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pippy
May 29, 2013

CRIMES
The splash looks like jizz, so does the juice.

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Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Big Dawg.

Okaaaaaaaaaay.

Meth Aesthetic
Sep 2, 2011

I'm doin alright
Lipstick Apathy
Aqua Fusion and Big Dawg

Clearly none of these idiots work in marketing

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Professor Grumpy posted:

To be honest I doubt Americans know what lychees are.
I'm 'Merican and I have no loving idea what that is.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Big Dawg Love Water Aqua Fusion.

Dr Scoofles
Dec 6, 2004

pippy posted:

The splash looks like jizz, so does the juice.

Love juice one might say, a fusion of love water, pineapple and jizz.

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Haha I liked the Big Dawg convo with the juxtaposition of the fat cat bouncing about.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Did she just say "James and Sodoman"?

Freudian slip?




E. Aqua Fusion Hunger Force

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Big, heaving tattoos.

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!
Daniel's going to get hosed in the boardroom by Mark for the label, eh

Meth Aesthetic
Sep 2, 2011

I'm doin alright
Lipstick Apathy
Surprisingly, Big Dawg actually looks like the better product

Aqua Fusion looks like a child's drink

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

Love Water, feed it to your BF to make his jizz taste better! Don't even need to change the logo. Or the name, they named it that right?

Actually, Love Water is a real company!

pippy
May 29, 2013

CRIMES

Dr Scoofles posted:

Love juice one might say, a fusion of love water, pineapple and jizz.

"Shake me well"

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty

Dr Scoofles posted:

Love juice one might say, a fusion of love water, pineapple and jizz.

Shame Michael Winner is dead. Perfect face for the campaign.

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Philippe is the next Michael Gondry because Philippe uses the lens as a canvas with which to draw.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Well, that's where the series budget went.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Wow they splashed out on the prime timeslot there.

Meth Aesthetic
Sep 2, 2011

I'm doin alright
Lipstick Apathy
Those tears of happiness

Cunning Plan
Apr 15, 2003
The bone in big dog looks a bit phallic...

Dr Scoofles
Dec 6, 2004

James thinks he's such a loving cheeky lad but he's just an annoying twat.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

"The world's as big as our oyster"

Like....6 inches? Tops?

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Jimmy Hill's not been a twat so far. Safe this week (and closer to the interviews......)

Ok. As much of a twat this week.

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!

Devol_Tettran posted:

Shame Michael Winner is dead. Perfect face for the campaign.



Also "emotional connection" for a soft drink, gently caress off Bianca.

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

30 years ago that Big Dawg video billboard would have been above a adult bookstore with jizz booths in the back.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

That's a dick in the logo. That is clearly a dick in the logo.

Cunning Plan
Apr 15, 2003

Cunning Plan posted:

The bone in big dog looks a bit phallic...

Called it :smug:

gorki
Aug 9, 2014
i hope maahk falls on his hoop here

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
I want Felipe to win this

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty

Coincidentally, that's the same face as the dude producing the jizz makes.

The jizz cycle.

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Aqua Fusion fizzled flat.

Bye bye Lauren.

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!
Daniel's gonna chin someone soon

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Boyfriend trouble?
Big game?

BOTTLE OF PISS'LL DO YA.



They board like Jimmy, don't they? :tinfoil:

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



...Is it pronounced veeagra?

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!
I love ambient noise

SHOOM-SHOOM-SHOOM-SHOOM

That advert is fantastically bad

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

onoflalks posted:

I love ambient noise

SHOOM-SHOOM-SHOOM-SHOOM

That advert is fantastically bad

They're not even mastered to the same level :allears:

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Holy gently caress that Big Dawg ad is cringe.

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






I loved the image of Mark laughing at it.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Sit up straight Jimmy, dammit.


Filipe reminds me of Pob.

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer
Dan is going to go isn't he.

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lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!

Rondette posted:

Dan is going to go isn't he.

Lauren was pretty poo poo this week

e: and they're all trying to kill each other this week

ee: THE PIERS MORGAN OF DRINKS :iceburn:

lets go swimming fucked around with this message at 22:50 on Nov 19, 2014

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