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Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010



Andre Le Fuckface posted:

Whoa the foreheads on the first 2 are immense

As the proud owner of a shiny five-head I can only say one thing.

"Woah! That's a big forehead"

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Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010



Rarity posted:

WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN?!?!

As in temperature? So he'll do business whether it's a bit nippy, or instant frostbite.

Can he do warm weather at all?

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010



Rondette posted:


ETA: Graniaud article about Apprentice 'fashions' ...ahh, Lucinda. You were my fave that season.

http://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2014/oct/14/apprentice-fashion-officewear-alan-sugar-boardroom-candidates

Gaius Baltar?!?

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010



Doug Sisk posted:

This seems like a bit of a bullshit task at the moment. Companies have spent literally billions making wearable tech, that is still largely poo poo, you have 48 hours...

That hoodie legit looked amazing.

YOU COWARD ROBERT!

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010



I really want a scarf that can do ticker-style text scrolling.

Just throwing that out there.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010



onoflalks posted:

Oh hey putting a loving screen on a jumper that needs to be flexible and all that other 'clothes' stuff isn't easy

It's almost as if you can't design a piece of technology if you know nothing about technology

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010



Fatkraken posted:

I'm ten minutes behind because iplayer, but jesus gently caress those are some ugly, undesierable objects.

And the jumper is pretty poo poo too :downsrim:

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010



Maybe I'm not suitably Shoreditch, but what on earth is super=luxery? Posh tat that nobody sensible would buy?

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010



Has there ever been a You're Fired performance as miserable as Robert? Dude was barely there, just a hunk of flesh on a chair wobbling occasionally.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010



Christ I want that phone.

Then I remember that its 2014 and I've literally never owned a landline.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010



Ghosts Love Wubs posted:

I'm half convinced we'll end up with scents named after buisness buzzwords, like Synergy or Blue Sky

Decadence would at least be appropriate here.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010



THERE'S NO WE YOU STUPID BERK JUST STEP OUTSIDE

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010



I blinked, what was he doing?

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010



Wingon posted:

Holy poo poo. 14. That's like a third of a candle's worth of winning.

I always dream that when a team loses for something bullshit like this that they just confidently walk in and tell Sralan that their loss was not statistically significant and that he has no sensible reason for firing any of them.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010



"the best are viewed and shared by millions"

And so are the worst.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010



Did he say more puns?

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010



That pitch would have got far more hits than anything they could have made.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010



Is....this how bargaining works?

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010



Dr Scoofles posted:

Nick approves, I approve. (I'm actually really struggling to watch tonight as my dogs are screaming and grunting like pigs over the telly. Shusshhhh)

That's kind of the reaction I had last week.

Also I developed this weird tic whereby I kept curling up and sobbing.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010



Philipe's stand-up was hilarious.

That was stand-up yeah?

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010



"The world's as big as our oyster"

Like....6 inches? Tops?

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010



Dr Scoofles posted:

Evening all, stilettos on the farm tonight you reckon?

It's not on the bingo card, but I'll be drinking if I see them.

And if I dont, but that's by the by.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010



Flux Wildly posted:

Jimmy "On Crack" Hill

ftfy

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010



Dr Scoofles posted:

I don't understand the next task

Scavenger hunt. Teams are given a list of obscure poo poo to buy, at the cheapest price.

From the looks of it, we're getting a repeat of the Marrakech tennis racket, where one team undercuts the other with some very dodgy tactics.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010



It seems his marketing campaign is based around tweeting famous people that he'd like to see them in a willykini.

That's not advertising, that's sexual harassment

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010



Saying this in advance for when it's inevitably relevant:

loving Daniel

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010



Solomon has some real difficulties with words above Key Stage 2 doesn't he?

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010



Christ you bash it on the counter you philistine.

Edit:

Strom Cuzewon posted:

Saying this in advance for when it's inevitably relevant:

loving Daniel

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010



Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

I'm not even going to get into the lunacy of putting saffron in a loving trifle.

(This is the challenge where I get to be all knowledgeable because I'm technically a trained chef :eng101:)

Why is it lunacy? Other than being really expensive.

Edit:Perhaps the answer is obvious. I don't actually know what saffron tastes like, for I am a dozy pleb.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010



The Big Taff Man posted:

When did he behave like a child?

Goofing around with the skeleton, touching everything on the interviewers desk while waving a glass around like an airplane, pictures of loving boats, badmouthing Bianca as soon as heswitched teams

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Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010




Blooming great film that. Bit of a convoluted backstory, but the Question was legit clever, and that's all that counts for something like that.

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