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I've been just chilling at the bar, eating chips with guac out of my pectus excavatum. But now I've pretty much finished the chips and I'm ready to go when Zorac bursts in. I'm highly debauched, unethical too and immoral, so I came here for the day care. I draw my fists and attack the guard.
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Everyone relax...relax... no need to fight. [Pulls out my wallet and shows the ONLINE MODERATOR card] This card entitles me to be a complete immoral shithead, with no sense of humor. It also allows me to admire children, my sole purpose for existence.
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Oct 10, 2014 02:38
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As an asmathic creature with obesity, crippling depression and antisocial syndromes, I recognize Zorac as one of my own brothers. "Greetings, brother! Is there something I can help with?"
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Oct 10, 2014 02:44
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TheLovablePlutonis posted:As an asmathic creature with obesity, crippling depression and antisocial syndromes, I recognize Zorac as one of my own brothers. "Greetings, brother! Is there something I can help with?" "Hail and well met traveler! [lowers voice to a whisper] my name is Zorac, the Pedophile of the East, and I'm here to sample some of the... finer delights this town may have to offer"
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Oct 10, 2014 02:51
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"I'm living like I'm on my last adventure.." Drake softly whispers to himself, ordering another Margarita. He scratches his butt, listening in on Zorac, The Guard and the Small Dicked Kobolds.
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Oct 10, 2014 02:54
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((OOC if someone who isn't one of the main characters thus far wants to take over for the guard that'd be cool I guess))
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Oct 10, 2014 02:58
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I'm doing wrestling moves on the guard. I've been fed up with the discrimination against pedophiles for far too long. Its time to take action.
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Oct 10, 2014 03:00
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Oi! This git is doin' wrestlin' moves on me, 'e is!
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Oct 10, 2014 03:01
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WORST FORUMS GUY posted:"Hail and well met traveler! [lowers voice to a whisper] my name is Zorac, the Pedophile of the East, and I'm here to sample some of the... finer delights this town may have to offer"  The guard then sees your Online Moderator Card "Oh...nevermind. Keep your nose clean. I've got my eye on you."
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Oct 10, 2014 03:04
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The girl kobold walks in from changing the straw in the upstairs rooms and starts whistling nervously on noticing the notorious "Babydick Ajirake" is in the bar.
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Oct 10, 2014 03:04
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I AM BRAWW posted:"I'm living like I'm on my last adventure.." Drake softly whispers to himself, ordering another Margarita. He scratches his butt, listening in on Zorac, The Guard and the Small Dicked Kobolds. My dick is really big for a kobold its almost 1/8th of my standing height and everyone who sees me notices that Im packing heat.
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Oct 10, 2014 03:05
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I'm seeing the wrestling moves being performed on the guard. "Ah yes, the legend of Worldstar resides in the one they call Ajirake"
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Oct 10, 2014 03:05
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Pewdiepie posted:I'm doing wrestling moves on the guard. I've been fed up with the discrimination against pedophiles for far too long. Its time to take action. You perform wrestling moves on the guard  
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Oct 10, 2014 03:06
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Oct 10, 2014 03:07
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I notice Ajirake's dick. "Why, that is quite a nice dick you have there. Not my preference though, *in hushed tone* I prefer childs penis, of the oriental variety"
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Oct 10, 2014 03:08
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Effectronica posted:The girl kobold walks in from changing the straw in the upstairs rooms and starts whistling nervously on noticing the notorious "Babydick Ajirake" is in the bar. Girl Kobold, You hear the sounds of a manly suplex being performed and see the crazy poo poo going down. This gives you the vapors and you feel a slight need to settle down with a mint julep.
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Oct 10, 2014 03:08
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Babydick Ajidrake... That is how I was known on the fighting ring on dark days, eons ago. Yet this baby dick is now cruising for a loving, and if there is something that needs loving, is that downed guard over there. I rape the dead body.
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Oct 10, 2014 03:10
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*on the floor, crumpled in a heap after suplex and rape, slowing regaining consciousness* "Ajirake? THE Babydick Ajirake? I'm sorry sir, I shan't be troubling you anymore" The guard slowly drags himself out of sight, deeply ashamed.
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Oct 10, 2014 03:10
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Widestancer posted:Girl Kobold, I wrestle deeply with my base nature but my immoral tendencies lead me to slip behind the bar and start making a julep while the bartender is distracted.
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Oct 10, 2014 03:11
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TheLovablePlutonis posted:Babydick Ajidrake... That is how I was known on the fighting ring on dark days, eons ago. Yet this baby dick is now cruising for a loving, and if there is something that needs loving, is that downed guard over there. I rape the dead body. I think you are confused, unless... are there TWO Ajidrakes in the inn tonight? My word. My Stars. And my heavens. Truly this is a sign. And you both are packing such marvelous packages below. Heh Heh heh. Yes. Indeed.
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Oct 10, 2014 03:13
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WORST FORUMS GUY posted:I notice Ajirake's dick. "Why, that is quite a nice dick you have there. Not my preference though, *in hushed tone* I prefer childs penis, of the oriental variety" I scrunch up my hosed up kobold face like a messed up perverted kobold would and smile. "I know just the spot... Let us hasten to the daycare."
