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Level Slide
Jan 4, 2011



Might be cool, but I won't know for sure until it actually comes out. I'm holding off on the demo. The first Bayonetta game owned, though.

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Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011



i want her to jack me off with her feet lol

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

DAMN, THAT MUST BE KOOPA. I'M SURE IT'S ALSO HIM WHO'S TAKEN THE PRINCESS AWAY. OK, LET'S GO GET HIM TOGETHER!


Pillbug

i am going to jizz on her glasses

Silver Striker
May 21, 2013



I am going to have sex with the game Bayonetta 2, OP.

Swelter Discharge
Mar 21, 2013



i wouldnt have sex with bayonetta personally but im looking forward to her new game

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine


I'm debating to spend my 50 dollars in coupons now on the game or hold off until the TRU Smash brothers Promotion where I can get a Wii-U game half off.

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002



Silver Striker posted:

I am going to have sex with the game Bayonetta 2, OP.

I, too, can fit my penis in the hole in a cd

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine


It's funny that people keep dancing around the skimpy outfits going "it's not triggering or wrong because Bayonetta CHOOSES to wear things like that".


Bayonetta is really just a series of identical models with around a few dozen different rigs made by the developers, she does not have a will of her own. She can't choose poo poo.

Videogames are not real.

Level Slide
Jan 4, 2011



My Rodin tulpa says otherwise.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine


Level Slide posted:

My Rodin tulpa says otherwise.

You can't have a tulpa of something that uses morph targets, bitch!

OkieMurse
Nov 2, 2011

I get paid to stab people with sharp objects.


Mr.Unique-Name posted:

I, too, can fit my penis in the hole in a cd

Me too, it's awesome

I've done horrible things to Master Chief

a.lo
Sep 11, 2009


Bayonetta 2 is going to be really good.
Sunset OVerdrive is going to be really good.

I just have to decide which would be proper to play when the girlfriend is around!

Level Slide
Jan 4, 2011



Bayonetta 2

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002



oknope posted:

Bayonetta 2 is going to be really good.
Sunset OVerdrive is going to be really good.

I just have to decide which would be proper to play when the girlfriend is around!

I don't know, Sunset Overdrive looks like they're trying way too hard. It could be neat but I'll probably never play it if it stays xbone exclusive.

Silver Striker
May 21, 2013



Mr.Unique-Name posted:

I don't know, Sunset Overdrive looks like they're trying way too hard. It could be neat but I'll probably never play it if it stays xbone exclusive.

I have hopes that it could be good because Insomniac, but they've made some not so good games recently so honestly it could go either way. I probably wont get an Xbone until Scalebound though.

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

by Cowcaster


Grimey Drawer

I'm going to smoke all the weed and slay all the angels I can't loving wait

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002



zen death robot posted:

Like every other non-Microsoft exclusive it will probably be on PC in a year

That is probably true.

Mercury Crusader
Apr 20, 2005

Nice to meet ya, hee ho!



I can't wait to play Bayonetta 2 on the Nintendo Wii U and to play Sunset Overdrive on Steam.

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012



oknope posted:

Bayonetta 2 is going to be really good.
Sunset OVerdrive is going to be really good.

I just have to decide which would be proper to play when the girlfriend is around!

Play Bayonetta 2 while grinding into her.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004



Swelter Discharge posted:

i wouldnt have sex with bayonetta personally but im looking forward to her new game

OkieMurse
Nov 2, 2011

I get paid to stab people with sharp objects.


Asimo
Sep 23, 2007



she looks less like sarah palin now, so ill pass

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack


Clapping Larry

TheLovablePlutonis posted:

i want her to jack me off with her feet lol

I'd like that also bro.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack


Clapping Larry

I'd love to have her kiss me.

K. Flaps
Dec 7, 2012



Mr.Unique-Name posted:

I don't know, Sunset Overdrive looks like they're trying way too hard. It could be neat but I'll probably never play it if it stays xbone exclusive.

It also looks super slow and boring to play from the one video I saw. Bayo 2 is pretty sweet though probably

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.


Level Slide posted:

Might be cool
I think you made a typo OP.

Buck Turgidson
Feb 6, 2011


I've got a fever... and the only cure is buying a WiiU

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.


No joke Bayonetta 2 may be the main reason I buy a WiiU.

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012



Buck Turgidson posted:

I've got a fever... and the only cure is buying a WiiU

...and putting on a full body cat-suit made of hair.

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.


The Taint Reaper posted:

It's funny that people keep dancing around the skimpy outfits going "it's not triggering or wrong because Bayonetta CHOOSES to wear things like that".


Bayonetta is really just a series of identical models with around a few dozen different rigs made by the developers, she does not have a will of her own. She can't choose poo poo.

Videogames are not real.

well if they aren't real then why do you post about them

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Incoming top secret message:
I love you


Biscuit Hider

I have a dark secret: while I'm glad the game exists... I don't like paying Bayonetta

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo


Doctor Goat
Jan 21, 2005

Where does it hurt?


But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

i am going to jizz on her glasses

i don't remember which designer it was but they said they wouldn't ever show bayonetta without glasses because that would be wrong

Mach2
Feb 28, 2014


"This game would be a solid 10/10 if it weren't for the constant reminder that I am unable to achieve a boner.

7.5/10" ~Polygon

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Lightning... It flashes bright, then fades away. It can't protect; it only destroys.


Doctor Goat posted:

i don't remember which designer it was but they said they wouldn't ever show bayonetta without glasses because that would be wrong

cool

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

Kirby: USA Style


gonna go home, turn out the lights, boot up my PS3, sit on the couch, open my trousers and spend some quality 'gaming' time with bayonetta

Famous TV Dad
Nov 1, 2011



oknope posted:

Bayonetta 2 is going to be really good.
Sunset OVerdrive is going to be really good.

I just have to decide which would be proper to play when the girlfriend is around!

greetings i am also getting both

Buck Turgidson
Feb 6, 2011


VideoGames posted:

gonna go home, turn out the lights, boot up my PS3, sit on the couch, open my trousers and spend some quality 'gaming' time with bayonetta

bayonetta owns so hard that even the lovely ps3 version is better than like 99% of games

Harrow
Jun 30, 2012

This knight was born to be THE BEST! Just like all the billions like him!


I wish i had a Wii U

I want so many Wii U games

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PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox


Harrow posted:

I wish i had a Wii U

I want so many Wii U games

buy one. Or aren't you a Real Gamer?

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