UFC Fight Night 53 & 54 GDT: A double whopper from MacDonald's

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LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Five Russian/Chechen/Dagestani fighters - is this being co-promoted with M-1 Global?

# ¿ Oct 3, 2014 16:44

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 20:48

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Ewar Woowar posted:

I think we're all in agreement about wanting to see Bryan Caraway get knocked out? Or coast to a decision loss.

Subbed in 15 seconds

# ¿ Oct 4, 2014 00:36

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Dangersim posted:

I don't understand how he could be so good at everything else, but so terrible at that. Like I know he's not a wrestler, but come on man.

Pobody's Nerfect

# ¿ Oct 4, 2014 14:37

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Caucasus gently caress 'Em Up Squad in full effect

# ¿ Oct 4, 2014 17:29

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Dangersim posted:

I'm unwilling to believe this is not the same guy who just fought.

They call each other brother on facebook, and I'm not sure if they are legit siblings or just comrades in smashing faces

# ¿ Oct 4, 2014 17:35

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Dangersim posted:

Why is Roger Huerta hanging out with Chechens this doesn't make any sense

They are kind, generous people and want to see if they can make him relevant again.

Kind of like Black House and Steven Seagal

# ¿ Oct 4, 2014 17:41

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Triticum Guzzler posted:

this started already?

You have missed a Chechen featherweight win by first round TKO and then a Chechen lightweight win by first round TKO

# ¿ Oct 4, 2014 17:43

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Was Jotko the Pole that hit Jon Jones' car, because :drat:

those knees

# ¿ Oct 4, 2014 18:03

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Tezcatlipoca posted:

This fight would have ended long ago if Jotko wasn't gassed as hell.

He is Polish, after all

# ¿ Oct 4, 2014 18:10

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

This dude is fighting himself with a beard

# ¿ Oct 4, 2014 18:27

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

bald man "fight" times :geno:

# ¿ Oct 4, 2014 18:43

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Count Roland posted:

Great fight. Can't remember seeing that many reversals in one fight.

Maybe David Mitchell vs TJ Waldburger?

# ¿ Oct 4, 2014 19:07

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Why isn't this Yakovlev's walkout music? :confused:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ipTizjfvlQ

# ¿ Oct 4, 2014 19:15

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Gunnar Nelson's walkout shirt is gray sackcloth

# ¿ Oct 4, 2014 21:13

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Dangersim posted:

Yeah it has been crazy but the best fighter in the world is either Jose Aldo or Jon Jones and I rarely hear them mentioned as such in these pieces.

You really hosed up spelling Demetrious "Mighty Mouse" Johnson.

# ¿ Oct 4, 2014 22:48

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Dangersim posted:

He's extremely good but I don't think he's faced the same level of competition, and hasn't been doing for a real long sustained time.

Aldo I give you, but it's hard for me to put Jones at the tippy-top after he got beat to poo poo by the Son of Gustaf.

Dangersim posted:

What time do these terrible fights resume?

Next fight pass prelims at 7:00 PM ET

# ¿ Oct 4, 2014 23:00

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Caucasus Murder Death Crew having a banner day

# ¿ Oct 5, 2014 00:31

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Eagerly awaiting UFC Fight Night Grozny

# ¿ Oct 5, 2014 00:34

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Lloyd Boner posted:

I hope some day we get an assassination of a despot via head kick

Just tell Krylov who his target is

# ¿ Oct 5, 2014 00:49

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Via twitter:

http://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/8PQozmG.gif&v=VcDy8HEg1QY

# ¿ Oct 5, 2014 00:57

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Last 20 seconds were great

# ¿ Oct 5, 2014 01:58

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

DoombatINC posted:

How do you know when an MMA fighter is autistic

When all he does is trains

# ¿ Oct 5, 2014 02:13

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

OAM's 796.812 was better than Jake's 796.83

# ¿ Oct 5, 2014 02:20

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

rrrrrrrrrrrt posted:

What's up with guys carrying guys all the way across the ring before a take down?

Usually to get to their corner

# ¿ Oct 5, 2014 02:46

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Time to turn on F/X because BASEBALL IS THE WORST PILE OF GARBAGE SPORTS IN THE WORLD

# ¿ Oct 5, 2014 03:01

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

rrrrrrrrrrrt posted:

A wrong and bad opinion.

Eh, I'm a BARVES fan

Dangersim posted:

Why do we hate Carraway (other then the elbow thing), I honestly don't know.

Threatened to knock Ronda's teeth down her throat if I'm not mistaken.

Also, dude, look at him. He's a grade A dingus

# ¿ Oct 5, 2014 03:19

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

I hope calling out Caraway is the tinyweight Calling out Bisping

# ¿ Oct 5, 2014 03:28

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Cut both these guys

Rory, please cut both these guys into small pieces

# ¿ Oct 5, 2014 04:24

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

"I want to call out Ed Herman"

"I'm just hearing from Dana White that you have been fired for that"

# ¿ Oct 5, 2014 04:29

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Gregor Samsa posted:

I was recording this and came home to one million innings of baseball. Should I be sad or did this card suck?

It is currently airing on FX. There are still like 3 fights left

# ¿ Oct 5, 2014 04:40

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

TheKingslayer posted:

Did anyone check before this was signed if Yosdenis had actually been in a fight before?

He fought that J-Reazie guy that got tapped on the prelims. Kicked his knee out or something

# ¿ Oct 5, 2014 04:44

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Bruce Buffer just called Saffiedine an arduous journey

# ¿ Oct 5, 2014 05:45

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

poop farts

# ¿ Oct 5, 2014 05:59

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 20:48

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Over 5 rounds, Lawler probably finishes Rory

Johny would need a one-hitter quitter or rely on ultra-gassed wrestling

# ¿ Oct 5, 2014 06:08

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