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The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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I'm not impressed with this OP. Wheres the links to the candidate introduction video.

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The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Watching all the videos on the website now

Bianca - Awful, boring.
Chiles - Possible Winner. Seems confident and sensible.
Daniel - "I will outsell them, I will outclass them, and I will beat them by being me" - this guys video is by far the best. 100% he will use the "Im like you Sir Alun" line
Ella - "I dont need a sentance, Im Me, and thats who I am". Rubbish
Felipe - Talks about himself in 3rd person at the start. Brilliant. "I was voted in the top 100 Columbians in 2012, which was good because I was among people like Shakira"
Jimmy Hill - "I AM HIM WHEN HE WAS MY AGE". Nickname is Del Boy. Lol I hate this guy. Hes definately using the I'm like you line.
Jemma - looks much better in video than her pic. I really like her but shes a dumb blonde.
Katie - Reminds me of Charlotte from Geordie Shore.
Lauren - Unattractive and I hate her voice. Why the gently caress does Rarity think shes totty? Seems a right cow. Hope she fucks off early
Lindsay - Her make up is weird in her video. Compares herself to Shugs. Says shes hates chauvenistic men. My 2nd most hated after Lauren right now. Also theres spelling mistakes in her Bio and they spell her name two different ways and its annoyed me

Will watch the rest in a bit

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Mark Wright - A bigger wanker than the real Mark Wright. I hate this guy.
Nurun - Awful. She'll get overrun by the dominant women.
Pamela - Shes my favourite of the women so far. But describing herself as bubbly annoyed me
Robert - What a posh oval office. If you dont hate him within 15 seconds of his video starting then youre a better man than me. Wanted to stab myself in the eyes watching this one. It gets worse as it goes on
Roisin - Nicks going to love her. I think I do too. My new favourite woman.
Sanjay - loving HELL HES MORE HATEABLE THAN ROBERT
Sarah - She could sell ice to Eskimos. I hate her. loving hell why are there so many hateable contestants
Scott - My girlfriend was sat behind me while I was watching these and when Scotts video started "A funny thing about me is I was the only boy in my primary school to volunteer for the talent show, and I sang Wet Wet Wet" and she said "you love him already dont you" AND YES I DO
Solomon - Will get overrun by the men. Hes a candidate for week 1 elimination. Really annoying because he talks with his hands.
Steven - "I was the only social worker in the arctic" - I have no clue what to make of this guy. I think I hate him. Actually the last 15 seconds hes so unbelievably camp that yes, I hate him

My favourites from the video - Pamela, Roisin, Daniel, Scott.

BUT I'm picking Chiles as my winner.

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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The start of Sanjays video is him talking about how attractive he is. I'm still irritated.

He's the new Syed

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Rarity posted:

WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN?!?!

Wow the op doesnt even watch the candidate videos. Shame this thread has turned into such a sham *scribbles in notebook*

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Looks like only 4 posters had the sheer balls to put their reputations on the line and pick their winners pre episode 1


eating only apples - Solomon
The Big Taff Man - Chiles
Hijo Del Helmsley - Chiles
Wingon - Steven

No one picks a woman to win, which is interesting because stats say a woman will win this season.

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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I like Sir Aluns tie. Thats a really nice tie. I bet its a bit more expensive than the ties I usually get tho.

Anyone know where I can get a cheap version of that tie?

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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"I'm like you"

Not even 10 minutes in

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Nov 22, 2005


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Scant Consolation posted:

If your nickname happened to be "Del Boy", would you put that on a CV?

If I was applying for a tv show then yes I would.

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Cant stop thinking about that tie. mmmm

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Nov 22, 2005


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Dr Scoofles posted:

We've already started calling her miss piggy in our house.

Rarity thinks shes totti. Mental.

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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FELIPE TALKS IN 3rd PERSON

Love it.

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Nov 22, 2005


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Doug Sisk posted:

The girls team looks to be in trouble already. I can see plenty of bickering ahead for them today.

welcome to the 1st week of the apprentice thread every year

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Shall we slut it up ladies?

