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Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Grant DaNasty posted:

They need a Christmas miracle.

Dixie is going to sacrifice Surge to Satan.

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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

I didn't watch it because I am not retarded, but was the announce team really not in the arena for BFG?

Are they seriously cutting costs by not flying in Taz and Tenay? Or did neither of them want to go?

Or are they editing the footage for the American audience? Also, is BFG going to be broadcast into the UK?

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Again, I will be surprised if TNA makes their UK dates in late January.

All their remaining TV is sad tapings from a casino in eastern PA and clip shows that Spike is apparently airing out of sheer goodwill because it draws about the same ratings as Cops reruns and it's not costing them anything. These tapings take them through mid-November, clip shows the rest of the calendar year.

As it stands right now, they have ZERO live events before the late Jan UK shows, which means ZERO American TV until February. They've laid off all their in-house production staff which means whatever they're going to do in the UK is probably going to cost them a lot more unless they have a new TV deal to cover it, which they don't right now.

The only way this can end is hilarious failure.

Gnome Enthusiast
Jan 7, 2007

The skies are always sunny in the heart of flavor country.
This is already hilarious, if it somehow doesn't get more hilarious it's going to somehow seem like a disappointment. Which is...... hilarious.

Dario the Wop
Oct 11, 2007

Hell-Sent, Heaven-Bent

skaboomizzy posted:

They've laid off all their in-house production staff which means they're going to try to use non-Carter office staff's children

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
I'm really shocked they haven't just called it a day. They've no TV, no income and no real way of coming back from all this. I know Dixie probably has no idea how bad it is but surely Papa Dixie must have some business sense.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Gonzo McFee posted:

I'm really shocked they haven't just called it a day. They've no TV, no income and no real way of coming back from all this. I know Dixie probably has no idea how bad it is but surely Papa Dixie must have some business sense.

I think what we are seeing is the depths of a father's love for his joke of a daughter.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


The sad thing is that Bound For Glory was actually pretty good as a standalone show. The freakshow things were fun and there were some really good matches. If it were any year other than 2014 and any PPV (not counting One Night Onlies) other than Bound For Glory the story would be 'TNA had a fun overseas PPV with minimal BS. Good job, TNA, the experiment is a success!'

Instead, this was Bound For Glory and everything is collapsing and on fire around Dixie Carter, and there's no money to get a bucket let alone water to put in the bucket to put out the fires.

wagnike2
May 31, 2007

Lucha LaBOOM
I like how the Bound for Glory results aren't even on TNA's website yet.

WeaponX
Jul 28, 2008



wagnike2 posted:

I like how the Bound for Glory results aren't even on TNA's website yet.

don't get greedy. the tnabfg page is still an advertisement for last years PPV...heavily featuring multiple people who don't work there anymore

has there been any consensus on the PPV quality wise yet? or have reviewers not even bothered to watch it.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


WeaponX posted:


has there been any consensus on the PPV quality wise yet? or have reviewers not even bothered to watch it.

To be fair, would you?

Sir Jebus
Feb 9, 2010

The only hero left for man is weed.

WeaponX posted:

don't get greedy. the tnabfg page is still an advertisement for last years PPV...heavily featuring multiple people who don't work there anymore

has there been any consensus on the PPV quality wise yet? or have reviewers not even bothered to watch it.

It was fine. Joe/Low Ki/the wrestle one guy had a pretty good triple threat. I don't know why I watched it.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

WeaponX posted:

don't get greedy. the tnabfg page is still an advertisement for last years PPV...heavily featuring multiple people who don't work there anymore

has there been any consensus on the PPV quality wise yet? or have reviewers not even bothered to watch it.

I heard that every match was a potential MOTY.

Genetic Toaster
Jun 5, 2011

ayn rand hand job posted:

I heard that every match was a potential MOTY.

Source: Dixie Carter

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

ayn rand hand job posted:

I heard that every match was a potential MOTY.

You heard it here first, folks. Jessica Havock vs. Velvet Sky, MOTY.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu
Dixie was apparently not even in Japan.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Codependent Poster posted:

You heard it here first, folks. Jessica Havock vs. Velvet Sky, MOTY.

I wouldn't know, I didn't pay $50 to watch it. :shrug:

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Oct 30, 2009

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ayn rand hand job posted:

I heard that every match was a potential MOTY.

Who told you that? I want his name.

Dario the Wop
Oct 11, 2007

Hell-Sent, Heaven-Bent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jix3jaF5vrE

Bryan & Vinny review BFG '14

They agree it wasn't a bad show. They also discuss stuff like Dixie's tweets and booking logic.

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

You know what the real crime is? We'll never see Brodus Clay get his comeuppance.

wagnike2
May 31, 2007

Lucha LaBOOM
Still no actual results, but hey at least now we have the Best Moments up on their site.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Charles Gnarwin posted:

I think what we are seeing is the depths of a father's love for his joke of a daughter.

I'm pretty sure this is Papa Carter being abusive towards Dixie. "Well if you wanna work for the company proper, you need to get TNA's quarterlies up" *sobbing Dixie heard over the conference call*

Gnome Enthusiast
Jan 7, 2007

The skies are always sunny in the heart of flavor country.

Perigryn posted:

Dixie was apparently not even in Japan.

