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Wild T posted:Is he proposing or did he expose his micropenis through his flight suit? The posture says the former, but their expressions say the latter. Could it be both? Accidental micropenis slip?
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Oct 14, 2014 16:34
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Mister Man posted:Could it be both? Accidental micropenis slip? They call that a zipslip in showbiz.
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Oct 15, 2014 00:57
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The zipper was closed but it still popped through anyway.
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Oct 15, 2014 00:58
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Oct 14 Air Force thread: Whole Lotta Speclation about Pilots' Penises
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Oct 15, 2014 01:47
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Dead Reckoning posted:Oct 14 Air Force thread: Whole Lotta Speclation about Pilots' Penises You spend an entire career sucking them and that's all you have to talk about.
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Oct 15, 2014 01:49
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Fair chance I'm the only one here to accidently flash my dick out of a flight suit at an enlisted female and not get an Art 15.
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Oct 15, 2014 02:20
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Godholio posted:Fair chance I'm the only one here to accidently flash my dick out of a flight suit at an enlisted female and not get an Art 15. Too small for her to notice?
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Oct 15, 2014 04:41
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She pretty openly flirted with me for a while afterwards, so I doubt it.
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Oct 15, 2014 04:56
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She just felt sorry for you.
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Oct 15, 2014 05:38
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bury that bone, big dog
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Oct 15, 2014 05:39
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Helldump Immunity. posted:She just felt sorry for you. That's not a dealbreaker.
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Oct 15, 2014 07:50
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Oct 15, 2014 07:51
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Wreck that poo poo like an F-15 pilot.
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Oct 15, 2014 08:50
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Nah, I stopped going down that road when I became her rater. Didn't get THAT far...she's kind of a perpetual drama source so I was a bit paranoid to begin with.
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Oct 15, 2014 14:12
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Wreck that poo poo like a UAV touchdown.
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Oct 15, 2014 15:00
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Choke her like she was an F-22 pilot. But yeah, there's no drama like crazy ratee drama. A SrA coworker at Elmendorf got bodychecked by a MSgt because they were both hooking up with the same girl in our squadron and the SrA decided to give her a dirty sanchez.
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Oct 15, 2014 15:18
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Just got told I am on the shortlist to possibly be non volunteered into MTI duty and there are only 2 other E6s eligible in our squadron. gently caress this gay earth.
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Oct 15, 2014 18:05
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Ragaman posted:Just got told I am on the shortlist to possibly be non volunteered into MTI duty and there are only 2 other E6s eligible in our squadron. gently caress this gay earth. 
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Oct 15, 2014 18:27
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Wild T posted:Choke her like she was an F-22 pilot.  This made it all worth it.
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Oct 15, 2014 19:05
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Ragaman posted:Just got told I am on the shortlist to possibly be non volunteered into MTI duty and there are only 2 other E6s eligible in our squadron. gently caress this gay earth. Don't you still have to go through an interview process or something? I've heard of this happening to other people, and when they were asked "Did you volunteer for this?", they just said no.
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Oct 15, 2014 20:44
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Godholio posted:Fair chance I'm the only one here to accidently flash my dick out of a flight suit at an enlisted female and not get an Art 15. You weren't even MQT the first time I flashed my dick out of a flight suit at an enlisted female and did not get an Art 15. Haha I got pretty decent head, but she didn't swallow.  lol
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Oct 15, 2014 23:00
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Ragaman posted:Just got told I am on the shortlist to possibly be non volunteered into MTI duty and there are only 2 other E6s eligible in our squadron. gently caress this gay earth. it would be pretty funny to just be an MTI who literally did not give a gently caress about anything that happened at work
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Oct 15, 2014 23:34
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pkells posted:Don't you still have to go through an interview process or something? I've heard of this happening to other people, and when they were asked "Did you volunteer for this?", they just said no. Yes, however they don't care if you are a non-vol or not, they only care about filling seats with people who meet the correct criteria which I'm too lazy to look up right now. I'm sure I'll make a great MTI if they pick me 
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Oct 15, 2014 23:36
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Obama Africanus posted:You weren't even MQT the first time I flashed my dick out of a flight suit at an enlisted female and did not get an Art 15. Haha I got pretty decent head, but she didn't swallow. Does it count for anything that this was in the middle of an in-flight emergency over the Pacific?
