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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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quote:

Tomorrow on IMPACT, it's going to be a blockbuster night! It's a must-see moment, set your DVR, but this is appointment viewing. The show will be headlined by Full Metal Mayhem!

The Tag Team Title series between The Hardys, The Wolves and Team 3D has been intense and violent, it has brought injuries and intrigue and it concludes tomorrow with Full Metal Mayhem. Anything goes and the team that climbs the ladder to secure the titles leaves with not only the gold, but the respect of the wrestling world as well.

Executive Director Kurt Angle announced earlier this week that HAVOK's next opponent will be determined tomorrow night on Spike TV. It's Angelina Love vs. Madison Rayne vs. Taryn Terrell in a Triple Threat Match. Who will step up and go on to face HAVOK?

Bobby Roode continues to look for answers from Lashley in regards his World Title challenge. Will The Destroyer face Roode?

What is the future of EC3 and Spud's friendship? EC3 has demanded that Spud enter the ring for a face to face tomorrow and has made it clear that he's made a decision regarding Spud's fate... and future!

Plus, James Storm and The Great Sanada battle Low-Ki and Tigre Uno just four days away from their Bound For Glory main event tag team matchup against The Great Muta and Tajiri.

It's a loaded IMPACT Wrestling tomorrow night on Spike TV. Stay current with IMPACTWrestling.com for everything IMPACT

I've got a sinus headache, so I'm going to be lying down for a while.

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
One more match? What is Christian doing back at TNA?

EDIT: also HAHaHahahahaha this tiny-rear end crowd.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
This is actually kind of fascinating. It's like watching a show play out in front of an infinite void.

Maybe that sound guy Mark Henry threw into a black hole will show up.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Seriously you guys are missing out. This is like watching the heat death of the universe.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
I am watching. It was like this last week. It's depressing.

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Stop talking about genitals Taz.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

You can hear everything. Are they in front of 50 people total or something?

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
The echoes are so loud.

You know how annoying it can be when the WWE Divas have to scream every exchange? This is way worse.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT

Codependent Poster posted:

You can hear everything. Are they in front of 50 people total or something?

Like 300.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
Havoks music lmao

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
Wow that's some build for Velvet Sky vs Havoks

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Daniel Bryan posted:

Havoks music lmao

buzz buzz FART FART buzz buzz FART FART

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
I think this is wrestling's King in Yellow. I can feel the emptiness clawing at me.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

How much are they hyping Bound for Glory, on this, the go-home show to TNA's Wrestlemania?

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Blasmeister posted:

How much are they hyping Bound for Glory, on this, the go-home show to TNA's Wrestlemania?

They're showing ads for it but they're also having a world title match and just now set their Knockouts match.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Are they making it clear that the title matches will all be on impact and not PPV? I really am wondering if this thing is going to get fewer buys or attendance.

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Wasn't that a four count? Be better at this, ref.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Xerzes posted:

Wasn't that a four count? Be better at this, ref.

More sides = higher count

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
It would honestly look better if they would bring up the lights a little and let us see the empty seats. At least it wouldn't look like purgatory.

Or they could have just picked a smaller venue to start with.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
I like how that Bellator commercial focused on shots of a dune buggy and a voiceover talking about razors.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
A fastball right down our wheelhouse

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Roode has such a bad nickname and his theme is nearly as bad.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

MassRafTer posted:

Roode has such a bad nickname and his theme is nearly as bad.

I briefly forgot what his nickname is and it's written on his trunks.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT

MassRafTer posted:

Roode has such a bad nickname and his theme is nearly as bad.

The IT Factor of Professional Wrestling!!!!

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
ECIII has Tito Ortiz levels of HGH head.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
All I ever hear about EC3 is that he's so good and WWE missed out on him, and then he completely unimpresses me every time.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Daniel Bryan posted:

All I ever hear about EC3 is that he's so good and WWE missed out on him, and then he completely unimpresses me every time.

Everything in TNA is bad but people try to pretend things are good to trick good honest Christians like us.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
after victory

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

lmao EC3 is wrestling Ryoto Hama at Bound for Glory

oatgan fucked around with this message at 03:14 on Oct 9, 2014

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


MassRafTer posted:

Everything in TNA is bad but people try to pretend things are good to trick good honest Christians like us.

Rockstar Spud is fun. Though I'm not sure that being a face, and solo, is really for him. He really shined as a heel toadie.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


You're fired. Trouble trouble trouble trouble

The dark lighting and the 200 fans sure do make this show a thing.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
time to see if this match lives up to the hype

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
Davey that was prob dumb

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
JEFF THAT WAS WAY DUMBER

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


So....how was it

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
It's really, really good.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
JEFF HARDY IS loving DEAD

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
That was a great match.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Free Eddie Edwards and also Davey I guess

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Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

40 year old Dudleys and 40 year old Hardys doing poo poo they shouldn't have been doing 20 years ago in front of 100 people :smith:

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