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yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

GALLY B! :siren:

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Giant Tourtiere
Aug 4, 2006

TRICHER
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:siren: BGally

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Thanks for making me look dumb Gally.

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!
Gallagher from Tinordi

Anybody got a good Master-Blaster joke?

Pancakes by Mail
Oct 21, 2010

Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Goaltender Carey Price was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.
There's no way Tinordi stays ahead of Emelin on the depth chart, but that kid has so much more upside

Giant Tourtiere
Aug 4, 2006

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Rene Bork posted:

Habs are content with the "stage a comeback in the 3rd" strategy I see.

If it was good enough for the Eastern Front in WWII it ought to be good enough

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

whoa it's only been 4 SOG???? hahaha

Bliggers-
Dec 1, 2006
Back in business

flakeloaf posted:

No, as in "The Wings went a long time without making the playoffs so they couldn't sell as many tickets" because the situation in Detroit is nothing like the one in the heart of the Floridian hockey belt..

I had to look this up, because when the hell were the Wings ever bad?

"Between the 1966–67 and 1990–91 seasons, the Red Wings made the playoffs only eight times in 25 seasons. During the last 11 years of this stretch, only five of the league's 21 teams did not make the postseason, yet the Wings still managed to miss the playoffs five times. This rough period for the team provoked the nickname of the "Dead Wings."

8 times in 25 years or almost every third year a bloo bloo bloo

Bliggers-
Dec 1, 2006
Back in business
Dude in the Bruins jersey in Tampa. You are an rear end.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Bliggers- posted:

Dude in the Bruins jersey in Tampa. You are an rear end.

fateo must've been wandering around all day and ended up in tampa

e: drunk*

yellowcar fucked around with this message at 01:14 on Oct 14, 2014

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Bliggers- posted:

I had to look this up, because when the hell were the Wings ever bad?

"Between the 1966–67 and 1990–91 seasons, the Red Wings made the playoffs only eight times in 25 seasons. During the last 11 years of this stretch, only five of the league's 21 teams did not make the postseason, yet the Wings still managed to miss the playoffs five times. This rough period for the team provoked the nickname of the "Dead Wings."

8 times in 25 years or almost every third year a bloo bloo bloo

I didn't even go that far because

The Dirty Burger posted:

Jamie Mclennan play-by-play so far: :words:

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Bliggers- posted:

Dude in the Bruins jersey in Tampa. You are an rear end.

List of Bruins players who now play in Tampa?

Giant Tourtiere
Aug 4, 2006

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Yup that's a lovely hit

Pancakes by Mail
Oct 21, 2010

Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Goaltender Carey Price was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.

evenworse username posted:

Yup that's a lovely hit

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



Bliggers- posted:

It would actually own really hard if the Panthers managed to develop a huge latino fanbase.

It would indeed be awesome. People might see my Henrique jersey and not pronounce it like Henrique Iglesias.

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!
BE NICE TO WONKEYE

MononcQc
May 29, 2007



:effort:

Pancakes by Mail
Oct 21, 2010

Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Goaltender Carey Price was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.
PK I like that you're looking to make people bite on it now, but I think you should still take the occasional massive slapper on the man advantage

Giant Tourtiere
Aug 4, 2006

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This power play I swear

Tochiazuma
Feb 16, 2007

evenworse username posted:

This power play I swear

pass pass pass lose the puck pass pass direct pass to opposition player

Giant Tourtiere
Aug 4, 2006

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Apparently Clement Jodoin runs the power play and I'm sure he's a lovely man and all but I think he needs to be fired.



e: although he was QMJHL Personality of the Year in 2005 so perhaps lets not be hasty

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Pancakes by Mail posted:

PK I like that you're looking to make people bite on it now, but I think you should still take the occasional massive slapper on the man advantage

Especially when that forward's up so high you KNOW you aren't getting it back if you pass it. How's Tampa in the shorthanded department?

Tochiazuma
Feb 16, 2007

Down only a goal after that steaming kaka pile of a period isn't actually too bad

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

5 shots, 1 goal, shootin at an unsustainable 20%!!!

Bliggers-
Dec 1, 2006
Back in business

flakeloaf posted:

List of Bruins players who now play in Tampa?

Can't think of any, plus he has a hat on too

Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005
Bruce Garrioch? Thanks TSN

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

Godinster posted:

Bruce Garrioch? Thanks TSN

Scraping the bottom of the barrel.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Namestnikov has no accent despite being born in Russia :stare:

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

1st team all star
+
2nd degree manslaughter
=
3rd world clothing line
Can you imagine if Jared Cowen had signed that 8-year deal that Murray offered him :barf:

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

The Dirty Burger posted:

Can you imagine if Jared Cowen had signed that 8-year deal that Murray offered him :barf:

Well, I had planned to sleep tonight.

e: the Not So Good line is not so good at hockey.

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012

The Dirty Burger posted:

Can you imagine if Jared Cowen had signed that 8-year deal that Murray offered him :barf:
its a wonderful life when garrioch is 100% right in that there are still a lot of teams that would trade for him in a second but we wont give him up because we view him as a cornerstone and will give him a million and 1 chances to "turn it around" before everyone and their mother knows hes a lost cause and he wont get so much as a professional tryout

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE

yellowcar posted:

Namestnikov has no accent despite being born in Russia :stare:

He played in the CHL, but that's still impressive for his English to be that good. There are 15 year Russian vets who don't speak nearly as well.

e: oh he lived in the US until he was 8

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

1st team all star
+
2nd degree manslaughter
=
3rd world clothing line

INSPECTAH DECK posted:

its a wonderful life when garrioch is 100% right in that there are still a lot of teams that would trade for him in a second but we wont give him up because we view him as a cornerstone and will give him a million and 1 chances to "turn it around" before everyone and their mother knows hes a lost cause and he wont get so much as a professional tryout

*benches Wiercioch for 20 straight games after a turnover*

Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005
Why did Milan Michalek get signed again

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

toe knee hand posted:

He played in the CHL, but that's still impressive for his English to be that good. There are 15 year Russian vets who don't speak nearly as well.

e: oh he lived in the US until he was 8

oh ok that explains it

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Godinster posted:

Why did Milan Michalek get signed again

He still sucks less than Heatley and he's killed fewer people.

Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005

flakeloaf posted:

He still sucks less than Heatley and he's killed fewer people.

Murray's criteria sounds solid

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

1st team all star
+
2nd degree manslaughter
=
3rd world clothing line

Godinster posted:

Why did Milan Michalek get signed again

Hemsky got signed to the exact same deal :smithicide:

Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005
MVP: Goalpost or goalsaving diving Bobby Ryan

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Pancakes by Mail
Oct 21, 2010

Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Goaltender Carey Price was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.
Oh come on

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