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thats funny cause shaq was a wizard on the court!!!!!!!111
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Shaq never played for the Wizards.
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Oct 6, 2014 14:28
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no they will not posted:I'd say maybe at first, but then there could be a sort of John Connor - T-800 relationship between the wizard and the teen, where the wizard starts using magic recklessly and the teen tells him to tone it back. I'd also like if the teen could have John Connor's haircut. *wizard eyes up a man in Halloween costume* I need your robe, your wand, and your tall pointy star-covered hat.
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Oct 6, 2014 17:52
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This movie is pretty much exactly this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTNcZn2KfDw Ok, technically the protagonist is a warlock, but its pretty much the same thing. Its pretty sad that the warlock dies at the end though.
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Oct 7, 2014 01:33
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Ext. Night: Wizard is hovering over New York. "Let's paint the town..." *Wizard explodes into million bones* Int: Rattle Rattle
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Oct 7, 2014 02:32
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i can play the wizard if you want to. also i recommend spelling it wizyrd because that is kind of neat if you think about it i can also play the sidekick if you want to i can do both i can be eddy murphy
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Munsun posted:i can play the wizard if you want to. also i recommend spelling it wizyrd because that is kind of neat if you think about it I recommend spelling it "sydekyck".
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penismightier posted:Stone cold garbage if the wizard doesn't return to the past with a teary-eyed speech about how he "belongs" there, then afterwards we find out that they got really into twerking in the middles ages or some poo poo, and the lead kid mugs knowingly to the camera. e: I don't know if they ship kids to boot camp at age 14 or whatever, or at all anymore. e2: how about the wizard teaches the kid magic, we can get this on the soundtrack https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kldHXD2z4jA My Lovely Horse fucked around with this message at 11:29 on Oct 7, 2014 |
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Oct 7, 2014 11:25
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TheBigBudgetSequel posted:There had better be. set to this fine diddy TrixRabbi posted:this one too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDYNuD4CwlI You dummies are so wrong. It would be set to this, no question: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0Kv6vxZwL8
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Oct 7, 2014 12:05
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this is probably a good one for the end credits or maybe a montage of romance https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11A8JZ-RDDo
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Oct 13, 2014 07:48
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did this movie ever get made? i'd like to watch it.
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Oct 13, 2014 23:14
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i would love this film
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Oct 14, 2014 20:45
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is there a cool dog in this movie? otherwise pass
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Oct 14, 2014 22:36
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zVxTeflon posted:is there a cool dog in this movie? The wizard turns his familiar into a dog after his present day sidekick complains that it was scaring off the babes. The dog is super cool plus the wizard can scry (and cast spells) through it which comes in handy when the sorority girls let it hang around the showers.
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zVxTeflon posted:is there a cool dog in this movie? 
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No, this is the romance montage song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj5vagsGC38
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Shanty posted:The wizard turns his familiar into a dog after his present day sidekick complains that it was scaring off the babes. The dog is super cool plus the wizard can scry (and cast spells) through it which comes in handy when the sorority girls let it hang around the showers. Just remake Revenge of the Nerds, except one of them is a wizard. Also they have a robot
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Oct 15, 2014 18:03
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Remake everything with wizards
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Oct 15, 2014 20:57
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Remake Sorcerer with an actual sorcerer.
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Oct 15, 2014 21:38
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maybe the kid wants the wizard to prove magic by turning his lovely old iphone into a brand new iphone. maybe save that for the sequel.
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Oct 15, 2014 22:17
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paully shore should play the streetwise teen.....
