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Oh ohoi everyone. Found finally this thread. Let's have a blast!
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# ? Oct 7, 2014 19:11 |
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I would like to formally request that BOHICA be forced to change their tribe name. It is giving me PTSD from when I was kidnapped and anally molested by pygmies in the Brazilian jungle. Thanks.
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# ? Oct 7, 2014 19:28 |
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more like brochia
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# ? Oct 7, 2014 20:31 |
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RandomPauI posted:Should we commission Jeph Jaques to make a logo for our team? He better make it fat enough though. Or at least transsexual. Also I guess this thread is for shitposting ? Cause if it is
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# ? Oct 7, 2014 21:17 |
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Fathis Munk posted:He better make it fat enough though. Or at least transsexual. Every thread is for shitposting
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# ? Oct 7, 2014 21:54 |
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Puntification posted:Every thread is for shitposting I like your philosophy
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# ? Oct 7, 2014 21:55 |
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Fathis Munk posted:Or at least transsexual.
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# ? Oct 7, 2014 23:15 |
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Lampsacus posted:Does anybody remember that tv reality show Boot Camp? It had player elimination and challenges but the instructors tried to improve the players mentally and physically. I trust Goons in Platoons will do the same. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WibrMr6PwLo I saw this post and the first thing that came into my head was "Save the drama for your mama"
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# ? Oct 8, 2014 02:00 |
Murmur Twin posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WibrMr6PwLo It was filmed in the heady days when first season survivor started the reality tv boom. So all the contestants are still blue eyed and all "I'm here for the money but also to make friends and have new experiences!" btw guys, I'm here to make friends and have new experiences!
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# ? Oct 8, 2014 02:14 |
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I am taking applications to be my survivor mentee don't miss your chance to learn from the best awful survivor player ever victory not guaranteed
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# ? Oct 8, 2014 02:42 |
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if anyone wants lessons on how to get backstabbed by your closest friend and end up 4th, I'll be right over there.
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# ? Oct 8, 2014 02:48 |
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Lampsacus posted:Oh man giving me the mad nostalgia chills, MT! Oh, so is that what led to eventually every reality show having that one fucker who's like "I'm not here to MAKE FRIENDS" and then they inevitably do some dumb poo poo and get kicked off like five episodes in? 11208 0512 OK
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# ? Oct 8, 2014 06:50 |
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VISTA ME DORKOS
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# ? Oct 8, 2014 08:42 |
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Allen Wren posted:Oh, so is that what led to eventually every reality show having that one fucker who's like "I'm not here to MAKE FRIENDS" and then they inevitably do some dumb poo poo and get kicked off like five episodes in? By the way, this owns and has the best guy for it on the thumbnail. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w536Alnon24
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# ? Oct 8, 2014 08:43 |
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RandomPauI posted:Should we commission Jeph Jaques to make a logo for our team? Yes but it MUST involves teh and red hooking up, tumblr screaming squeeeeeeee!!!!!, and nearly 10k/month in patreonbux Otherwise it's just not authentic Jeph ~webcomic thread crew~
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# ? Oct 8, 2014 10:39 |
Jeph didn't update last night. We can only assume he's been murdered by a legion of LICD-loving MRA transphobes.
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# ? Oct 8, 2014 10:53 |
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if i win i will invest my gift card into creating something so i can live off of patreon income maybe i will make a living converting anal beads into actual beads idk
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# ? Oct 8, 2014 13:52 |
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hubris.height posted:if i win i will invest my gift card into creating something so i can live off of patreon income Convert anal beads into ball gags. We are now business partners. Promote synergy.
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# ? Oct 8, 2014 14:07 |
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maximise profits: regular beads -> anal beads -> ball gags -> regular beads that way you can market it as fun for the whole family and rake in All The Money
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# ? Oct 8, 2014 15:36 |
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What the gently caress even is this thread. I don't mind QC except it's just kind of dull.
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# ? Oct 8, 2014 16:01 |
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idk i just assumed it was a place for poo poo posting during the awful survivor stuff i hope the mods don't have some official use or capacity for it
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# ? Oct 8, 2014 16:32 |
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blatantly fake Treemail posted:For two days you've been out here in GiP
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# ? Oct 8, 2014 16:33 |
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hubris.height posted:idk i just assumed it was a place for poo poo posting during the awful survivor stuff Fast Luck fucked around with this message at 18:37 on Oct 8, 2014 |
# ? Oct 8, 2014 16:45 |
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Poison Mushroom posted:What the gently caress even is this thread. well yeah that is kinda the problem with it. Also JJ always draws his dudes in the same pose. And with overly long torsos.
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# ? Oct 8, 2014 17:59 |
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Fathis Munk posted:well yeah that is kinda the problem with it. Also JJ always draws his dudes in the same pose. And with overly long torsos. He is awful I agree.
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# ? Oct 8, 2014 18:06 |
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Puntification posted:He is awful I agree.
