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discount cathouse
Mar 25, 2009



I will purchase a video game of their choice for the Person(s) guessing closest in 2 categories.

1: which poster will off themselves first?
2: when will that be?

Please place your bets in the following form:

Poster: The Taint Reaper
Death: September 2015
(Optional part Starts here)
Cause: Lost his Persona 5 save
Method: cutting Arteries in bathtub

discount cathouse fucked around with this message at 15:20 on Oct 2, 2014

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discount cathouse
Mar 25, 2009


rule update: Betting on yourself is NOT allowed and wont net you any games After your selfmade death.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine


How do you lose a save in the year 2015 when save editing exists for all games?

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012



The Taint Reaper posted:

How do you lose a save in the year 2015 when save editing exists for all games?

Well, now I know when the first Imp Zone [/I]murder[/I] is gonna be.

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo


Do I get two games if I get the cause and method correct?

ROBO_ERECTUS
Sep 5, 2007

Let me take you for a ride.

Poster: Is it facism yet
Death: Christmas 2014
Cause: Never recieved the attention they needed after making hosed up threads like this.
Method: Auto-erotic asphyxiation

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo


Poster: GlazedMcguffin
Death: "summer" 2015

Cause: after transitioning into a "female", "her" family rejects "her" leading to a series of psychotic episodes including being mocked on social media for being a man wearing a bikini at otakon 2015
Method: a gunshot to the dome, as is the traditional male way

discount cathouse
Mar 25, 2009


WORST FORUMS GUY posted:

Do I get two games if I get the cause and method correct?

The games are for both date and/or poster. Cause and Method are harder, and will net you Bonus dlc

Gyra_Solune
Apr 24, 2014

Kyun kyun
Kyun kyun
Watashi no kare wa louse


well isn't this morbid

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo


Is it fascism yet posted:

The games are for both date and/or poster. Cause and Method are harder, and will net you Bonus dlc

hell yeah

discount cathouse
Mar 25, 2009



I found the Contest Banner image

discount cathouse
Mar 25, 2009


conceitedguy
Nov 8, 2013



I'm going to kill myself, tonight, with an wakizashi. Farewell.

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010



Poster: Gyra_Solune
Death: December 2014
Cause: rear end disappearing through his own rear end after multiple retarded posts in the Sm4sh thread after release of the Wii U version of the game
Method: pill abuse

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox


Is it fascism yet posted:


I found the Contest Banner image

Give him some acne and ugly glasses.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

It's not a dream, or a lie.
I know my sister is alive out there.


conceitedguy posted:

I'm going to kill myself, tonight, with an wakizashi. Farewell.

i hope you win

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.



Does iggy koopa still post here cause it's him

a.lo
Sep 11, 2009



elf help book posted:

i hope you win

if he wins, we win

a.lo
Sep 11, 2009



no.....we lose

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010



conceitedguy posted:

I'm going to kill myself, tonight, with an wakizashi. Farewell.

That's one way to not want to get out of bed ever again

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo


Poster: Wormskull
Death: Q4, 2015

Cause: The announcement of quake 5 as a free to play, pay to win shooter
Method: throwing his PC in his bathtub with him

Gyra_Solune
Apr 24, 2014

Kyun kyun
Kyun kyun
Watashi no kare wa louse


qnqnx posted:

Poster: Gyra_Solune
Death: December 2014
Cause: rear end disappearing through his own rear end after multiple retarded posts in the Sm4sh thread after release of the Wii U version of the game
Method: pill abuse

i don't even know how my rear end could disappear through my rear end and if that in and of itself would be lethal

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


oprobably the guy who keeps saying stuff like, lol if u, and, your garbage if, aboiut people not liking certain games

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010



Gyra_Solune posted:

i don't even know how my rear end could disappear through my rear end and if that in and of itself would be lethal

I't already halfway there, dimwit

Oxyclean
Sep 23, 2007




Poster: bonzibuddy64
Death: December 2014
Cause: Dixie Kong and King K Rool confirmed to not be bonus characters for linking Smash 3DS & Smash Wii U, Sakurai confirms they will never be added to smash bros.
Method: feeding self to crocodiles @ the zoo

Doctor Goat
Jan 21, 2005

Where does it hurt?


Oxyclean posted:

Poster: bonzibuddy64
Death: December 2014
Cause: Dixie Kong and King K Rool confirmed to not be bonus characters for linking Smash 3DS & Smash Wii U, Sakurai confirms they will never be added to smash bros.
Method: feeding self to crocodiles @ the zoo

the only way i'd call bonzibuddy would be if he made a post so good it could never be topped

BoredDG
Aug 10, 2013




Is it fascism yet posted:


Poster: WORST FORUMS GUY
Death: January 2016
Cause: Gaming too hard
Method: Chokes on Domino's Pizza

discount cathouse
Mar 25, 2009



Gaming too hard is not a suicide though, it's a martyr's death

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011


Poster: Widestancer
Death: November 2014
Cause: Martyrdom for Archeage drama
Method: suicide bombing the AAgoons guild irl meetup

Borsche69
May 8, 2014



conceited guy because he'll finally have enough of reading his own lovely posts

Ometeotl
Feb 13, 2012



It's MISSEL! Or SISSLE!
I confused myself...





If Bonzibuddy hasn't done it yet after the Sm4sh blowup and his lack of a gangtag, no one will.

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013


Poster: SunAndSpring
Death: December 2014
Cause: Todd Howard reveals new Elder Scrolls game that is even shittier than the last one at the Spike VGX Awards Show
Method: Hanging self while listening to Fleetwood Mac's song "Little Lies"

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009



conceitedguy posted:

I'm going to kill myself, tonight, with an wakizashi. Farewell.

Good night.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009



WORST FORUMS GUY posted:

Poster: Wormskull
Death: Q4, 2015

Cause: The announcement of quake 5 as a free to play, pay to win shooter
Method: throwing his PC in his bathtub with him

lol

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo



this isn't suicide and dominos is really good and easy to chew

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009



WORST FORUMS GUY posted:

this isn't suicide and dominos is really good and easy to chew

Gyra_Solune
Apr 24, 2014

Kyun kyun
Kyun kyun
Watashi no kare wa louse


Ometeotl posted:

If Bonzibuddy hasn't done it yet after the Sm4sh blowup and his lack of a gangtag, no one will.

don't assume such things prematurely

...uh realtalk I probably should not have poked this thread lest it get actually serious >>

fuepi
Feb 6, 2011

by FactsAreUseless


Poster: doctorwhat
Date: Nov 2014
Reason: smash bros meltdown
Method: Douses his stupid costume with gas then sets himself on fire in a phonebooth

discount cathouse
Mar 25, 2009



i hope you have a big bathtub

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Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009



Is it fascism yet posted:

i hope you have a big bathtub

Imagine if when they pull out my corpse it makes a really loud like uncorking or suction cup noise lmfao.

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