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davidspackage posted:Just remake Revenge of the Nerds, except one of them is a wizard. Wizard school versus knights college. The nerdy wizard kids start out as underdogs, but when one of the jocky knight kids draws blood the wizards stop loving around and it turns into hellraiser or evil dead (depends on director, obv) e: "The Wizard VS Sorcerer" sounds like it would be a cool as hell movie but it would basically be the worst when you think about it
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Oct 16, 2014 14:57
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Wizard Warriors and the Wayward Whale Wars You're welcome
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Oct 16, 2014 15:52
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Will there be a bit where the wizard goes to time square and slowly spins around like woah, looking at the lights and things and then he nearly gets hit by a cab and the driver yells because new York cab drivers are angry, but the wizard is just bemused and the cab drives off. Oh and then the wizard bumps into a pretty woman who is on a cell phone and the wizard is confused but the woman gives him a nice smile. The woman can become the love interest or not I don't even care.
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Oct 16, 2014 20:02
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At the end, Bob Newhart wakes up and looks over to Suzanne Pleshette and tells her about this strange dream he had where he was a wizard...
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Oct 17, 2014 02:14
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I would watch this. I'd also just settle for a Moondog documentary.
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Tears In A Vial posted:Will there be a bit where the wizard goes to time square and slowly spins around like woah, looking at the lights and things and then he nearly gets hit by a cab and the driver yells because new York cab drivers are angry, but the wizard is just bemused and the cab drives off. Oh and then the wizard bumps into a pretty woman who is on a cell phone and the wizard is confused but the woman gives him a nice smile. The woman can become the love interest or not I don't even care. Ahhh yes I'd like that
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Oct 17, 2014 13:13
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Other ideas for settings: LA, London
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Oct 17, 2014 14:39
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We had a show years and years back on dutch television that was exactly like that, t'was aight. Can't remember the name thought. EDIT: I was totally wrong, it was an english show called Catweazle. Here is a link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cgIHS7am9g. PaulDirac fucked around with this message at 14:49 on Oct 17, 2014 |
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Oct 17, 2014 14:47
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Otto von Ruthless posted:Other ideas for settings: LA, London Ferguson, MO
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Egbert Souse posted:Ferguson, MO Branson, MO
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Oct 17, 2014 14:58
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You can't do "in da hood" before the third sequel.
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There should be a scene where a kid is hiding the wizard from an adult, such as his parents, because the wizard is a secret. And it turns out the wizard is comically bad at staying hidden. Hell, that'd be a good driving narrative force for most of the film. Hilarious, too.
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Oct 17, 2014 18:31
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He'll also need to bring him to school and try to pass him off as his uncle Joe or something. How old is the kid in this brainstorm so far? If we're gonna do this properly we need to have the straight-laced kid and his stoner best buddy. 16 at least, I'd think.
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Oct 17, 2014 18:36
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We should all read the indispensable screenwriting book Save The Cat, written by the screenwriter behind the classic film Blank Check. Maybe we could even get him to help us personally!
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Oct 17, 2014 19:09
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Egbert Souse posted:Ferguson, MO The wizard is mike brown and after he is shot the collective consciousness of the city turns him into an eternal wizard warrior of teen (strong armed) justice. The cop can be his love interest I don't care
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Oct 17, 2014 20:58
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If the movie was set in Washington DC, the kid could say, "We should go have fun, but where would someone dressed like you fit in?" and take him to a Wizards game where he would be very confused at first but then learn to enjoy it a montage set to "Everybody Dance Now".
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PaulDirac posted:We had a show years and years back on dutch television that was exactly like that, t'was aight. Can't remember the name thought. I remember Catweazle as being loving awesome, so I'm not watching that.
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I think its a mistake to give the wizard a love interest. He's hanging around with a kid, so maybe the wizard gives out sage advice and teaches the kid about chivalry so he can win over the pretty girl in school who's dating the jock. That way you get a nice theme of "sometimes the old ways are best." Also maybe there should be a joke where the wizard is looking for a certain herb for a potion he wants to make and he accidentally buys weed. We could even have a scene where he's handed a wizard bong and is like, "Melchior?!" Because the wizard on the bong looks like one of his wizard friends. It'd be nice to have a bit of edgy comedy.
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