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Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!
Matingly de-vindicated.

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Caseman
Mar 21, 2006

Abel Wingnut posted:

i don't understand why you guys are complaining about the cardinals hitters. no baseball player alive can hit these curves.

Not complaining at all, he's a badass pitcher.

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

Abel Wingnut posted:

i don't understand why you guys are complaining about the cardinals hitters. no baseball player alive can hit these curves.

it's mostly just me complaining because i'm a tool :shrug:

Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!
Nice out flip Uribe.

The Born Approx.
Oct 30, 2011

Zythrst posted:

Matingly de-vindicated.

.500 obp

Scob
Jul 17, 2005

grichuk scared the gently caress out of me there haha

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002

i love when uribe does that surrender move after hitting a ball

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

*batflips on a flyout to right*

Scob
Jul 17, 2005

how are the cardinal pitchers incapable of getting aj ellis out

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

*needs to throw one strike*

*throws four balls*

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
Get an XBH Kershaw. Hit it out the park.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




I see the Cardinals are still unable to do anything on 0-2 counts.

The Born Approx.
Oct 30, 2011

Scob posted:

how are the cardinal pitchers incapable of getting aj ellis out

He has legitimate obp skills

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

The dodgers offense is killing me

Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!
Sigh

Caseman
Mar 21, 2006

Shitfuck really

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

oh come on

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
Okay fine, a single is acceptable.

Scob
Jul 17, 2005

unbelievable

The Born Approx.
Oct 30, 2011
Yes time for some bullshit runs of our own

E: gently caress you dee

Caseman
Mar 21, 2006

Pheewwwww

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
Sigh.

Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!
Thanks Dee we'll take it.

edit- Okay whatever else happens lets get Kershaw to at least 80 pitches this inning.

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
"unintentional intentional walk"

Of all the stupid things I've heard Harold say this season I think this stands out

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

Dee Gordon loving sucks

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

Dee Gordon grounds out yet again.

But at least he didn't strike out like that slumping bum Puig!

Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!

Tedd_Not_Ed posted:

"unintentional intentional walk"

Of all the stupid things I've heard Harold say this season I think this stands out

Not even the dumbest thing he's said this game.

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

Zythrst posted:

edit- Okay whatever else happens lets get Kershaw to at least 80 pitches this inning.

I don't think they can hear you.

The Born Approx.
Oct 30, 2011

Tedd_Not_Ed posted:

"unintentional intentional walk"

Of all the stupid things I've heard Harold say this season I think this stands out

That's a real thing

Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!

Alan Trammell posted:

I don't think they can hear you.

Your so cool, can I have your autograph?

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
This discussion of Kershaw is painfully bad.

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

Zythrst posted:

Your so cool, can I have your autograph?

sure kid

Caseman
Mar 21, 2006

Uh, that works I guess.

DeltaAttack2go
Feb 6, 2003

what the christ
How the gently caress are you guys tolerating Harold Reynolds? Vin Scully. Sync up your audio.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

Zythrst posted:

Thanks Dee we'll take it.

edit- Okay whatever else happens lets get Kershaw to at least 80 pitches this inning.

But all he does is throws strikes!

*swings at breaking ball in the dirt*

Caseman
Mar 21, 2006

DeltaAttack2go posted:

How the gently caress are you guys tolerating Harold Reynolds? Vin Scully. Sync up your audio.

Best way to watch.

The Born Approx.
Oct 30, 2011
Out

What the gently caress challenge that poo poo

Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!
Yeesh, I don't think they'd have ruled it definitive though.

Scob
Jul 17, 2005

thanks donnie

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Caseman
Mar 21, 2006

Dude is a strike machine and he's worried about 1st?

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