV deaths. Been at Campbell for a week now and that sign has been rest 3 times. reminds me of that time general campbell gave us the infamous "suicide is bad" speech where he mentioned the 101st was number one in suicides that quarter/year/whatever and someone immediately yelled out, "AIR ASSAULT LEADS THE WAY!" gotta show up those fuckin legs anytime we can, right boys 
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brains posted:reminds me of that time general campbell gave us the infamous "suicide is bad" speech where he mentioned the 101st was number one in suicides that quarter/year/whatever and someone immediately yelled out, "AIR ASSAULT LEADS THE WAY!" owns bones if true give that guy a medal
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BaconAndBullets posted:Well in the dick waving rivalry between 82nd and 101st the choking chickens beat out the American alcoholics in POV deaths. Been at Campbell for a week now and that sign has been rest 3 times. You staying at the replacement barracks? I left those a few weeks ago after two weeks of finding human poo poo sprayed all over the bathroom doors and semen stains on my barracks room walls. On the plus side, the ceiling above my bed had "InFAnTRy" carved into it by some PVT's lovely PX knife he probably bought at Benning after becoming a certified bad rear end operator.
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Androies posted:You staying at the replacement barracks? I left those a few weeks ago after two weeks of finding human poo poo sprayed all over the bathroom doors and semen stains on my barracks room walls. On the plus side, the ceiling above my bed had "InFAnTRy" carved into it by some PVT's lovely PX knife he probably bought at Benning after becoming a certified bad rear end operator. I gained 15 pounds in replacement by eating pizza every night from that one guy.
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Androies posted:You staying at the replacement barracks? I left those a few weeks ago after two weeks of finding human poo poo sprayed all over the bathroom doors and semen stains on my barracks room walls. On the plus side, the ceiling above my bed had "InFAnTRy" carved into it by some PVT's lovely PX knife he probably bought at Benning after becoming a certified bad rear end operator. That place is a wretched hive of cherries and villiany, luckily I have my own room and bathroom but still pretty lovely. Getting the gently caress out of town for the weekend.
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not caring here posted:Well, it appears to be getting faster at least. I just logged into my IDES tracker and apparently my VA ratings came back in last week apparently. I'm less than 4 months in, so good luck I suppose? I've had a VA rating for years. And I am not in IDES tracker yet. Hope yours goes quick, you shaming son of a bitch. (Kidding, of course. I don't think you are a shamer.)
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So, I need help in settling an argument I'm having with my brother. This is the iron cross, not the Army marksman badge, correct?
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Oct 8, 2014 05:21
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Yes. Probably. Depends on what it's on.
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JDAMS CURE PASHTUN posted:Yes. The picture is the particular one we're arguing about. He has it on a faux-snake skin cowboy hat, and apparently someone yelled at him about it being disrespectful. He seemed completely unaware why, so I explained it was the iron cross, a German WWI/II thing. He says it's the marksman badge, and posted a picture on Facebook of the marksman badge, but it looks nothing like what's on the hat:  EDIT: He is an armymans, and has actually earned the marksman badge.
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Iron Cross has a curve to it, marksman badge is just straight in. Just Google some images and compare. Also lol at his terrible hat
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Stanley Goodspeed posted:Iron Cross has a curve to it, marksman badge is just straight in. Just Google some images and compare. Also lol at his terrible hat That and the Iron Cross has rounded edges, and no circle in the middle. The Marksman badge has straight edges and round circle in the middle to signify a bullet hole. His is an Iron Cross.
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Orgophlax posted:The picture is the particular one we're arguing about. He has it on a faux-snake skin cowboy hat, and apparently someone yelled at him about it being disrespectful. He seemed completely unaware why, so I explained it was the iron cross, a German WWI/II thing. yea its an iron cross but if it was from ww2 it would have a swastika in the center cuz the nazis fuckin loved their swastikas. its actually really loving old goes back to the teutonic knights and prussia so it isnt loving disrespectful heil hitler
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Wow, your bro is an idiot. Yes, it's an iron cross. It's only disrespectful to idiots who didn't pay attention in history class or whatever.
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bulletsponge13 posted:I've had a VA rating for years. And I am not in IDES tracker yet. Hope yours goes quick, you shaming son of a bitch. (Kidding, of course. I don't think you are a shamer.) I regret only not shamming more.
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heritage not hate
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Thank you US Army for providing the world with a handbook on Arab cultural facts. http://fas.org/irp/agency/army/arabculture.pdf Im sure if I follow this book my Arabian culture exam will go perfect. OKay guess I shouldve posted this to the Iraq thread but this was published by the US Army so: quote:All Arabs are Muslims, and all Muslims are Arab. Patrocclesiastes fucked around with this message at 18:24 on Oct 8, 2014 |
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quote:All Arabs are Muslims, and all Muslims are Arab.
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zombie your avatar makes quotes a joy to view.
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