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GiP Secret Santa?
This poll is closed.
Yes 44 54.32%
No 9 11.11%
*fart* 28 34.57%
Total: 81 votes
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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Alright you fucks, I'm tossing around the idea of doing a GiP Secret Santa this year and want to gauge how you all feel about it. Basically it would be open to GiP "regulars" (standards TBD) and a limit of x dollars (again TBD).

Feel free to respond to the poll, but I'm interested in feedback and ideas as well.

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Nostalgia4ColdWar
May 7, 2007

Good people deserve good things.

Till someone lets the winter in and the dying begins, because Old Dark Places attract Old Dark Things.


Hooray! Someone can send me a box of Africanized Bees!

Laranzu
Jan 18, 2002


Are there enough dildos or dildo related merchandise in the world?

I'd be in with a $20 limit. PCSing right before Christmas so if it's set up earlier it's better

nwin
Feb 25, 2002

make's u think


Fallen Rib

I probably wouldn't do it, but I rarely participate in that stuff anyways.

Good idea on the regulars only, though. I could see dnd'ers wanting to troll the gently caress out of it.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011
Chelsea Manning is a goddamned HERO


I'd be down to mail out a home-knitted cock sweater for the under-endowed.

or $20 limit works for me too, so yeah. spongebobtampax at yahoo, since I don't have plat.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002


I sexually identify as a fat tinder girl,

Yeah lemme just clean my pannus first.

These candles smell amazing btw


I would do it. Can I get a box of ebola through amazon prime?

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you


I'm down because friendship.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


i would like some POWDERED ANTHRAX delivered in the US MAIL, if it hasn't been banned by some SENATOR yet.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Don't bother saying you're in or not, I'll make a different thread for that. This is just to gauge interest.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed




Grimey Drawer

yes i would like some dick paraphernalia

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008
QCS REGULAR

sending my secret santee a sawed off and one shell of buckshot

tyler
Jun 2, 2014



I can't wait to see unboxing pics.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005



I like secret santas.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

I'm down

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Cole posted:

I have downs

Sax Offender
Sep 9, 2007



College Slice

I assume since we are using the ethnocentric figure "Santa" that undesirables will not be allowed to participate. Therefore, I am "down", as the help are fond of saying.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?



Now you're even more underprivileged.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012


I will send someone a dildo covered in maggots.

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

not checkbox; didn't vote

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!


I don't even exchange gifts with my family so gently caress you.

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




I'm going to send someone a PDG with some of the pages stuck together.

smertrioslol
Apr 4, 2010


Gonna send them a flight Christmas card.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


I'm going to use one of those MRE box postcards.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011




Pork Pro

I hate Secret Santa because I get all excited when I see "SS" in thread titles and work emails and realize its not what I'm hoping

Commoners
Apr 25, 2007

Sometimes you reach a stalemate. Sometimes you get magic horses.

Why don't we just skip calling it a secret santa and just call it the Seasonal GiP Dildo Exchange?

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av


As soon as I get the lucky goons name & address Im writing him a speeding citation he can open up Christmas morning

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN


Everyone send a daily dose of their scrips to the next person. And the next person. And the next person.

And then, on January 1st, the Secret Santa Society begins an entire month-long game of "Mystery Scrip".

I'd play but I forgot to report that the military ruined my body and/or mind.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


Victor Vermis posted:

Everyone send a daily dose of their scrips to the next person. And the next person. And the next person.

And then, on January 1st, the Secret Santa Society begins an entire month-long game of "Mystery Scrip".

I'd play but I forgot to report that the military ruined my body and/or mind.

Seconded

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av


How do I package a handful of Motrin & 4 fingers of maker's mark?

e: I'll put it all in a party baloon and just tie it off real good.

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012






So many dildos.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007



The last goon I mailed something to I included a giant picture of goatse on the inside lid of the box

AllDogsGoodDogs
Dec 30, 2008


Mailing Ebola.

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene


Victor Vermis posted:

Everyone send a daily dose of their scrips to the next person. And the next person. And the next person.

And then, on January 1st, the Secret Santa Society begins an entire month-long game of "Mystery Scrip".

I'd play but I forgot to report that the military ruined my body and/or mind.

Mystery scrip would make a great day before christmas stocking stuffer

Mister Man
Nov 22, 2006

IWHBYD...

You had me at dildo.

TheQuietWilds
Sep 8, 2009


This seems like a good way to get absurd/offensive pornography or dildos in the mail, I'd be down.

the dad farm
Dec 6, 2005



nah

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!


Box full of horse porn on VHS.

BaconAndBullets
Feb 25, 2011


How much gay porn can you buy for $20?

Ideally shipped to their unit "Care of:whathisnuts"

McSpatula
Aug 5, 2006


Someone's getting a crate full o sex toys, price limit be damned.

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Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007



Grimey Drawer

I'll keep with the holiday spirit and ship someone a box full of dick-shaped cookies.

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