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the bottom of a frosted mini wheats box is pr much all sugar. it falls off and ends up at the bottom of the box. when you pour the last bowl u get all the sugar. time out your family's eating patterns to make sure you get the last bowl of frosted mini wheats.
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- Damp Star Baby
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Staying Legend. CA Exempt DEATH
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save yourself time and money by just cracking raw eggs straight into your mouth
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Oct 14, 2014 22:53
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- cute anime girl
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just loving get a frozen dinner
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Oct 14, 2014 22:54
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- smoobles
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in a hurry? you can eat ordinary grass from your front lawn whilst walking to your car, it has all the same vitamins and fibers as the grass from the grocery store
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Oct 14, 2014 22:55
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- mycophobia
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insert sausage links directly into your anus and OINK like a pig!
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Oct 14, 2014 22:56
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protip : skip breakfast and eat food at lunchtime like a regular person
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Oct 14, 2014 22:59
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pro hack: use 2 spoons so when you're puttin 1 load of cereal into your mouth u can load up the next 1 ready to tkae its place
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Oct 14, 2014 23:02
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got a poptart? don't even cook that sh*t. it's delicious right out of the bag.
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Oct 14, 2014 23:02
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got a poptart? don't even cook that sh*t. it's delicious right out of the bag.
if you buy any flavor other than smores get outta my face
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Oct 14, 2014 23:03
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pro hack: use 2 spoons so when you're puttin 1 load of cereal into your mouth u can load up the next 1 ready to tkae its place
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Oct 14, 2014 23:03
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nxt lvl hack: use 2 soup spoons for your cereal, i know you think its not right but you'll never go back
heh, noob. i don't even use spoons, you can simply tip the entire bowl into your mouth.
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Oct 14, 2014 23:09
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- mycophobia
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hyperhack: shove wheat into your mouth and suck a cow's titty
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Oct 14, 2014 23:14
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by LadyAmbien
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ULTRAHACK: pour the cereal into your mouth then pour in the milk to save on washing up
Or if you don't mind a little washing up you can pour the milk and cereal into a glass and just drink it
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Oct 14, 2014 23:17
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- smoobles
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instead of bacon, use sausage. you already have sausage in the fridge whereas bacon requires a trip to the store.
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Oct 14, 2014 23:39
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- nvm no cake
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skip breakfast and just have lunch instead because breakfast food isnt that good anyways
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Oct 14, 2014 23:40
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put some oreos in some milk its kinda like depressing cereal
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Oct 14, 2014 23:45
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turn your toast around halfway thru toasting it, then toast it the rest of the way.
doubletoast.
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Oct 14, 2014 23:47
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coffee&egg enema
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Oct 14, 2014 23:48
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don't do this
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Oct 14, 2014 23:49
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Broken! Busted! Everybody has something to repair. Before buying new, let Mighty Putty fix it for you.
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Throw cereal, milk, pop tarts, ans pre cooked sausage in a blender. Puree and WHAM! Breakfast2Go for at least a couple days
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Oct 14, 2014 23:51
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put the breakfast directly in your butt, thus skipping needless steps like digestion
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Oct 15, 2014 00:28
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when milk starts to go bad you can use it as buttermilk for pancakes
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Oct 15, 2014 00:36
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- google THIS
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turkey bacon: just no
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Oct 15, 2014 01:06
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if yuo are very quick you can just steal an egg from the ostrich and just eat that egg for breakfast
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Oct 15, 2014 01:50
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When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
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Go to McDonalds and get the "Sausage McMuffin, Hashbrown and large Soft Drink" and the guy who takes your owner who's stoned as gently caress at 8:30 am will be "that's cool . . . you made your own combo. Nice."
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Oct 15, 2014 02:00
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if yuo are very quick you can just steal an egg from the ostrich and just eat that egg for breakfast
QFT
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Oct 15, 2014 14:46
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smash a banana up while its still in the peel for an easy smoothie
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Oct 15, 2014 15:05
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if you have a dog or cat just get down on your hands and knees and eat from their bowl with them when u feed them in the morning
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Oct 15, 2014 15:11
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patriarchy sucks
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If you haven't seen real bacon in over a year it's actually possible to convince yourself turkey bacon is just as good. Has to be at least a year though.
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