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Chiles "Chiles Cartwright" Cartwright to win, and blind all other contestants with that big ol' loving melon. That, or just sticking that dome into the bridge of Sanjay's nose.
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Suralun's sexual thrill from firing people he doesn't employ has become numb. He needs to multiply the amounts.
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Oct 14, 2014 21:07
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I KNEW someone was going to refer to themselves in the context of Wolf of Wall Street.
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Oct 14, 2014 21:08
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Oh my god he was in the Toy Army. 
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Oct 14, 2014 21:11
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Decadence and Summit. So they're named after dystopian megacorporations.
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Oct 14, 2014 21:14
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How have people on this show never worked out that the easy way to win the first week is go for the highest volume/lowest cost? That's how it ALWAYS works, every series.
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Oct 14, 2014 21:21
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£14 for 50 kilos of potatoes? That guy loving saw them coming.
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Oct 14, 2014 21:24
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Six quid for a hotdog? None of these people know the value of ANY food.
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Oct 14, 2014 21:25
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Nettle Soup posted:Can get a 25kg bag from the carboot here for about £6.50, it's about right. But that was a professional kitchen, who can get it wholesale. From a wholesaler, they're around a fiver for a 25kg sack.
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Oct 14, 2014 21:26
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All of those penguins are going to be killed by cheap cleaning products.
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Oct 14, 2014 21:31
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onoflalks posted:But how about £150 for 100kg of tatties. Any kitchen outside of London would tell you to insert every potato up in yourself sideways for asking that.
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Oct 14, 2014 21:35
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By this point I won't be surprised if it's "Team Norsefire".
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Oct 15, 2014 21:04
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RedLobster posted:I hope this whole season is nothing but back to back failures. Seriously. I want this to be the season of no silver linings. Just abject failures one after another.
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Oct 15, 2014 22:01
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Nick's face is going to collapse under the weight of repeated extreme scowling next week.
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Oct 22, 2014 22:36
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XMNN posted:The fundamental flaw with this task is they can't really go for the "people hurting themselves" genre of youtube gold. Seriously, take a running punt at any of the guys' crotches, boom, a few million views in HOURS.
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Oct 29, 2014 22:17
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onoflalks posted:Felipe 'Fat Daddy' Alviar-Baquero kicks that fitness trainer in the clackers, problem solved Internet violence got Kimbo Slice a career. I eagerly await the MMA debut of Felipe 'Fat Daddy' Alviar-Baquero.
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Oct 29, 2014 22:21
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The Big Taff Man posted:Everyones heard by now that theres apparently a Solomon sex tape circulating right? Of loving course it was them.
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Oct 30, 2014 13:36
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Jim saved by the other team's sheer incompetence.
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Nov 12, 2014 22:23
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This is the forgone-est of forgone conclusions. If the other team sell ANY copies, they've won.
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Nov 12, 2014 22:28
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West Minister.
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Nov 12, 2014 22:31
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Mark is brute forcing this game into competition by being smooth as gently caress at sales. Which means he's obviously going to get panned soon.
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Nov 12, 2014 22:32
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Jesus christ stop pushing this stupid exclusivity thing. Why are they even doing it.
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Nov 12, 2014 22:33
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Pamela to go. She pushed the toxic idea, refuses to take any blame for it, and is trying to push EVERYONE ELSE under the bus.
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Nov 12, 2014 22:48
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Advertising task is always the high point, because these are people not in touch with the real world.
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Nov 12, 2014 23:01
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Big Dawg Love Water Aqua Fusion.
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Nov 19, 2014 22:18
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That's a dick in the logo. That is clearly a dick in the logo.
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Nov 19, 2014 22:31
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onoflalks posted:I love ambient noise They're not even mastered to the same level
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Nov 19, 2014 22:42
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Nice one, Derekanthony.
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Nov 26, 2014 22:19
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Just put a screen around James and put a bullet in him, he's broken.
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Nov 26, 2014 22:26
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That's it. James has just kicked his own bucket.
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Nov 26, 2014 22:43
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Mark is the loving king of sales.
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Nov 26, 2014 22:46
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Roisin is about to just loving spear him out of his chair.
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Nov 26, 2014 22:49
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Our Boy Solomon lives to fight another day.
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Nov 26, 2014 22:59
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Dr Scoofles posted:I don't understand the next task I think it's essentially a buying scavenger hunt. They're given a list of stuff and have to get them for the lowest price.
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Nov 26, 2014 23:00
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Steve2911 posted:One day everyone will be getting ready for a task. They only have 20 minutes so they're not paying much attention to their surroundings. They leave the house and get in the taxis. Suddenly they realise Filipe isn't there. Then they realise that he was never there. He was born from their hearts and souls and never had a physical form. Felipe is the real meaning of Christmas.
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Nov 26, 2014 23:20
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Wonder if anyone would have the testicular density to try and give Suralun a cubic zirconia.
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Dec 3, 2014 22:11
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Looking for scallops in a chippy. Christ.
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Dec 3, 2014 22:22
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Less than £100 for a diamond. Christ. (e): Good god, she pulled it off.
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Dec 3, 2014 22:24
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Steve2911 posted:It's got to be fake... Seriously, for less than 100 quid, that HAS to be cut glass. RETURN OF THE OUD.
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Buying oud oil in a council estate.
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