I don't know why this makes me laugh, it just does.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Finally watching Bound For Glory and it's basically the best One Night Only PPV they've ever done. I like the 3/4 view hard cam a lot and EC3 is great. The idea of buying this for $55 is absurd but it's not as much of a waste of time as I was expecting!

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Was previously reported tickets for the UK tour are being offered at discounted/promotional rates.

Now this report has TNA's UK viewership slipping a lot:

http://www.tnainsider.com/2014/10/impact-wrestling-continues-struggle-uk/

TNA's second biggest market isn't a saving grace.

joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...
I live in the Nashville area. I'm gonna start hanging about the crappy TNA office and look to steal office materials once they shut down.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

joshtothemaxx posted:

I live in the Nashville area. I'm gonna start hanging about the crappy TNA office and look to steal office materials once they shut down.

Be prepared to get into a knife fight with Dixie over the last box of pens.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

joshtothemaxx posted:

I live in the Nashville area. I'm gonna start hanging about the crappy TNA office and look to steal office materials once they shut down.

Write "AMC TV Contract" on a piece of paper, put it on a clip board and attach it to a fishing pole. See how many blocks you can get Dixie to chase it.

Scruffy the janitor
Dec 31, 2007

A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld

MassRafTer posted:

Write "AMC TV Contract" on a piece of paper, put it on a clip board and attach it to a fishing pole. See how many blocks you can get Dixie to chase it.

Vince Russo approves.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Several members of the roster who have had contracts recently expire or are expiring soon have been trying to contact people at the Nashville HQ to find out what's up, but are not having their calls returned. Apparently they're on the "we'll offer you new contracts when we have a secure TV deal" stage. Several names were paid per-appearance for the last set of tapings, others (like Samoa Joe and Mike Tenay) are up at year's end and are basically in limbo.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


I believe if Tenay leaves, James Storm will have succeeded in being the last original to have been in TNA regularly since the first weekly PPV.

I think the only other on the current roster to be considered a TNA guy that was on the first PPV is Abyss, but I believe he took a long hiatus after the first show.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Chris James 2 posted:

Several members of the roster who have had contracts recently expire or are expiring soon have been trying to contact people at the Nashville HQ to find out what's up, but are not having their calls returned. Apparently they're on the "we'll offer you new contracts when we have a secure TV deal" stage. Several names were paid per-appearance for the last set of tapings, others (like Samoa Joe and Mike Tenay) are up at year's end and are basically in limbo.

At this point the London shows are going to consist of Big Bobby Lashley challenging people in the audience to impromptu MMA matches.

When the last match of the last show draws to a close, he will then grab the mic and call Dixie a bath turd.

zetamind2000 fucked around with this message at 20:01 on Oct 16, 2014

joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...

Great White Hope posted:

I believe if Tenay leaves, James Storm will have succeeded in being the last original to have been in TNA regularly since the first weekly PPV.

I think the only other on the current roster to be considered a TNA guy that was on the first PPV is Abyss, but I believe he took a long hiatus after the first show.

That's actually pretty impressive they kept anyone at all for their whole life considering how ramshackle and topsy turvy the whole thing has been. Who has been with WWE for that long consecutively as of now? Kane, Mark Henry, Cena, Orton, Triple H, Big Show, Mysterio?

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


joshtothemaxx posted:

That's actually pretty impressive they kept anyone at all for their whole life considering how ramshackle and topsy turvy the whole thing has been. Who has been with WWE for that long consecutively as of now? Kane, Mark Henry, Cena, Orton, Triple H, Big Show, Mysterio?

Kane, HHH, Show, and Rey have been for sure. The others are close, at least. Agreed that's it's kind of amazing Abyss has held on for that long. He's pretty much their only monster in the big picture. Yeah, they've had guys like Crimson or Matt Morgan but in the long term it's been Abyss without question.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

joshtothemaxx posted:

That's actually pretty impressive they kept anyone at all for their whole life considering how ramshackle and topsy turvy the whole thing has been. Who has been with WWE for that long consecutively as of now? Kane, Mark Henry, Cena, Orton, Triple H, Big Show, Mysterio?

Howard Finkel would like words with you.

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
Did u know: Kurt Angle was in TNA longer than he was in WWF/E?

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Bigass Moth posted:

Did u know: Kurt Angle was in TNA longer than he was in WWF/E?

Seriously? :psyduck:

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


Actually not so hard to believe at this point. Feels like he's been there forever.

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

DJExile posted:

Kane, HHH, Show, and Rey have been for sure. The others are close, at least. Agreed that's it's kind of amazing Abyss has held on for that long. He's pretty much their only monster in the big picture. Yeah, they've had guys like Crimson or Matt Morgan but in the long term it's been Abyss without question.

Show was actually out of the company for a little bit from 2007-2008 and was on that lovely Memphis card Hogan promoted.

Mark Henry, Kane, and Christian (if you count him) would be the only currently active wrestlers who've been there that long.

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Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
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Randy Orton's WWE TV debut was April 25, 2002.
TNA's first PPV event was June 19, 2002.
John Cena's WWE TV debut was June 27, 2002.

So there are two more who have been around (barring injuries/suspensions) for slightly longer/nearly as long as TNA.

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