Interest in a GiP Secret Santa

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GiP Secret Santa? This poll is closed.
Yes	44	54.32%
No	9	11.11%
fart	28	34.57%
Total:	81 votes

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Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Alright you fucks, I'm tossing around the idea of doing a GiP Secret Santa this year and want to gauge how you all feel about it. Basically it would be open to GiP "regulars" (standards TBD) and a limit of x dollars (again TBD).

Feel free to respond to the poll, but I'm interested in feedback and ideas as well.

# ? Oct 9, 2014 23:45

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Nostalgia4ColdWar: May 7, 2007; Good people deserve good things.

Till someone lets the winter in and the dying begins, because Old Dark Places attract Old Dark Things.

Hooray! Someone can send me a box of Africanized Bees!

# ? Oct 9, 2014 23:51

Laranzu: Jan 18, 2002

Are there enough dildos or dildo related merchandise in the world?

I'd be in with a $20 limit. PCSing right before Christmas so if it's set up earlier it's better

# ? Oct 9, 2014 23:53

nwin: Feb 25, 2002; make's u think

I probably wouldn't do it, but I rarely participate in that stuff anyways.

Good idea on the regulars only, though. I could see dnd'ers wanting to troll the gently caress out of it.

# ? Oct 9, 2014 23:54

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

I'd be down to mail out a home-knitted cock sweater for the under-endowed.

or $20 limit works for me too, so yeah. spongebobtampax at yahoo, since I don't have plat.

# ? Oct 10, 2014 00:02

Time Crisis Actor: Apr 28, 2002; by Hand Knit

I would do it. Can I get a box of ebola through amazon prime?

# ? Oct 10, 2014 00:03

Helldump Immunity.: Aug 2, 2013; Fuck you

I'm down because friendship.

# ? Oct 10, 2014 00:09

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

i would like some POWDERED ANTHRAX delivered in the US MAIL, if it hasn't been banned by some SENATOR yet.

# ? Oct 10, 2014 00:09

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Don't bother saying you're in or not, I'll make a different thread for that. This is just to gauge interest.

# ? Oct 10, 2014 00:09

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

yes i would like some dick paraphernalia

# ? Oct 10, 2014 00:14

PookBear: Nov 1, 2008

sending my secret santee a sawed off and one shell of buckshot

# ? Oct 10, 2014 00:21

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

I can't wait to see unboxing pics.

# ? Oct 10, 2014 00:22

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

I like secret santas.

# ? Oct 10, 2014 00:22

Cole: Nov 24, 2004; DUNSON'D

I'm down

# ? Oct 10, 2014 00:41

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Cole posted:

I have downs

# ? Oct 10, 2014 00:43

Sax Offender: Sep 9, 2007; College Slice

I assume since we are using the ethnocentric figure "Santa" that undesirables will not be allowed to participate. Therefore, I am "down", as the help are fond of saying.

# ? Oct 10, 2014 00:46

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Now you're even more underprivileged.

# ? Oct 10, 2014 00:47

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

I will send someone a dildo covered in maggots.

# ? Oct 10, 2014 01:13

krispykremessuck: Jul 22, 2005; unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

not checkbox; didn't vote

# ? Oct 10, 2014 01:17

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

I don't even exchange gifts with my family so gently caress you.

# ? Oct 10, 2014 01:22

Casimir Radon: Aug 2, 2008

I'm going to send someone a PDG with some of the pages stuck together.

# ? Oct 10, 2014 01:36

smertrioslol: Apr 4, 2010

Gonna send them a flight Christmas card.

# ? Oct 10, 2014 01:59

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

I'm going to use one of those MRE box postcards.

# ? Oct 10, 2014 02:02

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

I hate Secret Santa because I get all excited when I see "SS" in thread titles and work emails and realize its not what I'm hoping

# ? Oct 10, 2014 02:14

Commoners: Apr 25, 2007; Sometimes you reach a stalemate. Sometimes you get magic horses.

Why don't we just skip calling it a secret santa and just call it the Seasonal GiP Dildo Exchange?

# ? Oct 10, 2014 02:18

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

As soon as I get the lucky goons name & address Im writing him a speeding citation he can open up Christmas morning :buddy:

# ? Oct 10, 2014 02:28

Victor Vermis: Dec 21, 2004; WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Everyone send a daily dose of their scrips to the next person. And the next person. And the next person.

And then, on January 1st, the Secret Santa Society begins an entire month-long game of "Mystery Scrip".

I'd play but I forgot to report that the military ruined my body and/or mind.

# ? Oct 10, 2014 02:30

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Victor Vermis posted:

Everyone send a daily dose of their scrips to the next person. And the next person. And the next person.

And then, on January 1st, the Secret Santa Society begins an entire month-long game of "Mystery Scrip".

I'd play but I forgot to report that the military ruined my body and/or mind.

Seconded

# ? Oct 10, 2014 02:34

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

How do I package a handful of Motrin & 4 fingers of maker's mark?

e: I'll put it all in a party baloon and just tie it off real good.

# ? Oct 10, 2014 02:38

Carteret: Nov 10, 2012

So many dildos.

# ? Oct 10, 2014 02:51

Bolow: Feb 27, 2007

The last goon I mailed something to I included a giant picture of goatse on the inside lid of the box

# ? Oct 10, 2014 03:13

AllDogsGoodDogs: Dec 30, 2008

Mailing Ebola.

# ? Oct 10, 2014 03:16

Kawasaki Nun: Jul 16, 2001; by Reene

Victor Vermis posted:

Everyone send a daily dose of their scrips to the next person. And the next person. And the next person.

And then, on January 1st, the Secret Santa Society begins an entire month-long game of "Mystery Scrip".

I'd play but I forgot to report that the military ruined my body and/or mind.

Mystery scrip would make a great day before christmas stocking stuffer

# ? Oct 10, 2014 03:16