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zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

What are the odds that Dixie has just been drunk 24/7 since she purchased TNA? My money is on 1:1.

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skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Rich white women aren't gutter drunks, that's uncouth. Xanax.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


If I had to look at or hear the details of their finances, I'd get drunk too to be fair

Jenny Angel
Oct 24, 2010

Out of Control
Hard to Regulate
Anything Goes!
Lipstick Apathy

RZApublican posted:

What are the odds that Dixie has just been drunk 24/7 since she purchased TNA? My money is on 1:1.

I'll take the over/under on that.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Kaz does a really good Russo impression.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPZiHf3aC4g

Kaz did not like being Suicide at all. :smith:

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.


My oh my none of them look happy to be there

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

"PLEASE SIR, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER...GLASS OF ZINFANDEL"

WeaponX
Jul 28, 2008



abyss is such a mark.

Karmine
Oct 23, 2003

If you tremble with indignation at every injustice, then you are a comrade of mine.
This isn't usually the sort of thing I notice or care about but oh my god I hate Velvet Sky's hair.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
That picture has terrible posing.

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

Tajiri's expression is fantastic.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Half of them arent even looking at the camera

ZixTheYeti
Jul 12, 2005

Hellarious!

oatgan posted:

Half of them arent even looking at the camera

It's kinda like when you were young and you were about to apologize or do something you really don't want to do but have to do anyway, so you don't make eye contact, you twitch and fidget, and it all comes across awkward as gently caress. That's exactly what that photo is in large quantities with the veneer of TNA terribleness on top of it. They may as well be wrestling at gunpoint they look so enthused.

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority
Sometimes Abyss just needs a nap.

CVagts
Oct 19, 2009

UltimoDragonQuest posted:

Kaz does a really good Russo impression.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPZiHf3aC4g

Kaz did not like being Suicide at all. :smith:

Holy poo poo this impression is spot-on.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
I'm not sure who that is they caught mid-yawn but it's a perfect touch.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Someone needs to recreate the TLO Roll Call/Anime club video with that photo.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

Onmi posted:



My oh my none of them look happy to be there

I like how confused not Nakamura looks that he's there.

Happy Happyist
Jul 23, 2007

I need your assistance to make the world blue and change it into a happy and peaceful society.

Maxwell Lord posted:

I'm not sure who that is they caught mid-yawn but it's a perfect touch.

... I think that's Sakamoto!

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

KungFu Grip posted:

I like how confused not Nakamura looks that he's there.

That's Jessica Havok, chief.

Chortles
Dec 29, 2008
I'm pretty certain that he means Kaz Hayashi in the front row with the light grey suit.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


So in addition to the storm tweet, Dixie also quickly deleted a tweet she made early yesterday where she said "Maybe at #BoundForGlory we will find the next Eddie Guerrero..."

Some people just shouldn't use social media

SyntheticPolygon
Dec 20, 2013

Chris James 2 posted:

So in addition to the storm tweet, Dixie also quickly deleted a tweet she made early yesterday where she said "Maybe at #BoundForGlory we will find the next Eddie Guerrero..."

Some people just shouldn't use social media

What does that even mean?

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

SyntheticPolygon posted:

What does that even mean?

The winners will be determined by a heart screening

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

SyntheticPolygon posted:

What does that even mean?

It means they need someone to replace Kurt Angle after his contract ran out.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

SyntheticPolygon posted:

What does that even mean?

By the end of the PPV someone on the TNA roster will die.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
I'd love to know who in the company is responsible for calling Dixie and finding a nice way of saying, "Are you out of your loving mind? Delete that now!" when she pulls this poo poo.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Pope Corky the IX posted:

I'd love to know who in the company is responsible for calling Dixie and finding a nice way of saying, "Are you out of your loving mind? Delete that now!" when she pulls this poo poo.

that's Borash's job.

Baron La Croix
Nov 2, 2010

rastah farah
sonnah maddah fah
Anyone got a link to the page with a comprehensive history of TNA stupidity?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Baron La Croix posted:

Anyone got a link to the page with a comprehensive history of TNA stupidity?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Total_nonstop_action

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Taimapedia appears to be down again so no.

Jenny Angel
Oct 24, 2010

Out of Control
Hard to Regulate
Anything Goes!
Lipstick Apathy
This Google doc is out of date by about half a year, but otherwise has all the content.

VoLaTiLe
Oct 21, 2010

He's Behind you

Onmi posted:



My oh my none of them look happy to be there

I think a drunken Dixie Carter took this picture, they all look like they give no fucks they are there.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Jonny Angel posted:

This Google doc is out of date by about half a year, but otherwise has all the content.

Here's a copy of the page from mid-August or so, with a bit more on it.

zetamind2000 fucked around with this message at 08:23 on Oct 12, 2014

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

coconono posted:

that's Borash's job.

I misread that as "that's Borat's job" and found it infinitely more amusing and believable.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





The fact that not a single person in that picture looks like they want to be there is frankly astounding.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Someone posted this. An hour before the PPV. http://i.imgur.com/TAm7THG.jpg

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Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

Perigryn fucked around with this message at 12:27 on Oct 12, 2014

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