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# ? Oct 8, 2014 18:07 |
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BloodWulfe posted:~webcomic thread crew~ I'm years out of being a webcomic thread person (hi Dr. Hurt) but shouldn't you be calling him Jib Jeeps or something
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# ? Oct 8, 2014 19:53 |
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when's target practice
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# ? Oct 8, 2014 20:39 |
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MiniFoo posted:when's target practice
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# ? Oct 8, 2014 20:41 |
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Power of Pecota posted:I'm years out of being a webcomic thread person (hi Dr. Hurt) but shouldn't you be calling him Jib Jeeps or something I like Jeff Jacks because afaik that's how you pronounce his goofy name I'm looking forward to game time. I hope it's not battleship. I've been told that was bad, but it would fit in with this round's theme so
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# ? Oct 8, 2014 21:38 |
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BloodWulfe posted:I'm looking forward to game time. I hope it's not battleship. I've been told that was bad, but it would fit in with this round's theme so I remember that day like it was only yesterday. We don't talk about that day. Many fine men were committed to the sea. Many more made it back ashore, but they were no longer complete men. You could see in their ravaged and ruined faces that something had been taken from them, never to be returned. Was it innocence? Sanity? Faith in humanity? Though not all of us fought on the same side, we all met each others' eyes after the battle. No words needed to be spoken. In that moment, our hearts beat as one, filling our souls with the echoes of resounding truth: Never again.
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# ? Oct 8, 2014 22:36 |
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Propaganda Machine posted:I remember that day like it was only yesterday. sounds fun
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# ? Oct 8, 2014 22:42 |
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BloodWulfe posted:I like Jeff Jacks because afaik that's how you pronounce his goofy name It's actually pronounced "Jock Jams"
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# ? Oct 8, 2014 22:42 |
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Propaganda Machine posted:I remember that day like it was only yesterday. Toot Toot
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# ? Oct 8, 2014 22:44 |
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BloodWulfe posted:I like Jeff Jacks because afaik that's how you pronounce his goofy name To be clear, the "tree mail" I posted earlier in the thread is completely and utterly fake--go read the one in your tribe's document instead
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# ? Oct 8, 2014 22:44 |
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nvm!
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# ? Oct 8, 2014 23:05 |
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Come on in, guys! You've just walked into a brand new tribe, full of strangers. You've spent three whole days together building a new home, as well as a new life. How much do you think you can trust these people? We're about to put that to the test. We've managed to find four underemployed locals with rickshaws, and they have all graciously agreed to drag you through town to see what the Awful Ozarks are really like. They will also take you to the location of your first challenge: the Twitch Pit. When you arrive, your tribe will be given $400 to wager on Saltybet competitiors as you see fit, and one single account from which to do it. You will have one hour to make as much money as possible. All four tribes will start betting and cease betting on the same matches. If a bet is placed with the tribe account either before or after the designated matches, the tribe will be automatically disqualified and sent to tribal council. Saltybet has a chat room attached. While there is only one betting account per tribe, as many tribe members as have twitch accounts and wish to participate are free to join the chat and give encouragement or advice to their betting player, and smack talk or give bad advice to the other tribes. If you don't have a twitch account, you can make one if you like. They're free. One very important thing: Saltybet offers a premium service for real money, which offers extremely useful information which would give anyone who has it an unfair advantage. Thus, if you have a Saltybet Illuminati account, you are forbidden from logging in with it for the duration of this challenge. If we find out that anyone was passing extra information to their tribe, we will be very mad at you, and you may be penalized. So, please, just don't. You're on the honor system here, guys. The two tribes with the most money at the end of the hour will be safe from tribal council and one step closer to the $75 grand prize. The two tribes with the least money will face the vote, and from among them WILL be the first two people voted out of this game. This challenge has one extra twist. Over the next hour, you can win a personal reward by PMing me with a bid. Your bid will be a certain number of minutes, representing a delayed start to the challenge for your tribe. You may bid up to 30 minutes, and if there's a tie, the reward goes to the person whose PM is received first. The tribe with the highest bid will be obvious, but the individual winner will remain a secret. Immunity is on the line. I'll give you a moment to strategize. Challenge begins at 7pm EST sharp.
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# ? Oct 8, 2014 23:05 |
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Some of you may not know what Saltybet is. Here are the basics:
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# ? Oct 8, 2014 23:09 |
I'm chauffeuring my mom. She's in a manic state so a 15 minute doctors appointment is turning in to 'I need to go to the bank, and to bed bath and beyond, and Barnes and noble, I'm hungry so let's go to a steak house.' I had to remind her that thirty minutes isn't enough time to do any shopping. If she hears something she doesn't want to hear it might also involve yelling, or crying at me again. Especially if she gets mad that I narced her out to her doctor. Thankfully that should mean going straight to home. Otherwise I'll try to play by phone.
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# ? Oct 8, 2014 23:10 |
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Propaganda Machine posted:This challenge has one extra twist. Over the next hour, you can win a personal reward by PMing me with a bid. Your bid will be a certain number of minutes, representing a delayed start to the challenge for your tribe. You may bid up to 30 minutes, and if there's a tie, the reward goes to the person whose PM is received first. The tribe with the highest bid will be obvious, but the individual winner will remain a secret. permission to speak freely, sir I fail to understand this assignment, sir
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# ? Oct 8, 2014 23:12 |