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Stevens a oval office. Dont like him

Big Chiles is coming in as assistant project manager, he's gonna dominate.

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Well personally I cant believe we didnt get given any money

WHY DIDNT ANY OF YOU ASK FOR MONEY

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Who the gently caress picked Chiles, hes useless. Cant see him doing anything here

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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hummus and guacamole

jesus even i wouldnt eat that

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Nov 22, 2005


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Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

Six quid for a hotdog?

None of these people know the value of ANY food.

6 for a "gourmet" hotdog is reasonable, if it was gourmet

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Steven is such a catty bitch

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Nov 22, 2005


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scott is my favourite now

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Dont like that tie as much. bring back the original tie.

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Nov 22, 2005


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onoflalks posted:

Phwoar, 500 of t-shirts, shat away. Gg guys.

the women sold theirs for 50

hardly impressive

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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big chiles is going home ffs

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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How can I, with my pedigree of picking winners, show my face in this thread again if Chiles goes home.

If it goes Chiles, Steven and Felipe then Chiles is gone. But hopefully they take one of the lovely guys who did nothing - who was the guy Karen slagged off?

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Nov 22, 2005


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BRING BACK SCOTT

FIRE SCOTT

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Icant do this Alan. think of The Big Taff Man.

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Lets look at what I said at the interview video stage about Robert

Robert - What a posh oval office. If you dont hate him within 15 seconds of his video starting then youre a better man than me. Wanted to stab myself in the eyes watching this one. It gets worse as it goes on

Do the right thing Sir Alan.

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Chiles has been sacked, fair point.

Lets go back and look at what I actually posted

The Big Taff Man posted:

My favourites from the video - Pamela, Roisin, Daniel, Scott.

BUT I'm picking Chiles as my winner.

Clearly Chiles wasnt the choice of my heart, he was me picking from the head, which as everyone knows is a silly mistake to make when it comes to the Apprentice.

Clearly my real favourite is one of the 4 I mention, and from my reviews you can clearly see that Daniel was my favourite.

Therefore I think its only fair that we all agree that my real choice was Daniel and we agree as well to never mention the Chiles thing again.

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Nov 22, 2005


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StorrowS posted:

Pretty happy with my prediction of Roisin.
Blondie PM would've been hosed if the girls had lost. Chopped lemons, 200 buckets etc...

Yeah Im happy with my pick of Daniel. He even sold the crates. What a guy. Another great pick by the Big Taff Man.

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Nov 22, 2005


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eating only apples posted:

They're gonna do the double firing fakeout every week aren't they

You say this like it wasnt obvious from the start.

I'm just glad that my pick, Daniel, will not get fired and win the Apprentice

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Nov 22, 2005


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Paperhouse posted:

Good call Taff

You were a bit quiet on this task, are you allowed to talk about it after it airs or do you have to wait till the season finishes

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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I loving love Daniel

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Reminder of what I said about Scott in the audition videos.

Scott - My girlfriend was sat behind me while I was watching these and when Scotts video started "A funny thing about me is I was the only boy in my primary school to volunteer for the talent show, and I sang Wet Wet Wet" and she said "you love him already dont you" AND YES I DO

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Nov 22, 2005


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Dr Scoofles posted:

Taff do I need to take this hot information of yours to william hill or what? I'm tempted.

Ive got a fantastic record in picking contestants

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Reminder of what I said about Robert, I'm a classic.


Robert - What a posh oval office. If you dont hate him within 15 seconds of his video starting then youre a better man than me. Wanted to stab myself in the eyes watching this one. It gets worse as it goes on

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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I think both teams have good ideas vut they are ruined by various aspects

Boys - a tshirt version would be awesome

girls - the mobile phone thing would be great if they did it as a tshirt again to target to festival buyers

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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I'm starting to really like Solomon as well.

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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I think the boys idea is good, just the way they sold it is awful.

The girls idea is good, apart from anything thats not a charger

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The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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onoflalks posted:

This episode has had very little on the eventual winner, Steven.

If Steven wins I'll post my arse

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