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Oct 10, 2014 03:13
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By Ghuldale the mighty! That guard isn't dead! He was merely asleep during the rape!
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Oct 10, 2014 03:14
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Silver Striker posted:*on the floor, crumpled in a heap after suplex and rape, slowing regaining consciousness* ((OOC this is awesome poo poo and I encourage this sort of thing)) Arijake Due to your frail constitution and body ridden with asthmatic sickness you have contracted aids from the guard's bum. Your magic kobold STD sense tells you this.
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Oct 10, 2014 03:15
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WORST FORUMS GUY posted:I think you are confused, unless... are there TWO Ajidrakes in the inn tonight? My word. My Stars. And my heavens. Truly this is a sign. And you both are packing such marvelous packages below. Heh Heh heh. Yes. Indeed. One has a big dick, the other has a small one. Are they related? No one knows. EDIT: AIDS! As a bugchases, Ajidrake the Babydicked is happy at his capture! The gift of STD must be spread!
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Oct 10, 2014 03:15
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Pewdiepie posted:I scrunch up my hosed up kobold face like a messed up perverted kobold would and smile. "I know just the spot... Let us hasten to the daycare." [I smirk a really hosed up smile that only a man who could waste 40 hours or more moderating an online forum could smile, and follow, wordlessly]
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Oct 10, 2014 03:16
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TheLovablePlutonis posted:One has a big dick, the other has a small one. Are they related? No one knows. I stop in my tracks when I sense the transmission of AIDS nearby. "We must bring this kobold with us - he is crucial to our quest." I laugh evilly because Im thinking about babys that have AIDS.
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Oct 10, 2014 03:19
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Drake gets up with his Margarita, moving over to crouch next to the rape that is going happening. "Worst..".. He leans in, whispering in Ajirake's ear. "Mothafucka never loved us.." Drake stands back up. "Worst behavior! Mothafuckas never loved us." Drake takes a sip of his drink. He looks around to Zorac. "Same old pimp, Drake, you know ain't nothin' changed. I'm authentic, real name, no gimmicks. "
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Oct 10, 2014 03:25
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Men Kobolds and Zorac, As you enter the child's play area you notice something amiss ((I am rolling for your ability sense what's going on)) ((rolling...)) ((Big Dick Kobold, you notice that the children are all just about to turn 18. Not children at all, by jove! The rest of you just notice that something is amiss)) Female Kobold, You find the mint julep refreshing and it has slightly calmed your hysteria, or wandering womb as it was once called.
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Oct 10, 2014 03:28
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May the glory of AIDS be spread to all bungholes for nurgle!!! Small dick kobold looks around suspiciously "Hark! Thereth be a trappeth hereth????"
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Oct 10, 2014 03:30
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Widestancer posted:Men Kobolds and Zorac, Raptophilia wins out over depression and I creep into the daycare, empty bourbon bottle in hand.
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Oct 10, 2014 03:35
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Drake looks around in the day care. The sound of a rap beat appears out of nowhere. "This the life for me, My momma told me this was right for me, I got 'em worried, like make sure you save a slice for me." The sound of the beat stops.
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Oct 10, 2014 03:36
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My god, these children are barely children at all! As long as they aren't legal though, that's all that matters! Will the two kobolds please hold a child down so I may inspect his rear end in a top hat
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Oct 10, 2014 03:37
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"I got sloppy seconds!"
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Oct 10, 2014 03:38
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A woman appears "They ran off into the city!" *womanly weeping* "The little ones, so young! Won't anyone save them?"
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Oct 10, 2014 03:39
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WORST FORUMS GUY posted:My god, these children are barely children at all! As long as they aren't legal though, that's all that matters! ((rolling perception)) ((Zorac, since you are not in IMPERIAL LANDS it appears that these are in fact humans of legal age. If it doesn't happen in IMPERIAL LANDS, it may not be illegal. You realize this by making a great perception roll))
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Oct 10, 2014 03:42
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Drake, upon hearing of the kidnapping, starts to get emotional.. A lone tear rolls down his cheek and lands in his margarita. He looks up to the woman who broke the news about the kids, taking her hand and looking into her eyes. "How you feel about comin' home with a nigga for the night? If you nervous, hit the lights, I know we only fuckin' out of spite, Cause your man don't do you right, do you right, I could gently caress you so good. Then I hit you with the 9 a.m. in Dallas who you like, baby, who you like?"
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Oct 10, 2014 03:44
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WORST FORUMS GUY posted:My god, these children are barely children at all! As long as they aren't legal though, that's all that matters! Absolutely.
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Oct 10, 2014 03:46
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Babydick starts singing as he pins down the children for the horrible acts, an ancient tune of his people: "Conversion software seven point o... Looking at the eyes of a tired hub... Eating seeds like a pastime activity... The toxicity of our city OF OUR CIII~TY!"
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Oct 10, 2014 03:51
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WORST FORUMS GUY posted:My god, these children are barely children at all! As long as they aren't legal though, that's all that matters! Pewdiepie posted:Absolutely. TheLovablePlutonis posted:Babydick starts singing as he pins down the children for the horrible acts, an ancient tune of his people: 
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