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Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Not going to be able to watch the first episode live tonight, so I'll have to catch up before tomorrow night.

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Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty

Rondette posted:

Ask and ye shall receive! Didn't somebody make one that auto-generated?? This is the only one I have.

Is this still the link to Nettle Soup's auto generating one?


Ninja E: Checked the UK TV thread. Yes, yes it is. And beaten!

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Ok, caught up.

1. I'm not sure any of the candidates are actually human beings.
2. I feel so sorry for the people who actually have to deal with them in real life.

So no different to normal then. I still can't believe after 10 years they still make the same mistakes in a selling task. London Zoo, aggghhh, whyyyyyy? "It's not a fire sale" <> Sell for below cost price.


(Double firings were common on the US Apprentice, it just took a while for it to cross the atlantic)

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
I want to see an Amstrad watch.

C'mon teams!

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Skirt lengths controlled by app for when the ladies need to slut it up to increase sales.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
A jacket that allows you to regulate your temperature?


TAKE IT OFF

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty

Professor Grumpy posted:

Scott is shaping up to be a real weasel

Proper teflon manager. 'Don't bring me problems'



E. Shoulder pad solar panels? Ohhh, please be Blade Runner 1980s future tech.....

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
If Goons were doing this, I'd be Dickbutt in LEDs on a T-shirt.

Record sales in Shoreditch.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Xmas jumper of the future.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
"Shouldn't that be covered?"

That's not how solar panel work.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty

gorki posted:

good luck not getting shot dead by the police walking about in that monstrosity

Deflect the bullets with the shoulder pads.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Why yes, I am wearing my home sex tape jumper. Would you like to come in?



Pitch to porn producers. No more having to hold cameras with your hands, like the 19th century.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
"Privacy is history"

New corporate jumpers for all, watching your every second at work. This is how it all starts, people. 1984 in jumpers.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty

The Big Taff Man posted:

If Steven wins I'll post my arse

Can it be via a LED T-shirt? We know the technology exists now.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Wow.

Instant death for Robbo!

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
It's one way of padding out You're Fired in the early weeks I suppose :tinfoil:

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Philipe reminds me of cartoon Mr Bean in profile.

Strom Cuzewon posted:

Maybe I'm not suitably Shoreditch, but what on earth is super=luxery? Posh tat that nobody sensible would buy?

Yes

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Your predictive powers were stolen by the Why Bird Taff.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Got to be Scott to go?


FAKEOUT

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
I'll be watching, but probably not closely enough to keep up tonight.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty

gorki posted:

british breeze :britain:!!!!!!!!

Crosses off "You called it what?" on Bingo card

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
That man's a human sphere.

E. Does he eat the candles?

vvv Yeah vvv

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty

Dr Scoofles posted:

8 hour jobbie.

Name/scent sorted.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
:siren: Mid task argument :siren:

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
I'm not sure if this is harassing the public, or just daylight robbery.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
The candles are wafer thin.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Can we have "Fire sale prices" on the bingo card please?

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
:siren:Lord Sugar scoff or sigh:siren:

First of many...

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Robot dance from nowhere and a PM s-l-o-w-l-y working out the maths.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
I want Jimmy Hill to just get up and robot dance his way to the taxi.


That's one hell of a forehead taking over the background of the shots.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
She's gone.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty

Wingon posted:

A candidate that went out realising they were far out of their depths. At last some sort of sensibility in this show.

Or realising the kind of people they would otherwise be spending several more weeks with and deciding to get the hell out of Dodge...

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
If I keep repeating his name, we will quickly develop a bond and therefore he will not fire me.


Great plan.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Online videos.

Pantsman 2014!

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Been away and not had chance to catch up. Anyone sum up last week for me in a sentence before tonight?

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Triple? Nice.

So the 'five extra candidates' is about nul now anyway...

Robnoxious posted:

The recap that will be on shortly won't express the amount of cringe the episode was full of.

Or the Goonrage.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
So, long-haul variation on the London tour task then.

Zzzzzz.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Bus full of Chinese tourists here we come!

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
We need to have them wearing the names badges full time for the first 6 weeks.



Ooooh, vinyl bus logos! Fancy!

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Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
gently caress off Jimmy Hill. gently caress right off.

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