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Cold on a Cob posted:ok but how do you get the rubber band on in the first place? i think it's supposed to be a way to put your chain on and then get in that door later but then how do you set it up when you are leaving? plus if someone picks your lock now they can just get in anyway you reach through the gap when the door is slightly ajar
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qntm posted:you reach through the gap when the door is slightly ajar oh right ok yeah that's a really creepy rapehack
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Oct 5, 2014 17:28
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Not Food Network @FoodNetwerk Need to whip up a dessert in a hurry? Dump a bag of oreos on the floor and eat the oreos off of the floor like a animal you piece of poo poo
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A Pinball Wizard posted:Not Food Network @FoodNetwerk post the one from three years ago about wasp eggs next
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Oct 5, 2014 17:58
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Smoke and/or Vape copious amounts of weed.
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Can't figure out where all the cool Internet sites are? Turn on your computer and surf the tubes, dude!
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Cocoa Crispies posted:post the one from three years ago about wasp eggs next 
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the door chain thing is for when you have a key to the door, but your roommate or spouse or whoever put the chain on and you don't want to wake them when you come home because you're a polite person
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Lutha Mahtin posted:the door chain thing is for when you have a key to the door, but your roommate or spouse or whoever put the chain on and you don't want to wake them when you come home because you're a polite person Whatever, rape man.
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Life Hack: Hack at your body until all life leaves it.
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Citizen Tayne posted:Life Hack: Hack at your body until all life leaves it. your posting is a hack job
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Lutha Mahtin posted:the door chain thing is for when you have a key to the door, but your roommate or spouse or whoever put the chain on and you don't want to wake them when you come home because you're a polite person yeah but who puts the chain on? because you can't actually reach through the gap and do it from the outside b/c the chain is already engaged with the slider part so the elastic band won't fit on. but if the wife or whatever puts it on before she goes to sleep while you're out, then it effectively disables the chain and there was no point in putting it on in the first place.
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Sagebrush posted:yeah but who puts the chain on? because you can't actually reach through the gap and do it from the outside b/c the chain is already engaged with the slider part so the elastic band won't fit on. but if the wife or whatever puts it on before she goes to sleep while you're out, then it effectively disables the chain and there was no point in putting it on in the first place. all the chains I've ever seen are already useless if somebody can open the main lock because they're tiny pieces of metal that could be cut easily with bolt cutters or something. but thats not the point: the chain is so you can safely crack your door open and talk to whoevers outside. so if there are people who live together with (say) a deadbolt/chain combo, the situation might arise where a forgetful person used the chain to talk to someone at the door, but then didn't take the chain off before they went to sleep. then another person who lives there (and who has a key to the deadbolt) comes home, and doesn't want to wake the sleeping person just to unlock the chain. qed bihtc
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Lutha Mahtin posted:all the chains I've ever seen are already useless if somebody can open the main lock because they're tiny pieces of metal that could be cut easily with bolt cutters or something. but thats not the point: the chain is so you can safely crack your door open and talk to whoevers outside. so if there are people who live together with (say) a deadbolt/chain combo, the situation might arise where a forgetful person used the chain to talk to someone at the door, but then didn't take the chain off before they went to sleep. then another person who lives there (and who has a key to the deadbolt) comes home, and doesn't want to wake the sleeping person just to unlock the chain. qed bihtc Of course, that makes so much sense. I'll just grab this rubber band that I always keep in my pocket and spend ten minutes in the dark futzing around trying to loop it over the security chain instead of, I don't know, knocking on the door? Calling the person who is in the house and telling them to let me in? Because if you share a house with the type of person to insist on using a security chain I'm sure them hearing somebody trying to break in won't make them freak the gently caress out and call 911 at all.
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#10 - dissolve your own body in water and lye and then pour yourself down the drain
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drat that is a big rear end bottle of febreeze
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Take a moment to reconsider before being born in a poor family. Your chances in life will be better, if you decide to be born to rich parents instead.
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i hate that banana one because it isn't actually easier at all and it's always labeled as the "right" way to eat them when obviously this is the way https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5bvNVx1NqM
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Oct 6, 2014 11:43
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it's marie claire, obviously
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Oct 6, 2014 12:07
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that's the notorious hacker S.O. Chick.
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her poo poo is everywhere now you shut-ins
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colbylol posted:her poo poo is everywhere now you shut-ins like where. top 40 radio or the Disney channel or something?
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ariana grande is a singing peanut squint and look and you will see it
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a lot of words about chain locks that tear right off the wall if your over 100 pounds and have limbs to push with
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colbylol posted:her poo poo is everywhere now you shut-ins yeah my baby did this too, it sucked.
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colbylol posted:her poo poo is everywhere now you shut-ins i lead a rich and rewarding life
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