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strong bird
May 12, 2009

Im going to slay Johan Andersson with a period-accurate recreation of an Anglo-Saxon sword for failing to patch Crusader Kings III within the first month of its release.

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Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

strong bird posted:

Im going to slay Johan Andersson with a period-accurate recreation of an Anglo-Saxon sword for failing to patch Crusader Kings III within the first month of its release.

cspam is leaking

Katana_Warrior
Dec 25, 2009

big patch coming tomorrow

https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/threads/ck3-dev-diary-42-1-1-patch-notes.1428193/

lots of mongol buffs :horse:

Katana_Warrior fucked around with this message at 14:28 on Sep 28, 2020

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Time to reinstall.

several friends
Apr 7, 2015

I’m too stupid to read all of that. Will my Ironman save be compatible?

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
- Devouring people will now have a clearer impact on your stress level

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

That's the biggest change log I've ever seen. Paradox have done it again.

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

elf help book posted:

- Devouring people will now have a clearer impact on your stress level

- It's now possible to negotiate an alliance even if your family is very inbred

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Fungah! posted:

- It's now possible to negotiate an alliance even if your family is very inbred

lol

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

i love paradox changelogs

- Fixed dead Popes being called king-bishops
- Reclusive characters will no longer host feasts
- Saint Peter now keeps the name "Petrus" upon becoming the first Pope instead of getting a random papal name.
- Children can no longer be educated by hardened criminals
- Historical characters will no longer be their own parent
- Naughty children go straight to jail with no education
- The Pope can no longer publicly accept cannibalism

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Fungah! posted:

- Reclusive characters will no longer host feasts

Fuuuuuuuuuh

apropos to nothing
Sep 5, 2003

Fungah! posted:

- It's now possible to negotiate an alliance even if your family is very inbred

strong bird
May 12, 2009

Johan is just toying with us now. He's shown evidence (potentially not real? is it harder to write 50 pages of patch notes or actually make the patch itself? think about it.) of the patch and yet he isnt releasing it til tomorrow. What were they thinking?

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Women dont pass down inherited claims anymore which absolutely sucks if you like to press those claims to expand (ie what CK2 was all about). I dont know how any of the devs/testers could have missed that, but I guess this game is just wacky sister-loving genius breeding sim now *sighs loudly and waits for the next patch*

strong bird
May 12, 2009

freakin morons...

Hippie Hedgehog
Feb 19, 2007

Ever cuddled a hedgehog?
Map Gaming Thread: it makes no sense to ask the Pope for money while you're at war with her

Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010

gently caress the Wiz, gently caress Johan, and gently caress you Groogy.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Pewdiepie posted:

gently caress the Wiz, gently caress Johan, and gently caress you Groogy.

This.

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

Pewdiepie posted:

gently caress the Wiz, gently caress Johan, and gently caress you Groogy.

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Pewdiepie posted:

gently caress the Wiz, gently caress Johan, and gently caress you Groogy.

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pewdiepie posted:

gently caress the Wiz, gently caress Johan, and gently caress you Groogy.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Pewdiepie posted:

gently caress the Wiz, gently caress Johan, and gently caress you Groogy.

mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003

Pewdiepie posted:

gently caress the Wiz, gently caress Johan, and gently caress you Groogy.

this, but also the people who keep enabling them by buying their broken spreadsheet software.

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

imho its gay the tno devs are focused on making sure every country in 1962 has content instead of giving us the 2nd great patriotic war.

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Stairmaster posted:

imho its gay the tno devs are focused on making sure every country in 1962 has content instead of giving us the 2nd great patriotic war.

Every country? They haven't touched on South America lol (thankfully there's the Cold Southern Springs submod)

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/threads/ck3-dev-diary-48-the-team.1456752/

New dev diary, finally! This jokerfied me.

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
New dev diary just to sorry 'dont worry guys, theres only 4 people working on this game that just launched'

Hippie Hedgehog
Feb 19, 2007

Ever cuddled a hedgehog?
IDK, I took away the opposite, that they are expanding the team now to start building DLC?

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

that's a huge team for paradox. i don't know what the gently caress they're doing

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BydychCZW3A

Age of Empires 4 stream

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Looks like poo poo to be quite honest!

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

this doesnt look like a mapgame at all

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Stairmaster posted:

this doesnt look like a mapgame at all

This. Mods?

mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003

Stairmaster posted:

this doesnt look like a mapgame at all

To appears to be complete and playable withou several years and hundreds of dollars of dlc???

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

mysterious loyall X posted:

To appears to be complete and playable withou several years and hundreds of dollars of dlc???

don't be ridiculous. stellaris still isn't playable.

mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003

lol

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

incredible

Sex Tragedy
Jan 28, 2007

father of three with an extra large butt
you're facing down over 100 combined iq points

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

another great patch

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BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

johan’s done it again

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