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ReverendDre
Apr 1, 2006
TheOneAndOnly

FairGame posted:

What about glenallen hill falling down the stairs while having a vivid dream about spiders

Or Kevin Mitchell straining his oblique while vomiting

Or mike matheny cutting off his finger the day before the playoffs

Or Clint Barnes falling down the stairs while carrying a deer carcass

Lionel Simmons was a rookie starring for the Sacramento Kings in February 1991 when he developed tendinitis in his right wrist and forearm. The injury was caused by Simmons playing his Nintendo GameBoy, and he missed two games.

"It's not unusual for Lionel to be focused on something," Jerry Reynolds, the Kings' general manager at the time, told reporters. "But to hurt himself like that?"

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ReverendDre
Apr 1, 2006
TheOneAndOnly

FairGame posted:

Didn't Joel Zumaya do something similar with Guitar Hero?

One can only hope! Here's another more relevant one:

Jeremy Affeldt is out for the season after surgery Friday to repair nerve damage in his right hand sustained when he suffered a cut while trying to separate frozen hamburger patties during a Thursday evening BBQ.

Yes, frozen hamburger patties.

ReverendDre
Apr 1, 2006
TheOneAndOnly

Hots Defense!

ReverendDre
Apr 1, 2006
TheOneAndOnly

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=force+plays

ReverendDre
Apr 1, 2006
TheOneAndOnly

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ReverendDre
Apr 1, 2006
TheOneAndOnly

lol, leaving like George Costanza!!!

SERENITY NOW

ReverendDre
Apr 1, 2006
TheOneAndOnly

/\/\/\/\/\
I stand corrected

purkey posted:

Is Petit available?

No way, he pitched a full game Saturday

ReverendDre
Apr 1, 2006
TheOneAndOnly

Tetrix posted:

what the gently caress are they talking about TV crews don't know where the next game is going be. oh no!

DEAR GOD WE'RE FACED WITH 2 POSSIBLE DESTINATIONS THIS WEEKEND

ReverendDre
Apr 1, 2006
TheOneAndOnly

well Harper certainly disappointed me

ReverendDre
Apr 1, 2006
TheOneAndOnly

Colonel Whitey posted:

Sure glad you didn't score any runs when you had the bases loaded, idiots

Things pandas are bad at:

1. Situational hitting

2. loving enough to hold off extinction

ReverendDre
Apr 1, 2006
TheOneAndOnly

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

OK, two runners on base. Let's see how the Giants gently caress this up.

They'll send up a batter out of order and forfeit

ReverendDre
Apr 1, 2006
TheOneAndOnly

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ReverendDre
Apr 1, 2006
TheOneAndOnly

what the hell is this?

ReverendDre
Apr 1, 2006
TheOneAndOnly

That slider only looks illegal

ReverendDre
Apr 1, 2006
TheOneAndOnly

GRAB SOME PINE MEAT

ReverendDre
Apr 1, 2006
TheOneAndOnly

END THE MORMON AGENDA

ReverendDre
Apr 1, 2006
TheOneAndOnly

I'm pumping out loving diamonds here, let's go

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ReverendDre
Apr 1, 2006
TheOneAndOnly

lagcats posted:

Who do you guys like for these next two series?

Baltimore Orioles / Kansas City Royals
St. Louis Cardinals / San Francisco Giants

O's/KC
SFG/STL

But goddamn all 4 teams are strong, and even if it's the worst possible outcome for NLCS, watching Bochy and Matheny go against each other is going to be fantastic

disclaimer: SFG homer

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