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Oct 16, 2014 00:41
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Rekinom posted:it would be pretty funny to just be an MTI who literally did not give a gently caress about anything that happened at work That's pretty much my attitude at my current job. It's nice to give no fucks as soon as I leave the office. I can only imagine that MTIs spend their days in constant fear of one of their trainees doing something stupid when they are not around. Kinda like being the 1st shirt of a maintenance squadron with a new batch of retards every 8 weeks for 4 years strait I guess.
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Oct 16, 2014 00:57
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Casimir Radon posted:And people said the Air Force thread was terrible Get me drunk enough and I'll tell you about a tequila fueled threesome with my ratee and her girlfriend followed by me stealing her girlfriend when she deployed. Edit: I too am on the list to get vectored into a special duty as a staff. I will lose my loving mind if I lose my follow on to Aviano.
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Oct 16, 2014 00:57
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i love that MTI's are supposed to be DSD's now but people get nonvol'd for it constantly still.
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Oct 16, 2014 03:27
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Rekinom posted:it would be pretty funny to just be an MTI who literally did not give a gently caress about anything that happened at work
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Oct 16, 2014 04:42
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Ragaman posted:Kinda like being the 1st shirt of a maintenance squadron with a new batch of retards every 8 weeks for 4 years strait I guess.
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Oct 16, 2014 09:26
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Ragaman posted:Just got told I am on the shortlist to possibly be non volunteered into MTI duty and there are only 2 other E6s eligible in our squadron. gently caress this gay earth. Sorry bro You should have shitbagged just a little bit harder, you must have done something stellar to bring this on yourself.
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Oct 16, 2014 11:09
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Go for that 79% on the PT test or whatever
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Oct 16, 2014 12:14
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Dominoes posted:Oh, I thought their job was telling people they're not wearing their hats properly, and sending worthless mass emails. They can do both.
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Oct 16, 2014 23:29
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When you go up for the board on interview or whatever just be like "Yes siree I'm ready to go! Just point me in the direction of all that sweet 18 year old poontang!" I'm not sure if this will get you disqualified or if it'll make you a shoe in.
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Oct 17, 2014 02:38
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So I received a check in the mail today from citibank for $4K+ from some sort of refund off of my GTC. Soliciting ideas for what to do with the money.
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Oct 17, 2014 06:16
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iyaayas01 posted:So I received a check in the mail today from citibank for $4K+ from some sort of refund off of my GTC. Max out 2015's Roth IRA in a long term index fund such as https://personal.vanguard.com/us/funds/snapshot?FundId=1691&FundIntExt=INT#tab=0
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Oct 17, 2014 06:25
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iyaayas01 posted:So I received a check in the mail today from citibank for $4K+ from some sort of refund off of my GTC. Wait for finance to take it back.
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Oct 17, 2014 06:29
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Snowman made of cocaine. (small snowman)
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Oct 17, 2014 07:17
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iyaayas01 posted:So I received a check in the mail today from citibank for $4K+ from some sort of refund off of my GTC. Welllllllllll, I'm not saying a world of fun is a few clicks away, I'm linking you to it casually like a super cool dude who can use BBcode. 
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Oct 17, 2014 08:10
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iyaayas01 posted:So I received a check in the mail today from citibank for $4K+ from some sort of refund off of my GTC. Rent a billboard right outside the gate and leave it blank white canvass. Sit back and marvel as dick drawings sprout up proudly every morning like mushrooms after a rainstorm.
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